Look Before You Leap…Into Bed
Sirius woke with a jolt. Staring up at the familiar ceiling of his and Moony's flat, he replayed his bizarre dream in his head. James and Lily made sense, because he spent enough time with them and, well, they both were kind of hot. But he was starting to think that something was wrong with him that he would fantasize about Professor Dumbledore and Pimp!Harry.
"You know, these games add a new and interesting dimension to our sex life," said a male voice. "If calling me Prongs turns you on…"
Sirius felt a warm hand move over his thigh. Moony's voice sounded a little different. Maybe he was getting a cold. "Um… Yeah.. About that. Weirdest dream…"
"The headmaster-thing was a bit strange, but if you want me to discipline you.. Five points from Gryffindor."
Sirius chuckled, eyes still closed, rolling toward Moony, wrapping a leg around him. "Har har," he said, running a hand through Moony's hair---
---which felt abnormally greasy. His eyes flew open to see himself nose-to-nose with a naked Severus Snape. "Snivellus!"
