"I think we've got trouble." Bobby told Scott. "No sign of Aslan anywhere."

"And there are reports that the Witch is going to attack." Scott agreed.

"That means…" Bobby gulped. "You'll have to lead us."

"We're dead." The Narnians who overheard moaned. Scott glared at them.

"Assemble the army, we're going to war!"

"To war, to war, to war we gotta go!" The audience started singing.

"As much as I love the Marx Brothers," NEBULABELT drawled, "Let's just move along, shall we?"

Aslan's army: the Eloi, the Kids Next Door of Sector V, Kim Possible, the core Teen Titans, the original Justice League (less Batman), the New Mutants, Optimus Prime of the Autobots, Jake Long, Holly Short, and several scattered other heroes gathered themselves along a large open plain, anchoring their forces among rocks and boulders as they planned and prepared.

"Swords?" Scott asked.

"Check." Todd said.

"Shields?"

"Check."

"White flags?" Bobby interjected.

"White flags?" Scott blinked. "Why would we need those?"

"To surrender! Look!" Bobby pointed.

"Oh, boy." Scott gulped as he turned and looked out as the Witch's army arrived.

Emma Frost stood on a boulder as the rest of her army took their positions. She smiled as it was obvious that her army outnumbered Scott's by more than three to one.

Her vast army was made up of—among others—Azazel's demons, Magneto's Acolytes, Zankou's warlocks, the Snarks, Cobra soldiers, the Dreadnoks, the Hellions, the Tyrannos, the Reavers, the Purists, the Friends of Humanity, the Renegades, the Decepticons, the Predacons, Darkseid's Female Furies, the Legion of Doom, the Metabreed, the students of the HIVE Academy, the Brotherhood of Evil, all the Teen Titans' enemies, several Sentinels, the wolves, the Sinister Six, Mr. Sinister's Nasty Boys, the Hellfire Club, Father—the enemy of the Kids Next Door, all the other KND villains, as well as Monkey Fist's monkey ninjas.

"See? I told you." Low Light said from the audience. "I told you that Emma would have monkey's in her army."

"You said she would have flying monkey's, though." Cover Girl pointed out. Low Light just looked at her.

"Are you really going to tell me that ninja monkey's are any less strange than flying monkeys?"

"Point taken." Cover Girl said.

Emma Frost turned to address her army. "Before we crush the late Aslan's army it's time to say the Pledge of Evil. Raise your right hand—I said your right hand, idiots!—and repeat after me: I, your name," Emma started.

"I, your name." The villains repeated dutifully.

"Shmucks." Emma growled under her breath. "Pledge allegiance,"

"Pledge allegiance…" The villains chorused.

"To Emma Frost,"

"To Emily Frost…" The villains said.

"That's EMMA!" Emma shouted at them.

"That's EMMA!" The villains agreed.

"And to the evil." Emma continued, nearing the end.

"And to the evil…"

"For which she stands,"

"For witches stand…" The army said. Emma ignored the mangling this time.

"Now go do that voodoo that you do, so welll!" Emma laughed as she threw up her hands. Her army cheered and hurled themselves at the good guys.

"This is going to hurt." Scott winced as the army of evil bore down on him.

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Rogue put her hand on Brittany's shoulder. "We should probably go." She suggested. Brittany hiccupped once and nodded. As she lifted her face out of Catseye's neck, she blinked.

"Hey, what's that?" She pointed. Rogue turned to look. Sitting on Catseye's body was a small pink rat.

"Is that a naked mole rat?" Rogue blinked. RUFUS nodded as he started gnawing on the ropes that bound Catseye. "What the heck is he—"

"Shhh!" Brittany hissed. As Rufus finished cutting the ropes, he waved at the girls.

"Buy-bye!" He chattered as he ran off.

"And this has been yet another pointless cameo." NEBULABELT announced.

"Well, at least she's not tied up anymore." Rogue said. "Let's go." As the two girls started making their way down the steps, they heard a loud crack. They looked at each other and hurried back up the steps.

"Hey, where's—?" Rogue asked when she saw the broken table and the missing body.

"Look!" Brittany gasped as she pointed.

"Oh my god…" Rogue gulped. Perched on the rocks was a certain grinning feline.

"Catseye baaack." She purred.

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A/N: Up next…the gripping conclusion!