Kaiba glared at the piece of paper, he had received anonymously after having returned home from Tokyo, he cringed as he remembered the extensive workout his credit card had just received and began to dread the upcoming monthly bill. He'd lost count at how many things they'd thrown at him, let alone how much each item was. Now this? He couldn't believe Mokuba was feeling neglected, hell he usually got him some new game or gave him cash to go buy whatever he wanted. Why should HE feel neglected? It wasn't his fault he had to work to keep K.C. running accordingly, after all if you wanted something done, right?

"I can't believe Mokuba feels neglected." Kaiba muttered glaring harder at the piece of paper.

Mai snorted, "Why are YOU complaining? You got an A+. At least you're not "OMG I broke a nail"." She lay back in the couch and gave an aggravated sigh. "And I think everyone got better than Marik."

Marik glared, "They made a mistake on mine."

"The same mistake in every box?" Seto laughed.

With a strange primness the duelist screwed his report into a ball and flicked it into the corner of the room. "It could happen... Hey, Ryou! You've been under that blanket every since we got back. What's wrong?"

The blanket parted to reveal Ryou, who seemed more embarrassed than ever. "I can't believe that Malik thinks I look like a gay British school boy."

Yugi, by now, was smiling a little. He seemed to have cheered himself up. "Well at least Malik doesn't think I have nice legs."

Kaiba shuddered.

There was a few moments silence, before Mai spoke up again. "Hey… why don't we write our own reports? You know, revenge for them being such bastards?"

Rebecca was discussing her results with her teddy, Tea' sighed. Ryou retreated back under the covers. Kaiba's eyes were glazed over.

"Fine!" she sighed, "I'll do it!"

End of Year Reports, Second Edition

Name: Bakura

Age: Old.

Attendance: Average- although he needs to find a more adequate excuse than being 'too old'.

Ability: His teaching is poor, but at least he knows that it is- he falls asleep in class on a regular basis.

Agility: Pathetic. I've seen more energy in a dead snail.

Attitude: Bakura gives up too easily and is prone to phrases like "Why do I bother?"

Overall Grade: D-

Targets: Stop being such a whiny bitch.

Notes:

"Poor Bakura. He seriously needs a new social life."- Ryou

"He's the easiest to walk all over."- Marik

"That's three times he's called in sick with a hangover."- Yugi

Name: Malik

Age: Younger than Bakura but still old.

Attendance: Disappointingly perfect, even if he usually turns up late.

Ability: If dueling is measured in screaming and insane laughter, very good.

Agility: Amazing. He can be complaining of leg cramps one minute but if he catches sight of someone with sugar he's there like a shot. Teleportation, maybe?

Attitude: Quite honestly, terrifying.

Overall Grade: F

Targets: Take up a new hobby, like shark baiting using your own limbs.

Notes:

"Malik has been voted 'Duelist most likely to molest opponent'."- Marik

"Well, at least he's happy, right? Right?"- Tea'

"Asshole. Plain and simple. He just likes to watch little boys sweat."- Seto

Name: Yami

Age: Older than Malik and around the same age as Bakura, Old.

Attendance: Pathetic. Why bother turning up?

Ability: The best of the bunch, but only because he gives out free cards to people who do well.

Agility: Not bad.

Attitude: Surprisingly patient but has a tendency to frighten people. Just so long as he doesn't crack by year two…

Overall Grade: D

Targets: Stop using all of Yugi's hair gel and don't take over dueling just because 'It's my job'.

Notes:

"Please, PLEASE don't make the puzzle glow. It's distracting!"- Marik

"I can't believe he hasn't asked me out yet."- Tea'

(At this point all but Tea' anime fall.)

"Does he have any photos of Yugi? I must know!" - Rebecca

Name: Joey Wheeler

Age: 16

Attendance: Late for everything, other wise doesn't show up at all.

Ability: nothing special, rather average. Kaiba still believes he's a third rate duelist.

Agility: Marik's faster than him. (Hey!)

Attitude: Less of the whole wannabe badass/ Brooklyn gangster attitude would be good, doesn't quit being an amateur, and eats like a pig with rabbis, and he's also as dumb as a post.

Overall Grade: E-

Targets: IMPROVE EVERYTHING, INCLUDING TABLE MANNERS!

Notes:

"He's a wannabe duelist with absolutely no talent, he'd get beaten by a dueling monkey if it were blind folded and not functioning." – Kaiba

"He is also a mutt." – Kaiba

"He can be sweet sometimes…" – Mai

"He's an idiot, plain and simple." – Marik

"He needs to learn how to duel without me helping him." – Yugi

"He needs to actually REMEMBER when he's supposed to pick me up." – Serenity

"He's icky, right teddy?" – Rebecca

(all sweatdrop..)

Name: Mokuba

Age: 12

Attendance: Pretty good- he's usually there when he hasn't been kidnapped by some retard.

Ability: The other end of the scale to Malik. Not much of a duelist though…

Agility: Very good.

Attitude: Kind. Way too kind. We're beginning to suspect an ulterior motive…

Overall Grade: D-

Targets: Stop getting kidnapped and do your homework willingly.

Notes:

"We will wear him down!"- Marik

"Hey, it's like good-cop/bad-cop, with Mokuba as the good cop and Seto as the bad cop!"- Tea'

"He's very spoilt; he gets more than I did when I was his age, yet does he thank me?

No." – Kaiba

"He's mean, I don't like him." – Rebecca

"There's a first, he's a cute kid." – Mai

"He's the best out of all of them." – Yugi

Mai snapped the lid back on her pen with satisfaction. "Now all we need to do is slide them under their doors!"

Yugi glanced nervously at the paper as though it might rear up and attack him. "You're not actually going to send it, are you?"

"You worry too much!" Marik laughed and smoothed the back of his hair.

"I've got a record to keep up!" He replied defensively, "Right, Ryou?"

The shape of Ryou shook his head, "Yugi has a point. This isn't a good idea…"

Rebecca joined their argument. "Mai, if you post that we could be in the shadow realm for-"

"Tea'!" Marik seemed hurt, "Don't gang up on me! I though you were my friend?"

"Besides," He continued, leaving the room, "What's the worst that could happen?"