The audience was composed of the extended members of the Teen Titans and Justice League as well as the ordinary soldiers of GI Joe plus several scattered members of the Kids Next Door, the Wyvern Gargoyles, the Dinosaucers, at anyone else who had a connection—for good or ill—with any of the actors in the battle. They sat and watched the ultimate battle between good and evil in Narnia, hoping they had enough popcorn.

"I can't believe I'm doing this." Scott muttered as he unsheathed his sword. "For Narnia! And for Aslan!" He yelled as he charged at the oncoming army.

"WHAT HE SAID!" His army agreed as they charged after him.

"Remember the plan!" Scott said. "Pick your targets!"

"On it!" KIM POSSIBLE said as she eyed SHEGO.

"Titans Go!" ROBIN agreed as the Titans headed towards SLADE and the BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL.

"Kids Next Door: Battle stations!" NUMBUH ONE ordered as his team ran at Father and the other KND villains. Jake Long flew towards the DARK DRAGON and the Justice League headed for the Legion of Doom. The New Mutants hurled themselves at Cobra and the Snarks while Optimus Prime went after the Decepticons and Holly Short was just out to shoot anything.

"Wait, then what do we do?" Willow asked of the Eloi. Everyone shrugged.

"How predictable." Emma mused as she waved her army on ahead.

"Everybody get ready!" Scott yelled. "Aaand, SWITCH!"

"What?" The villains gaped in shock as the heroes all suddenly switched targets.

"Boo-ya!" Cyborg grinned as he used his ion cannon to blast a huge robot piloted by two KND villains, Mr. Wink and Mr. Fib.

"Oh dear." They gulped as the robot toppled over.

"Some other time Shego!" Kim Possible said as she leaped into the air and tackled the gliding Demona.

"Get off of me human!" Demona shrieked at her.

"Not happening!" Kim retorted as she grabbed Demona's wings and pulled, piloting Demona back to the villain's own lines. "See ya!" Kim said as she jumped.

"Oh sh—" Demona winced as she collided midair with Monet, both of whom fell to the ground in a heap.

"Talk about getting dumped!" Brooklyn snickered.

"Okay, wait. If Kimmy isn't going to fight me," Shego mused. "Then who—"

"Hi ya!" Numbuh Five yelled as she delivered a flying kick to the side of Shego's head.

"Fool you!" Scott bragged as all across the field, heroes attacked villains other than their own, throwing the villains completely off guard. Scott fired an optic blast that struck See-More of the Hive Five across the face. "Take that you wannabe!"

"You can't stop us!" Billy Numerous boasted as the HIVE student created an army of clones. "I'm an army of one!"

"Hey, that phrase is copyrighted!" General Hawk shouted from the audience.

"You're an army of dumb." Jamie snorted as he created a clone of himself for each of Billy's.

"And whut's a dumb little kid like you gonna do?" The Billys sneered.

"He's so asking for it," Bumblebee said from the audience. The Jamies narrowed their eyes and kicked. Being shorter than Billy Numerous, the Jamies were in an ideal place to kick Billy right in the groin.

"MOTHER!" Several dozen Billy's groaned in unison as they simultaneously grabbed themselves and collapsed in a heap.

Meanwhile the rest of the HIVE students were attacked by the Kids Next Door of Sector V.

"You mean I have to fight some dumb kids instead of the Titans?" Mammoth grumbled. "What a gip!"

"Say that to my face, you teenaged creep!" Numbuh Four threatened as he waved his fist at Mammoth's…knees.

The HIVE Academy grad snorted. "I would if you weren't so…short."

Numbuh Four was livid. "Don't ever…" He growled, "Call me…" he leapt at Mammoth's face. "SHORT!"

"YEOOWW! Get it off! Get it off me!" Mammoth yelled as Numbuh Four clung to his head and started punching him in the face.

"Stupid pit-sniffing, what the heck?" Gizmo exclaimed as Numbuh Two grabbed him.

"You know," Numbuh Two grinned. "Numbuh One can pull off the bald look. He makes it look cool. On you it's just sad. And pathetic."

"Grrrr!" Gizmo snarled. "I'm gonna ionize you!" He exclaimed as his backpack unfolded its four spider-like legs.

"Have a nice trip." Numbuh Two quipped as he pulled out his Mustard gun and squirted the ground beneath Gizmo. "See you next fall!"

"Ah crud." Gizmo grumbled as the mechanical legs skittered, trying to keep a hold on the ground and failed. He toppled over.

"Stand still, damn you!" Juggernaut swore as he swatted his arm.

"Missed me!" Numbuh Three grinned as she hopped on his huge muscles. "Tra la la la la…"

"Stop that!" Juggernaut bellowed as he swung at her again. Numbuh Three gracefully leapt onto his helmet. She leaned down to look into his face.

"Boy, you sure are mean old man, you know that?"

"And you're about to be smashed!" He snarled at her as he swung his fist at her head. Numbuh Three leaped off and Juggernaut ended up punching himself in the face, knocking him out. "Ooooo, buh-bye." He groaned as he fell.

"Nighty night mister!" Numbuh Three waved as she ran off.

Numbuh One put on his shades as he faced his opponent. "You're not Father, but I suppose you'll have to do." He said to Slade.

"I'm touched." Slade said dryly. "Shall we?"

"Let's." Numbuh One said as he launched himself at Slade.

Elsewhere on the field, the various KND villains were fighting the Teen Titans with predictable results.

"Face the stingy justice of Count Spankulot!" The spank-happy vampire and KND villain said to Raven as he flew at her.

"You've got to be kidding." Raven sighed as she hurled the hapless villain away with her powers before moving on to the Dark Dragon, Jake Long's enemy.

Raven snorted as the Dark Dragon tried to fry her. "I've fought dragons before." She said. "You don't scare me. Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" the Dark Dragon found himself tumbling head over heels as he was tossed into several Decepticons who went down in a heap with him.

"Prepare yourself for the fluoride fury of Nightbrace!" The mad dentist yelled at Beast Boy, who merely smirked in response.

"Why don't you check these teeth Nightbrace?" Beast Boy morphed into a huge, terrifying Tyrannosaurus Rex and roared right in Nightbrace's face, showing off the scores of sharp, pointy teeth in his mouth. Nightbrace gulped.

"Ithinkyourteetharefine, Igottago!" Nightbrace gulped as he ran off. "Mommy!"

"Odd." Psyche-Out noted. "You think a T-Rex would appreciate a good dentist."

"They do on Reptilon, that's all I'm gonna say." Allo agreed.

"Come to Grandma Stuffum you skinny child." The obese pot-wielding villainess said to Starfire. "Eat up!" She said as she tossed a ladleful of glop at her.

Starfire swallowed it with a gulp. "Joy of joys! I didn't know you made Tamaranian food! Delicious!"

"Huh?" Grandma Stuffum goggled. "Impossible!"

"So is this entire premise." Low Light groaned.

"Prepare to be flushed!" The Tolienator threatened a completely unafraid Althea.

"How did I draw the short straw?" Althea wondered. "Oh well." She shrugged as she used her powers to summon a wave of water at him.

"Oh no…" The Toilenator groaned as he was nearly drowned. "I knew I should've gotten two-ply!"

Meanwhile, Robin tore his way through the Cobra High Command; punching Dr. Mindbender in the face and banging Xamot and Tomax's heads together. "Double your pleasure." Robin grinned right before tossing the Baroness to the side.

"Get them!" Cobra Commander yelled.

"Who are you talking to?" Destro asked. "There's no one left!"

"You know I fight a man in a metal mask on a regular basis." Robin told Cobra Commander and Destro. "Compared to him, you two are nothing." Robin hurled himself at Destro, delivering a fierce kick to his face before spinning in midair and giving Cobra Commander a similar treatment. "Well, that was eas—"

"DIE!" Mystique yelled as she leapt at Robin from behind. Before Robin could move, Mystique was tackled midair by Kim Possible.

"Boo-yah!" Ron shouted from his seat.

"Thanks Kim!" Robin shouted as he rejoined the battle.

"So not the drama!" Kim replied as Mystique did her best to kill her. "Apparently I can't make friends with other red-heads." She noted as she narrowly avoided a kick to her ribs. Kim blocked Mystique's next punch and responded with a fierce punch to the jaw that knocked Mystique out.

Lina flew through the air, pursed by the Bang Baby Talon and the Green Goblin.

"Gonna clip your wings, bug girl!" Talon boasted as she sent out a sonic shriek.

"Heehee, have a blast!" The Green Goblin laughed as he threw several of his pumpkin-looking grenades at her.

"Come on Lina, get them! Just like you trained!" Cover Girl shouted encouragingly. Lina suddenly stopped short, causing Talon and the Green Goblin to overshoot her. Thinking fast, Lina spat out a wad of her healing silk and tossed it into the Green Goblin's engines and Talon's wings.

"I hate it when that happens." The Goblin muttered as he and Talon went down.

"Boo-yah!" NEBULABELT shouted. "You go girl!" Everyone looked at him strangely. "Hey, she's my favorite Misfit, give me a break!"

"Yeah, we got 'em on the run!" Bobby boasted as he iced any enemy he saw. "We—uh-oh." He gulped as he came across Father, the supreme villain of the Kids Next Door and a fire wielder at that.

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the wardrobe!" Father laughed as he tossed a ball of fire at Bobby, only narrowly missing.

"You would think someone with the ability to create fire would not be on the side of the Witch." Spirit observed.

"Chill out!" Bobby shouted—among much groaning in the audience—as he used his powers to encase Father in a solid block of ice. "That ought to—erk." Bobby said as Father unthawed himself and was furious.

"You…big…JERK!" Father bellowed as the flames around him grew. "You just made me mad! Very…VeryVERY Ma—oh forget it!" Father mumbled as he walked away. "I'm going to go get some Rocky Road."

"Apparently someone watched Operation: Zero." Numbuh 362 noted, looking at NEBULABELT. Elsewhere, the battle was getting ever more chaotic.

"YEE-HAA!" Sam yelled in enthusiasm as he flew through the air. "Heads up your varmints!" He said as he headed toward Genghis Rex. The giant red tyrannosaurus barely had time to register Sam's presence before Sam shot through one side of Genghis' mouth and out the other, knocking out most of his teeth.

Jake Long flew straight into Megatron's face and blew a breath of red hot fire on it.

"ARRGHH! Wretched organic pest!" He cursed as he fired his fusion cannon blindly, causing more havoc among his allies than his foes.

"Get her!" Madam Rouge snarled as Holly Short zipped around the battlefield, zapping villains left and right.

"Come on and get me!" Holly taunted.

"I got her!" Tarpit, one of Sinister's henchmen proclaimed as he leapt at her from the left. Madam Rouge did the same from the right.

"No you don't, I do!" Ebon snarled as he also leapt for the diminutive pixie. Holly just smiled and flew up

"Oh crap." Madam Rouge cursed as she, Ebon, and Tarpit found themselves stuck together in a gooey mish-mash.

"How pathetic." Monsieur Mallah said to Gorilla Grod.

"Quite." Grod agreed. "I suppose that this is what comes from serving a disembodied brain."

"Do not insult the master!" Mallah snarled. Grod rolled his eyes.

"You disgrace all apes when you play 'Pinky' to his 'Brain!'" Grod snapped at him. Mallah roared and charged Grod, soon the two apes were too busy fighting each other to fight Scott's forces.

Optimus Prime transformed into vehicle mode so he could cross the field—and run over several detachments of Cobra's BATs—before changing back in order to fight the Renegades.

"You Transformers think you're all that." Cykill growled as Prime approached. "Renegades, blast him!" Optimus Prime ducked and weaved through the evil Gobots' fire.

"I've tangled with better than you K-Mart knock-offs!" Prime said as he returned fire, knocking down Gobot after Gobot.

"Talk about being on the side of angels." Warren muttered as he flapped his wings and soared in the sky, tackling the gargoyle Thailog and tossing him from the sky. "Storm, a little help?" Warren gulped as the Decepticons flew towards him.

Storm's eyes flashed as she flew. "Any of you oversized Sentinels want to know what another kind of transformer is?" She asked the Decepticons. "It transfers electricity, like so!" Lightning crashed and struck the giant alien robots, causing them to bellow in pain.

Zankou decided that now was the time for him to shine. "Destroy them! Let all who see you tremble in the might of the power of warlocks!" He said to his warlocks. Azazel just snorted.

"Warlocks, shmorlocks. My demons are the ones who are going to make this fight."

"You?" Zankou snorted. "Please. Why don't you go sleep with Mystique?"

"Why don't you let the Halliwells kick your butt some more?" Azazel sneered back.

"GET HIM!" Zankou bellowed at his warlocks.

"CRUSH HIM!" Azazael roared at his demon family. Soon the two smaller armies of warlocks and demons—both technically on the witch's side—found themselves at war with one another, instead of with Aslan's forces.

As the battle raged, the Justice League was having problems of its own.

"Great Hera!" Wonder Woman said as she lassoed another monkey ninja. "I didn't join the Justice League to fight primates!"

"If any of them start flinging anything at us, I'm going to use this," Hawk Girl hissed as she patted her mace. "On the author's head!"

"Get the Green Lantern!" Copperhead hissed as he ran at Jon Stewart. Chase Young—in his reptilian form—joined him, as did a number of Cobra soldiers. Stewart just groaned.

"Enough is enough!" He shouted. "I have had it with these mother-loving snakes in this mother-loving play!" Jon proclaimed right before using his ring to blast them aside.

"Man, NEBULABELT just won't let that line go, will he?" Cover Girl asked.

Superman decided that he too had had enough and charged through the enemy line straight for Emma Frost herself, barely noticing that he battered aside villains like Dr. Doom or Mr. Sinister. Frost sneered as he flew at her.

"Man of Steel, prepare to meet the Mistress of Diamonds!" She said as she readied her wand behind her back. When Superman got in close, Emma stabbed it at him. Superman barely had time to register his shock before he turned in a diamond statue.

"I always new Supes had a hard head." Booster Gold commented from the audience.

The villains grew emboldened by Superman's fall and pressed harder against the good-guys, their superior numbers beginning to make their presence felt.

"We're getting creamed out here!" Bobby yelled to Scott as Hotstreak nearly melted Bobby's ice form.

"Call out the reserves!" Scott yelled back as he just managed to take down the Rhino. Bobby nodded to Jubilee who sent up huge displays of firecrackers. The signal was given.

From out in the distance, three more figures joined in the fight. They were small, generally black and most importantly—

"Bugs?" Amara squealed as they flew past. "Gross!"

"Hey!" Lina protested.

"They're made of metal." Sam blinked as he flew into the face of another Tyanno.

"Oh no, please tell me you didn't…" Kim Possible groaned.

"That's right, right." Shrapnel grinned. "The Insecticons are here, here!"

"Aren't they Decepticons? You know, bad guys?" Roberto asked. NEBULABELT shrugged.

"I like them, so there you go." He explained.

"I'll do it, but I know I'm going to hate myself for this in the morning." Scott grumbled. "Insections, attack!"

"On it!" Kickback grinned. The three black and purple Transformers took to the skies and started to sing.

"Insecticons are on the move, Insecticons are loose! Feel the energon! Hear the noise! Insecticons are loose!"

"Why do I always invite those guys?" NEBULABELT asked himself. "Why?"

"Just do something!" Scott screamed.

"You're no fun, no fun." Shrapnel noted. "Still," Using his own electrical abilities, Shrapnel was able to construct a large force of Insecticon clones that looked just like him and the others. The clones swooped down on the witch's army, causing chaos and occasionally munching on anything made of metal.

"Get these bugs off me!" Dr. Octopus bellowed as one Insecticon clone nibbled on his metal tentacles.

"This bites!" Donald Pierce shrieked as he and his Reavers had Insecticons gnawing on their bionic parts.

"Stay away from me!" Dr. Doom yelled as he too, was chased by clones. The Sentinels were powerless against a swarm of Insecticons and were soon chewed to pieces.

"Justice!" Scott grinned as he saw the Sentinels get torn apart by—of all things—other giant robots. "See how it feels you bastards!" He rejoiced as he did a little jig in celebration. "See how it feels!"

"Oh for heaven's sake!" Emma groaned as she rolled her eyes at the state of her army. "No more Miss Nice Witch." To Fitzroy she ordered. "Summon him." Fitzroy gulped.

"Must we?" Emma just glared at him. "Yes Mistress." He mumbled as he pressed a button that opened a portal in the middle of the battlefield.

"What the hell?" Scott wondered then paled when he saw what came out. It grinned at him.

"Prepare to face the power of Apocalypse!"

&&&

"I don't believe it." Brittany said as she and Rogue stared at Catseye, alive and with her mane intact.

"Believe it." Catseye grinned. "I gots nine-lives, after all."

"This is the greatest!" Brittany said as she hugged Catseye happily.

"Forgive me if I don't hug you." Rogue told Catseye sardonically.

"I'll manage." Catseye agreed.

"But the witch killed you!" Brittany protested. Catseye's fur rippled as she smirked.

"I gots better memory than her." Catseye purred. "She forget what came before Deep Magic. If someone dies for a traitor, the table will crack and death will be reversed."

"Nice little loophole." Rogue smirked.

"Isn't it though?" Catseye smirked back.

"But the battle—everyone thinks your dead and the battle started already!" Brittany told Catseye. "We have to help Peter and Edmund!"

"We will." Catseye promised. "But first we need to get help and I know where we can get it. Climb up." She said as she lowered herself to the ground to let Brittany and Rogue up. "Here we go." Catseye grunted as she started running with the two girls on her back.

"Where are we going?" Rogue asked.

"You'll see!" Catseye said.

&&&

"Fall back!" Scott yelled as Apocalypse tore through his army. "Retreat!"

"We're screwed." Todd gulped as he slimed Sabertooth and sent several wolves running from him, howling in dismay at his smell.

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Bobby said as he summoned all his strength and encased Apocalypse in a block of ice. Apocalypse broke out in under half a minute. "Oh, I guess I can't. Sorry."

"Idiot." Althea muttered as she kicked Lex Luthor in the face and tossed him into Darkseid. "We're still outnumbered anyway!"

"We need a miracle about now!" Scott said. "Hint hint!"

"Catseye isn't due for a while yet." NEBULABELT shouted.

"Ah crap!" Scott moaned. "We're screwed!"

"Victory is assured!" Emma cackled from her chariot. "Soon—huh?" She wondered when she saw a new force coming up on the horizon.

"Wait a minute, there weren't any other armies in the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe!" Kurt protested. NEBULABELT smirked.

"But there is in the Chronicles of Narnia." NEBULABELT reminded him. "There is another army in the stories. Look at where it's coming from." Everyone turned to look. It was coming from the south.

"Waitaminute, doesn't this mean—" Rahne asked. NEBULABELT smirked.

"Oh yeah."

Coming out from the south was another army, one that hailed from Narnia's southernmost neighbor: Calormene. At the head of the army was its leader, whose name was taken up as a warcry.

"Sooraya!" They shouted. "SOORAYA!"

"Wait just a cotton picking moment here!" Bobby protested. "Calormene is a country of bad guys!"

NEBULABELT sniffed. "Well I didn't much care for the simplistic and racist depiction of a 'good', white, fair, Christian north versus a 'bad', swarthy, dark-skinned pseudo-Muslim south."

"You just wanted an excuse to put Sooraya in, didn't you?" Althea deadpanned.

"Yeah, pretty much." NEBULABELT admitted as Sooraya turned herself into a dust storm that enveloped the witch's forces.

"Dare I ask what army she brought with her?" Scott asked as he looked. He winced. "I knew I didn't want to know."

"Oh dear god…" Raven said in horror. "It's so…pink."

"Am I seeing things or is there an army of My Little Ponies out there?" Robin said.

"You're not seeing things." Kim Possible said.

"I am going to kill this author." One rainbow-haired pink pony threatened menacingly, her eye twitching dangerously. Another one, a yellow pegasus, grinned.

"Hey, work is work, Par." He shrugged. "Plus it's an opportunity to maul huge numbers of people without feeling any guilt!"

"Heh, who ever feels guilt?" The pink one grinned. Apocalypse scoffed.

"Ponies? You dare to send ponies against me?" He laughed. The ponies glared at him.

"I think I know where this is headed…" Blue Beetle told Booster Gold, gulping.

"DESTROY HIM!" The pink pony bellowed. The horde of pastel equines charged at Apocalypse, trampling the giant mutant and everyone else in the area.

"There's nothing more humiliating than being saved by a bunch of pastel colored ponies." Bobby moaned.

"Yes there is." Althea countered. "And that's being beaten by pastel colored ponies!" She pointed at the witch's forces, which were being trampled, kicked, and beaten by ponies.

"Mommy…" Duncan gulped right before a unicorn speared him in the rear. "YIIIEEK!"

"Curse you Kymellian scum!" The Snark Commander growled, mistaken the Little Ponies for the white, vaguely horse-like aliens who were enemies of the Snarks.

"Oh dear." Granny Harkness winced as her Female Furies found themselves up against a horde of angry ponies out for blood.

"This has officially crossed into too weird, even for us!" Althea gaped.

"This can't get any weirder." Todd proclaimed.

"Ride ponies! Ride!" Gobo shrieked from his mount as he rode into the battle. Kurt groaned.

"That joke is never going to go away…"

"It isn't the only one." Althea said as she glared at Todd. "You really should know better at this point."

"I know." Todd groaned. "I know."

Emma, meanwhile, had strode into the middle of the battle and caught everyone's attention by turning several ponies into statues.

"If you want something done right." Emma said nonchalantly as she turned two diving pegasus into statues as well. "You have to do it yourself."

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"Why did you bring us here?" Rogue asked Catseye as they walked into the Witch's castle.

"Need more help." Catseye said as the entered the statue garden of the White Witch's victims.

Brittany pointed to one statue. "Look! It's Mr. Tumnus!" Rogue and Catseye followed her. Sure enough, at the far end of the room, trapped as a diamond statue was Xi. She sniffed. "This happened because he helped me." Brittany said sadly.

Catseye regarded the statue for a moment before she nodded once and roared.

"What are you—" Rogue started to ask as Xi shuddered and started to revert back to normal.

"I've heard of waking up with morning breath, but using morning breath to wake up?" Beach Head asked in disbelief.

Xi gasped and fell forward, caught just in time by Rogue and Brittany. "What?" Xi asked in wonderment as Brittany hugged him.

"We have to hurry." Catseye said as she went from statue to statue, bringing them to life.

"Um, are you sure about restoring that one?" Rogue gulped as she pointed to one particularly giant statue of BIG BARDA.

"I can do it." Catseye said, misunderstanding Rogue's concern. When Catseye roared, Big Barda awoke.

"Where is she?" Big Barda demanded angrily. "I saw a witch darting between my feet when suddenly everything went black."

"She turned you into diamond." Brittany told her.

"Did she now?" Barda rumbled. "Well, this is one giant that isn't going to take that lying down!"

Catseye grinned at Rogue. "I think we'll do fine."

&&&

Back at the battle, the Witch's forces once again held the upper hand. Even with Sooraya's reinforcements, Emma Frost was still a force to be reckoned with.

Everywhere Scott looked, he saw his forces falling back against the superior numbers arrayed against them: Kim Possible dropped back as Tarot and Amelia Voight touble teamed her, Robin was busy with Sabertooth and Cree Lincoln, Jake Long was falling back against Solomon Grundee and the Joker.

"Retreat!" Scott shouted, though the word disgusted him. "Fall back! Before we're overrun! Edmund!" Scott shouted to Bobby. "Get out of here! Get the girls and go back to the wardrobe!"

Bobby felt himself being pulled away by Todd when he stopped short. He saw the Witch turning ally after ally into diamond with her wand.

"Screw this." Bobby muttered as he twisted away from Todd and headed for the witch. "Hey Frosty! You like ice? How about you have a taste of this!" Bobby shouted as he tried to freeze Emma. He missed, but he still managed to grab the wand, breaking it in two. And there was much rejoicing in the crowd.

"Yay." The audience said blandly.

Emma glared daggers at Bobby and kneed him in the groin, in her diamond form. "Owww…" Bobby moaned as his eyes turned up. He fell.

"Edmund!" Scott yelled as he blasted Braniac and Krulous out of his way and charged at Emma, sword in hand. Emma drew her own blade and blocked Scott's.

Emma grinned predatorily as she swung at Scott who hastily put up his sword in defense.

The two traded sword strokes, though Emma clearly came away from in a stronger position than Scott. Finally, Emma tripped Scott and prepared to run him through as he lay prone on the ground.

A sudden roar ripped through the air. Suddenly their attention—as well as the attention of everyone on the battlefield—was fixated on the source of the roar: A familiar purple lion perched on an outcropping.

"Impossible…" Emma murmured in astonishment. Catseye was soon joined by Brittany, Rogue, Xi and the Misfits and X-Men. And they weren't alone.

"Meega…na la queesta!" Stitch cackled as he and his six hundred twenty-five cousins arrived on the scene.

"Apparently someone also watched 'Leroy and Stitch,'" Roadblock noted.

Catseye roared again and her reinforcements charged into the battle, turning the tide yet one last time.

The witch's forces shattered under the blow. Catseye batted away Aiden and Lobo as she went after Emma. Big Barda smacked her ex-comrades in the Female Furies away and kicked any bad guys smaller than her; which was pretty much all of them. The Misfits and X-Men brought their own powers and normal chaos to the battle, accompanied by the experiments.

"I like this guy!" Lance said as Experiment 513, named Richter for his ability to make earthquakes, teemed up to take out the Decepticon Rumble, who had been making earthquakes with his piledrivers.

"Agreed!" Amara said as she and Experiment 228, aka Melty, worked together to fry Hotstreak.

"I too, am starting to like these experiments." Willow acknowledged as she and 509, a plant-liked experiment called Sprout, worked together to subdue their enemies with miles of vines.

"These guys are kind of like mutants themselves." Ray agreed as he and Experiment 221, or Sparky, also combined their electrical powers on Bevatron.

"We should adopt them." Althea said as she and a water experiment, 501 or Yin, created a tidal wave to wash away their opponents.

"I must admit, they do grow on you." Scott said as Experiment 523, which fired plasma blasts out of its head, worked with Scott to subdue Magneto.

"No argument!" Fred said as he and a heavy-set Experiment 520, also called Cannonball, landed on Beef. Hard.

"I like this one!" Bobby said as Experiment 523—Slushy—froze Despero solid.

"Hey, you're supposed to be mortally wounded!" NEBULABELT shouted. "Start acting like it before I have you mortally wounded for real!"

"Gak." Bobby said as he fell over again.

Rahne looked around as the battle fell apart around her and did the only sensible thing. "Okay, I give up!" She said to the nearest good-guy near her, which happened to be Beast Boy.

"Um, can you do that?" He asked.

Rahne looked at him. "I just did. Besides, do you think NebulaBelt is going to let me get killed off?" Beast Boy thought about it and nodded.

"Okay, I guess you're on our side now?" He asked her. Rahne nodded. "So…if we're on the same side, how about you and I—"

"Finish that question and I gnaw your leg off." Rahne growled. Beast Boy shut up.

"I give up too!" Kurt said, fairly hopping from foot to foot. "Please?"

"How about you Bats?" The Flash asked him. "Wanna join the good guys again? "Batman glared at him.

"One thing I have to do first…" Batman growled as he smacked the Flash upside the head. "There. Now I'm done."

Trevor Fitzroy, knife drawn, advanced on the prostrate Bobby. "Time to settle the score." He hissed.

"Not so fast!" Rogue said as she placed an arrow in her bow and drew a bead on him. She fired the shot. It struck true.

"Aiiieee!" Trevor screamed pathetically as he toppled over. Then Rogue decided to be safe rather than sorry and fired the rest of the arrows in her quiver into the little creep."

"You know, I don't think that's nearly enough Trevor Fitzroy torture for this production." Rogue mused. NEBULABELT nodded.

"You're absolutely right." He agreed as he pushed a button. A boulder on one of the outcroppings fell onto Fitzroy, crushing him. Above Fitzroy's renewed screams, the author pushed one last button causing the boulder to explode. Fitzroy went rocketing through the sky. "That ought to do it." NEBULABELT thought. "For now."

Catseye meanwhile charged at Emma just as she was about to finish off Scott. She hit Emma with a flying tackle and landed on top of her.

Flattening her ears against her head, Catseye mewed. "Does Catseye have to?"

"It's just a play." NEBULABELT assured her. "You don't have to hurt Emma."

"Though it might win you some points in our book." Hawk muttered. Catseye sighed.

"If it for play…" She agreed as she pretended to finish off Emma.

Scott got up and looked around. Brittany was giving Bobby the healing potion Logan had given her and the rest of the villain's were being taken care of. The battle was over.

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At the castle of Cair Paravel, a grand coronation was taking place. Catseye, assisted by Xi (she has no opposable digits as a lion), prepared to give four crones to Scott, Rogue, Bobby, and Brittany as they took their seats in the four thrones.

All of Narnia was in attendance, including the revived Coyote—much to Rahne's annoyance.

Catseye walked to Brittany and had Xi put a silver tiara on her head. "To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant," Catseye proclaimed. Brittany stuck out her tongue at Daria and Quinn, who were sulking in the audience. Catseye pretended not to notice as she moved on to Bobby, giving him a golden crown.

"To the great western woods, King Edmund, the Just," Catseye said loudly, over the snickering and eye-rolling.

"That dweeb is our king?" Fred said as he snorted. "I think I was better off as a statue!" Catseye continued on to Rogue.

"To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan, the Gentle," Catseye said as a larger silver crown was placed on Rogue's head by Xi. Rogue snorted.

"To the clear northern skies, King Peter, the Magnificent." Catseye proclaimed loudly. Scott snickered.

"Ha! Eat it Alvers!" Scott crowed as the Narnians looked at each other and suddenly contemplated the values of a republic.

"Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia!" Catseye reminded everyone.

"Ah crap!" Everyone in attendance moaned. Catseye, just wanting to wrap it up, delivered her last line. "Long live King Peter! Long live Queen Emily! Long live Queen Susan! Long live King Edmund! And long live Queen Lucy!"

No one echoed the chant. Catseye shrugged and walked out. "Catseye need bath." She muttered.

"And I thought she wasn't a tame lion." Bobby quipped.

"She'll be back…someday." Xi said. "Why I can't imagine."

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Years past and the four Pevensies grew into their roles as monarchs…after the revolts were put down, the coup attempts thwarted and half of Narnia thrown into the dungeon. Really, what did you expect?

Anyway, one day they went out hunting after a white stage and found themselves confronted with an odd sight: a lamppost in the middle of the woods.

"What is that?" Bobby wondered.

"I don't know." Scott frowned.

"How can you forget what a bloody lamppost is?" Betsy wondered from the audience.

"This does look familiar." Brittany said.

"I wonder what's beyond these bushes." Rogue wondered as the four of them dismounted and pushed through the brushes and back into the wardrobe they passed through to get into Narnia so many years ago.

Four children fell out of the wardrobe and were met by Xavier. "Have a fun trip?" Xavier asked. "What's the weather like in Narnia these days?"

"You know about—" Scott began.

"I do." Xavier nodded. "I hope you enjoyed yourselves."

"We just regressed several decades in age." Rogue stated. "I really think we're going to need therapy for this…" As if he didn't hear her, Xavier continued.

"I wouldn't try going back that way. I've found that paths to Narnia open in places you least expect it. But I expect that you will find yourselves in Narnia again someday."

"But the trauma of reverting in age…" Rogue started again.

"THE END!" NEBULABELT proclaimed.

"Screech, whack, fade to black." Althea said. "Finally! It's over!"

"This play can't end enough for me!" Lance agreed as he headed for the exit.

"We're not done yet!" NEBULABELT snapped. "Everyone has to take a bow and—" He gulped when he noticed everyone glare at him. "I guess we can forgo that and call it a day." He relented. "But I would like to thank Red Witch, RogueFan, my mom, the Academy…"

"And the locksmith." Althea quipped as she flung open the door to NEBULABELT's private booth and control room. "It might be laser-proof, power-proof, and all that…but it doesn't help much if you forget to lock the door!"

"D'OH!" NEBULABELT cursed. "Gottago!" He gulped as he bolted out the door and towards the exit.

"GET HIM!" All the characters that were trapped in the play or the audience—good guys and bad—shouted as they charged after him, blood in their eyes. In their haste, everyone forgot one little detail…

TEN HOURS LATER

"Hello?" RogueFan and Red Witch asked, their voices echoing in the empty theater. "Could someone please untie us? Please? Anybody? Help?"

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THE END

A/N: All characters and shows are © to their respective owners. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is © to C.S. Lewis. Thank you everybody!