A/N Just some silly nonsense


Title: Vocabulary lessons with godfather Sirius

Summary: Harry is left with Sirius for one afternoon and he learns a couple of interesting new words.

Word count: 350

Triggers/warning: swearing

Genre: Family, humour

Characters: Lily Evans P., Sirius B., Harry P.


FOR HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

House: Ravenclaw

for august auction:

Day 9/ Auction 3: Abraca-fuck-you


If Lily Evans Potter had been looking for a good, responsible, mature godfather, she probably shouldn't have picked Sirius Black. Truly, she probably should have picked Remus but life being the way it is, Sirius was to be Harry's godfather. Maybe Remus could be godfather to another one of the children…

Sirius would often come over to play with Harry, as long as it was possible, and it crossed Lily's mind that Sirius was now a grown man of 20, and that he could probably handle taking care of a child for one afternoon. Later one, why this had even seemed like a good idea would positively confuse Lily, but for the time being Sirius was trusted with Harry for a long needed break from child-rearing.

The moment Lily closed the door on the two of them, Harry began to cry loudly. So Sirius did what any grown respectable man would do: he began to entertain the baby.

Now Sirius being Sirius, there were many different ways he could have done this, but playing with his wand in front of the baby seemed like a good idea.

"Abracadabra!" he said, waving his wand and adding a silent incantation to squirt water before his godson.

Harry giggled.

"Abracadabra!" Sirius went again, up close to the baby in the high chair and squirting water even higher up in the air.

Harry giggled even louder.

"Abraca-" began Sirius but the baby grabbed the wand and pointing it into Sirius' eye who was immediately squirted with water, "fuck-you!"

Harry giggled very loudly. "Abraca-fuck-you!"

Sirius was busy wiping his face off with a towel and paused. "What did you just say?"

"Abraca-fuck-you! Abraca-fuck-you!"

"Oh no, no! Stop saying that!"

"Abraca-fuck-you! Abraca-fuck-you! Abraca-fuck-you!"

"Lily is going to kill me!"

Needless to say, Lily was rather surprised when she came home from her shopping expedition.

"So, Sirius, how did it go?"

"Ummm…"

"Abraca-fuck-you!"

"SIRIUS!"

"Yes?"

"DID YOU TEACH HIM THAT?"

Sirius didn't often keep Harry all alone from that day on.