Just Say It Already
By Anime Lover of Fire
Copyright August 21st 2006
Anime Lover: Oh god this can't end well
Prologue: The gang get bored and evaluate one another… This could get ugly, not all things said during this fic will be what you'd expect from these characters.
Malik glared at the pile of super happy fun dinosaur buddies video's that sat on the coffee table infront of him. Why were they there? Well Yugi, Marik, Ryou, Seto, Tea', Mai, Serenity and Rebecca surprisingly had all left them there and gone out. They meaning: Malik, Bakura, Yami, Mokuba and Joey.
"So when do you think they'll be back?" asked Yami looking nervously behind him.
"Who knows? They have my brother, and my brother has his credit card so…" Mokuba trailed off looking sad that he'd been left behind while Seto went and had all the fun.
In reality however Seto was NOT having fun. He was being dragged around the streets of Tokyo by four teenage girls on a power shopping trip, may god spare his poor deprived little soul. Anyway….
"So what do you wanna do till then?" asked Joey fishing out the last of the chips from the now empty packet. "Can we burn these?" asked Malik holding up one of the video's that could burn out any somewhat normal person's eyes. "Later, besides… I've got a much more ingenious idea..." Bakura began whispering for some strange reason, even though no one who would've really cared about what they were about to do and no one was actually there to stop them.
End of Year Duelist Reports
Name: Seto Kaiba
Age: 18
Attendance: Perfect.
Ability: Perfect.
Agility: Perfect.
Attitude: Arrogant, rich son of a bitch
Overall Grade: A+
Targets: Being less of an asshole, rich ass bastard might help
Notes:
"He is only duelist who poses a challenge to me."- Yami
"He's an asshole, plain and simple."- Joey
"He spends no time with me any more." - Mokuba
"He's a good duelist, but he needs to get a life, seriously..." - Bakura
"He has nice legs."- Malik
Name: Mai Valentine
Age: 18
Attendance: Terrible. Mai insists on oversleeping every Saturday and Sunday.
Ability: Mai has amazing natural ability and a lot of potential.
Agility: Perfect.
Attitude: Poor. Arrogant, argumentative and somewhat boastful. She'll make a fine duelist.
Overall Grade: A-
Targets: Less of the 'OMG my nail broke' attitude.
Notes:
"She's nice really…"- Joey
"She has a lot of potential." – Yami
"She needs to stop acting like she's constantly on heat."- Malik
(At this point, fighting broke out between Joey and Malik and the rest of the recordings were crushed in the struggle.)
Name: Yugi Moto
Age: 14
Attendance: Perfect.
Ability: Very good. If Yugi continues to keep up this level of achievement, he will be one of the top duelists.
Agility: Surprisingly good.
Attitude: Very good, if not rather naïve.
Overall Grade: A
Targets: Be more serious and concentrate harder in theory class.
Notes:
"He looks like a tri colored starfish." – Bakura
"A midget tri colored starfish." – Malik
"He's a great guy but he seriously needs to get over the whole heart of the cards thing he learnt from his grandpa." – Joey
"If he'd just stop with the puppy eyes already I'd be happy." - Yami
Name: Serenity Wheeler
Age: 13
Attendance: Worse than normal, she is only present during battle city and the whole Noa saga, after that she falls off the face of the earth.
Ability: not bad for a first time duelist, rather average.
Agility: Not bad.
Attitude: very concerned about others and other wise sympathetic towards everyone.
Overall grade: C+
Notes:
"I've barely noticed her so far." – Yami
"I still don't know her name." – Bakura
"She seems nice, but she's not all that special." – Mokuba
"I can't believe her and Joey are related." – Malik
"Hey!" - Joey
Name: Marik Ishtar
Age: 18
Attendance: Poor. Like Mai he oversleeps, but Marik refuses to get up before nine o'clock every day.
Ability: Yami insists he has potential. We are not convinced.
Agility: Ahahahah.
Attitude: Needs serious tuning. Marik's a whining spoilt brat.
Overall Grade: F
Targets: IMPROVE EVERYTHING.
Notes:
"I enjoy a challenge, but this is ridiculous."- Yami
"Marik? … god, I need another drink…"- Joey
"and Ryou said I had issues, this guy needs to get over himself." – Bakura
"He's one of those evil guys who turned good guy, why do I have to look like him again?" – Malik
Name: Tea' Gardener
Age: 16
Attendance: is there most of the time cheering for someone else, mainly Yugi or Joey.
Ability: Crap, simply crap no one really cares about your friendship speeches honey, high capability of annoying people until they wish to smash her face in.
Agility: Not all that good to be honest, needs work.
Attitude: Annoying, preachy, I love the universe, highly irritating.
Overall grade: E-
Targets: Burn in hell already.
Notes:
"Compared to her Marik is a perfect little angel." – Yami
"Compared to her, I'd rather hang out with Weevil Underwood." – Mokuba
"Compared to her, I'd rather hang out with Pegasus." – Bakura
"Stop comparing the people I want to burn… geeze.." - Malik
Name: Ryou
Age: 16
Ability: Not bad, a bit hesitant. Bakura usually has to help him.
Agility: He couldn't out run that balloon boulder at duelist kingdom, it was going less that two meters per hour.
Attitude: Not bad, needs to talk more and participate more willingly. Bakura is getting rather sick of dragging him to tournaments.
Overall grade: B+
Targets: Needs a major confidence boost
Notes:
"It could be worse." – Yami
"He could be less creepy." – Joey
"He needs to be more evil and chose more evil looking clothes." – Bakura
"He looks like a gay British school boy for Ra's sake." – Malik
Name: Rebecca Hawkins
Age: 8
Ability: Not bad for someone her age.
Agility: she's a little kid, naturally she's impossible to keep up with.
Attitude: snobby, spoilt brat, know it all even though she doesn't, babyish, has a thing for older men.
Overall Grade: C-
Targets: find someone your own age to crush on, get a life, stop acting all high and mighty, throw out the damn teddy bear already!
Notes:
"She is next annoying on the list, right after Tea'." – Yami
"Weird, annoying girl who no one likes." – Mokuba.
"I don't EVER want to meet this person, she's like a mini Tea'." – Bakura
"Ditto, I pity the teddy bear that she has hostage." – Malik
