So you guys like it, eh, hehe, let's take a look at episode four...
Episode Four
By: Catty Engles
---Tribal council- Tinchatka---
Catty: I'll go tally the votes. (walks to area out of sight from the main fire and grabs a hollowed out gourd) Once the votes are read, the decision is final, the survivor voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal area immediately, any questions?
Tinchatka: (some shake heads, some simply stare)
Catty: Okay, I'll read the votes. (with all due gravity, Catty reaches for the first vote. She comes up holding a piece of rough paper almost like tag board. Unfolding it, she glances at it briefly before holding it up for Tinchatka to see.) First vote Kurda. (Dramatic close up of Kurda's pinched face)
Catty: Second vote (pause) Kurda.
Catty: Third vote (pause) Swart
Swat: Hey they spelled my name wrong!
Catty: Shh! They must have not known who you were. Ahem, fourth vote (pause) Tsarmina.
Catty: Fifth vote (pause) Badrang.
Catty: Sixth vote (pause) Badrang. That's two votes Kurda. Two votes Badrang. One vote Tsarmina. One vote Swartt.
Catty: Seventh vote (pause) Romsca.
Catty: Eighth vote (pause) Cluny
Catty: Ninth vote (extra long pause) Kurda
Catty: (very very overly dramatic pause) The first person voted off of Redwall Survivor (shows last vote), Kurda. Get your torch.
Kurda: (with a whirl of her cloak and a flick of her head, Kurda storms up to Catty, almost knocking the small mouse over) I vill not be humiliated again.
Catty: (grumbles) Well not on survivor anyway.
(Kurda struts the walk of shame, blatantly refusing to do after council comments with Ruka the camerasquirrel.)
---Next Morning- Destination One---
(It's been a long night for the Tinchatka tribe, not only have they had to build a boat, with much bickering, they've had to find Destination One in the dark. Chetora woke early, roused by Martin, and they made it to the destination without hold-up. Now they await Catty's arrival.)
Catty: (arrives) Morning.
Chetora: Morning!
Tinchatka: (Blank stares)
Catty: Today is day two. I can see some of you wouldn't mind going home right now. Sorry you're stuck. We have a little Immunity/Reward challenge because you have a lazy writer who doesn't want to do TWO hectic challenges each chapter. Do you all want to know what you're playing for?
Tribes: Yes.
Catty: (uncovers a table of food. There are three sacks of rice on either end of the table, but one end is also lavished with great amounts of other food items. There's sauces, spices, margarine, fruits, vegetables, and salads.) No matter what, each tribe gets food. Yesterday I'm sure you noticed your empty stomachs, well today, you gonna get something to fill them with, but how well you play depends on how well you eat, and how long you stay.
The challenge today entails teamwork more than anything. It's kind of like a relay race, but there are different stations, instead of a race, it's still all about speed though. I want you to pick your fastest, your strongest, your smartest, your most agile, and your most cunning.
Song: But that's only... five.
Catty: I was getting there, yes that's only five, there will be pairs. Unfortunately Tinchatka has lost a member. Though, when this is done, you'll agree they had enough of an advantage. You have five minutes, pick your pairs.
---Five Minutes Later---
Catty: All ready?
Tribes: Uh huh.
Catty: Okay then, line up fastest, strongest, smartest, agile, then cunning.
(the tribes line up accordingly on opposite sides of the arena.)
Catty: Alright, Chetora, pick one beast to rotate down one pair.
Chetora: (general sounds of outrage)
Triss: But that's not fair!
Catty: All's fair in love, war, and survivor. Now move.
Chetora: (rotates accordingly. This means that one beast from each pair is not matched at their original spots that they thought they could have done best at. Advantage Tinchatka.)
Catty: Alright, take your positions on the beach. READY? GO!
Tribes: (Uncover each of their individual challenges.)
(The Strongest challenge, being played by Cluny and Ublaz and Cregga and Song is to lift five huge rocks off of the ground at the same time.)
(The Fastest challenge, being played by Dandin and Mariel and Gabool and Ublaz, is, predictably a race, but it's piggyback.)
(The Cunning challenge, being played by Gonff and Dotti and Tsarmina and Swartt is a puzzle, without any picture to show what's been given)
(The Smartest challenge, being played by Martin and Triss and Romsca and Gelltor, is a list of questions about miscellaneous subjects)
(The Agile challenge is an obstacle course, being played by Fwirl and Deyna and Klitch.)
(Cregga has four boulders on her back already, and Song is struggling with only one. Cluny and Badrang both have two apiece and are lunging for the last one. Song, somehow works the last boulder into Cregga's reach so they lift it, barely together.)
Catty: One win for Chetora!
(Fwirl has gone through the obstacle course already, which entails a lot of wriggling. She is on the outside, coaching Deyna the whole way, offering advice and encouragement, but especially Klitch's progress reports. Deyna with so much bulk can't untangle himself from some netting, and Klitch beats him to the finish line.)
Catty: One win for Tinchatka!
(Martin and Triss are deep in though, scratching busily with a pencil. Triss looks over at Romsca and Gelltor.)
Triss: Martin! They're almost done!
Martin: Hold on, we just need to know where the Sea of Tranquillity is.
Triss: I dunno, Salamandastron?
Martin: Sure, it's done.
Catty: (Inspects questions) Two wins for Tinchatka! (Aside to Triss and Martin) The Sea of Tranquillity is on the moon.
Martin: We're Redwallers how're we supposed to know?
Catty: I'm just the host, sir, settle down.
(Gonff has just looked at the puzzle for a long time, before laughing out loud and falling to putting it together very quickly. Tsarmina and Swartt glare at him.)
Dotti: What's so blinkin' funny at a time like this, ole lad?
Gonff: (working busily) Well ole gel, if you just take a look around you, you'd see!
Dotti: (stares at Gonff) You've lost it, pouchy.
Gonff: That's Mr. Pouchy to you, hoppy, and as a matter of fact, it's very elementary. The puzzle without a picture, is actually the landscape we see around us! Done!
Catty: (inspects puzzle) Two wins for Chetora!
(The last challenge is a race, but piggyback. Mariel is on Dandin's back, doing everything but whipping him)
Mariel: Faster, Dandin! Faster!
Dandin: Stop kicking me in the ribs, you're choking me!
Gabool: This is so embarrassing (he's on Ublaz's back, bouncing up and down).
Ublaz: Just shut-up, and hope no one's watching.
(Ublaz, with his long strides, easily beats Dandin, who is barely bigger than Mariel.)
Catty: Three wins for Tinchatka! That's three out of five. Immunity and Reward go to Tinchatka!
Mariel: No! I refuse to lose to Gabool!
Catty: Well, honey, you just did. Follow me, Chetora, you too are going to have a tribal council with no chance for alliances. Take your rice with you. Tinchatka, I'll see you at destination two, bright and early. But this time you have a day of rest. Cherish you prize, and make a temporary shelter. Chetora, it's time to vote!
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Okay, voting time again. I'm sorry if you didn't want Kurda to go off, but that's what the votes did, please vote again, I'm having a lot of fun hearing from you guys!
Episode Four
By: Catty Engles
---Tribal council- Tinchatka---
Catty: I'll go tally the votes. (walks to area out of sight from the main fire and grabs a hollowed out gourd) Once the votes are read, the decision is final, the survivor voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal area immediately, any questions?
Tinchatka: (some shake heads, some simply stare)
Catty: Okay, I'll read the votes. (with all due gravity, Catty reaches for the first vote. She comes up holding a piece of rough paper almost like tag board. Unfolding it, she glances at it briefly before holding it up for Tinchatka to see.) First vote Kurda. (Dramatic close up of Kurda's pinched face)
Catty: Second vote (pause) Kurda.
Catty: Third vote (pause) Swart
Swat: Hey they spelled my name wrong!
Catty: Shh! They must have not known who you were. Ahem, fourth vote (pause) Tsarmina.
Catty: Fifth vote (pause) Badrang.
Catty: Sixth vote (pause) Badrang. That's two votes Kurda. Two votes Badrang. One vote Tsarmina. One vote Swartt.
Catty: Seventh vote (pause) Romsca.
Catty: Eighth vote (pause) Cluny
Catty: Ninth vote (extra long pause) Kurda
Catty: (very very overly dramatic pause) The first person voted off of Redwall Survivor (shows last vote), Kurda. Get your torch.
Kurda: (with a whirl of her cloak and a flick of her head, Kurda storms up to Catty, almost knocking the small mouse over) I vill not be humiliated again.
Catty: (grumbles) Well not on survivor anyway.
(Kurda struts the walk of shame, blatantly refusing to do after council comments with Ruka the camerasquirrel.)
---Next Morning- Destination One---
(It's been a long night for the Tinchatka tribe, not only have they had to build a boat, with much bickering, they've had to find Destination One in the dark. Chetora woke early, roused by Martin, and they made it to the destination without hold-up. Now they await Catty's arrival.)
Catty: (arrives) Morning.
Chetora: Morning!
Tinchatka: (Blank stares)
Catty: Today is day two. I can see some of you wouldn't mind going home right now. Sorry you're stuck. We have a little Immunity/Reward challenge because you have a lazy writer who doesn't want to do TWO hectic challenges each chapter. Do you all want to know what you're playing for?
Tribes: Yes.
Catty: (uncovers a table of food. There are three sacks of rice on either end of the table, but one end is also lavished with great amounts of other food items. There's sauces, spices, margarine, fruits, vegetables, and salads.) No matter what, each tribe gets food. Yesterday I'm sure you noticed your empty stomachs, well today, you gonna get something to fill them with, but how well you play depends on how well you eat, and how long you stay.
The challenge today entails teamwork more than anything. It's kind of like a relay race, but there are different stations, instead of a race, it's still all about speed though. I want you to pick your fastest, your strongest, your smartest, your most agile, and your most cunning.
Song: But that's only... five.
Catty: I was getting there, yes that's only five, there will be pairs. Unfortunately Tinchatka has lost a member. Though, when this is done, you'll agree they had enough of an advantage. You have five minutes, pick your pairs.
---Five Minutes Later---
Catty: All ready?
Tribes: Uh huh.
Catty: Okay then, line up fastest, strongest, smartest, agile, then cunning.
(the tribes line up accordingly on opposite sides of the arena.)
Catty: Alright, Chetora, pick one beast to rotate down one pair.
Chetora: (general sounds of outrage)
Triss: But that's not fair!
Catty: All's fair in love, war, and survivor. Now move.
Chetora: (rotates accordingly. This means that one beast from each pair is not matched at their original spots that they thought they could have done best at. Advantage Tinchatka.)
Catty: Alright, take your positions on the beach. READY? GO!
Tribes: (Uncover each of their individual challenges.)
(The Strongest challenge, being played by Cluny and Ublaz and Cregga and Song is to lift five huge rocks off of the ground at the same time.)
(The Fastest challenge, being played by Dandin and Mariel and Gabool and Ublaz, is, predictably a race, but it's piggyback.)
(The Cunning challenge, being played by Gonff and Dotti and Tsarmina and Swartt is a puzzle, without any picture to show what's been given)
(The Smartest challenge, being played by Martin and Triss and Romsca and Gelltor, is a list of questions about miscellaneous subjects)
(The Agile challenge is an obstacle course, being played by Fwirl and Deyna and Klitch.)
(Cregga has four boulders on her back already, and Song is struggling with only one. Cluny and Badrang both have two apiece and are lunging for the last one. Song, somehow works the last boulder into Cregga's reach so they lift it, barely together.)
Catty: One win for Chetora!
(Fwirl has gone through the obstacle course already, which entails a lot of wriggling. She is on the outside, coaching Deyna the whole way, offering advice and encouragement, but especially Klitch's progress reports. Deyna with so much bulk can't untangle himself from some netting, and Klitch beats him to the finish line.)
Catty: One win for Tinchatka!
(Martin and Triss are deep in though, scratching busily with a pencil. Triss looks over at Romsca and Gelltor.)
Triss: Martin! They're almost done!
Martin: Hold on, we just need to know where the Sea of Tranquillity is.
Triss: I dunno, Salamandastron?
Martin: Sure, it's done.
Catty: (Inspects questions) Two wins for Tinchatka! (Aside to Triss and Martin) The Sea of Tranquillity is on the moon.
Martin: We're Redwallers how're we supposed to know?
Catty: I'm just the host, sir, settle down.
(Gonff has just looked at the puzzle for a long time, before laughing out loud and falling to putting it together very quickly. Tsarmina and Swartt glare at him.)
Dotti: What's so blinkin' funny at a time like this, ole lad?
Gonff: (working busily) Well ole gel, if you just take a look around you, you'd see!
Dotti: (stares at Gonff) You've lost it, pouchy.
Gonff: That's Mr. Pouchy to you, hoppy, and as a matter of fact, it's very elementary. The puzzle without a picture, is actually the landscape we see around us! Done!
Catty: (inspects puzzle) Two wins for Chetora!
(The last challenge is a race, but piggyback. Mariel is on Dandin's back, doing everything but whipping him)
Mariel: Faster, Dandin! Faster!
Dandin: Stop kicking me in the ribs, you're choking me!
Gabool: This is so embarrassing (he's on Ublaz's back, bouncing up and down).
Ublaz: Just shut-up, and hope no one's watching.
(Ublaz, with his long strides, easily beats Dandin, who is barely bigger than Mariel.)
Catty: Three wins for Tinchatka! That's three out of five. Immunity and Reward go to Tinchatka!
Mariel: No! I refuse to lose to Gabool!
Catty: Well, honey, you just did. Follow me, Chetora, you too are going to have a tribal council with no chance for alliances. Take your rice with you. Tinchatka, I'll see you at destination two, bright and early. But this time you have a day of rest. Cherish you prize, and make a temporary shelter. Chetora, it's time to vote!
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Okay, voting time again. I'm sorry if you didn't want Kurda to go off, but that's what the votes did, please vote again, I'm having a lot of fun hearing from you guys!
