A/n: Yea I have finally finished this story! Woooohooooo god I just couldn't think of an ending! Lol but I found one I hope you all like it lol! Well peace my readers! R&R!
Gaara sat up and held his head, "what the hell happened?" he asked himself, he looked around and saw Sakura asleep on the floor next to him, he touched her face with his hand it was cold, he picked her up and held her "Sakura" he tried to wake her, Sakura slowly opened her eyes to see his face.
"Gaara" she groaned and sat up, "where are we?" she asked, "I don't know" he admitted, "well this is just great, first Sasuke shows his ugly traitorous face, then he crashes my wedding and kidnaps me, then I get kidnapped from my kidnappers, and know again I have been kidnapped…by the same people" Sakura huffed standing up, "god almost everything in my life sucks! The only god things that have happened are I got to marry you and we got to fuck last night" she yelled at the air.
Gaara sighed "calm down Sakura" he told her, she looked at him, "calm…CALM, how am I supposed to be calm when I'm being kidnapped all the time!" she yelled at him, he grabbed her wrist and pulled her towards him, twisting it a little bit, "you need to calm down Sakura" he said harshly, he let go of her wrist "gomen" she whispered.
They heard footsteps coming down the hallway, "hehe, hello, yeah" Deidara smiled coming up to them, "come on girl your going into another cell, yeah" Gaara glared at him, "like I would let you take her" he spat out at Deidara, "I would rather not do this the hard way" Deidara sighed and reached into his clay bag and then summoned lots of giant bugs, they swarmed in and attached Gaara to the wall.
Deidara open the cell and dragged Sakura out, Sakura quickly gathered chakra in her hand and smashed it into his face, making all the clay loose its form, Sakura opened the cell and Gaara walked out, he looked down the hall and saw sand, it swarmed to him and he placed it all over Deidara covering him, "come on" he grabbed Sakura's hand, "wait" she said.
She kneeled by Deidara and wiped the sand away from his face, she placed her hand on hid forehead and a blue chakra emitted from her hand, "there" she smiled getting back up "I have erased all his memories" Gaara nodded and they proceeded out of the dungeon, they looked down the halls to find no one, Gaara grabbed Sakura's hand and the silently walked down the hallway.
Gaara stopped in front of a door and slide his sand under it, he used his third eye to survey the room, seeing no one was in it, they walked in Sakura went up to the dresser and found two Akatsuki coats, "lets change" she suggested pulling the coat on, Gaara looked around the room and found two of the hats, he handed one to her and she put it on.
They walked back to the door and froze when they heard a voice shouting as it came closer, "Oh, god I don't know who I am or why I'm here…I don't even remember what gender I am!" Deidara ran past the door, Sakura blinked and looked at Gaara "oook" she said breaking the silence, they walked back into the hallway and continued down it.
"Try and act casual Gaara" Sakura whispered as they heard voices approaching, they walked into a big room with the door leading outside, but also Itachi, Zetsu, Kisame, and Sasori sat on chairs and couches, they all looked up at the two "and who might you be?" Itachi asked, Sakura changed her tone "Didn't leader tell you we were coming were new to the Akatsuki" lucky for Sakura the coats were very big and she pulled her arms in and made some hand signs quickly.
The members started to get woozy and all fell fast asleep, Sakura ran up to them and did the same as she did to Deidara, she tore off her hat and threw it to the ground "ok let's get out of here" she said, Gaara walked up also having discarded his hat and wrapped his arms around her waist "you are amazing" he said kissing her neck, "so are you" she teased leaning into his embrace, Gaara's hand began to unbutton the coat "now, now Gaara lets wait till we get home" Sakura smirked.
Gaara rolled his eyes and they both walked out the door, about an hour later the former Akatsuki awoke from they're slumber, "What happened?" Kisame sat up, he looked around at all the others waking up, "who the hell are all you?" he asked the rest, "Who, am I?" Sasori glared "who are you!" "People who I don't know!" Deidara shouted and they all look at him/her "I don't know what gender I am!" Itachi stood up "why don't you just look idiot" he said calmly.
"Riiiiiight" Deidara smiled and began to take his cloak off, "NOT HERE!" Zetsu yelled, "Riiiiiight" he said again and walked out of the room, they waited a couple minutes before he/she came out again with a shocked look, "well…" Kisame questioned, "I'm…a…hermaphrodite" Deidara cried, they all sweat dropped, Kisame looked at everyone "what does that mean?"
They all fell back, "Idiot!" Sasori shouted, "It means he or she has both parts!" Kisame blinked "ooooooooh….ewww that's gross" Kisame blurted out, "I have a plant around my body" Zetsu said randomly, they all looked at him "OUCH!" Deidara yelled, they turned to him "something bit me" he complained, he looked at his hand, "HOLY SHIT! THERE'S A MOUTH ON MY HAND!" they all slowly backed away from him.
"Now who am I again?" Kisame asked, he looked behind him and down, "E-M-A-S-I-K" he said as he thought, "Kisame, that must be it!" he smiled "I am Kisame" Itachi walked up to him, "and how did you get that?" Kisame smiled "I looked on my underwear" Itachi's eye twitched "that's gross" Deidara said, "hey look" Sasori pointed to the wall, "it looks like a chart" they all walked up to it and saw pictures and names beside them, "ha, Kisame I was right" Kisame smirked.
"Itachi?" he blinked, "what kind of name is that?" "At least it better then Zetsu" the plant man complained, "Deidara! Wooohooo!" the blonde cheered jumping up and down, "Sasori, hm" Sasori eyed the picture and name, Deidara looked at the board again, "Akatsuki" he said, "what do you think we are a club?" he asked, they all shrugged "maybe were a circus" Zetsu suggested, "why do you think that?" Kisame asked.
"Well I'm a giant plant, your blue and look like a shark, Itachi has red eyes and those gay black lines on his face, that blonde has a mouth on his hand, we probably a circus of freaks" he said, they all nodded "that des make sense" Itachi pondered, "but what about me?" Sasori asked, "You must be the leader person" Zetsu nodded, "well I guess then we are the Akatsuki circus"
"Cool! I bet were the best!" Deidara smiled, "and look at these cool coats" Kisame said, Deidara and Kisame danced around, Itachi walked over to Sasori "I can't believe were all…friends" he said as if the word was foreign to him, "me either, that Deidara is really weird" Sasori told him, "yea think, I was talking about the plant and shark," Sasori looked at them, "yea, but you know I guess we all have something" Itachi nodded.
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"So Sakura what exactly did you do?" Gaara asked as they ran through the forest, "I simply erased there memories I mean like they know how to act and such but they have no idea who they are or what they can do and there is no way to get them back because I have them and they don't know who took them" Sakura said.
Finally they reached the desert and found Suna, Sakura almost collapsed from running so long, Gaara was actually surprised she made, for he himself was a bit tired, "Kazekage-sama!" the guards bowed, Gaara and Sakura walked past them and continued into the village, "look it's the Kazekage and Hokage-sama!" a woman called.
Gaara and Sakura sighed as they knew what was coming, a crowd came rushing towards them, "Gaara" Sakura asked an unspoken question, and Gaara wrapped his arm around her waist and just as the crowd reached them the disappeared in a swirl of sand.
They arrived in their bedroom, where Sakura fell onto the soft bed, "I'm so glad to be home" she stretched, she unzipped the coat and threw it on the ground, she lay on her stomach in her bra and underwear, Gaara eyed her body "you think we should tell them were back?" Sakura said closing her eyes, "it can wait" Gaara smirked.
"Really?" Sakura smiled still not facing him, "and why would that have to wait?" she asked, a voice came beside her ear "I think you know why" his breathe hit her face making her shiver with delight, "true since they don't know we're here yet" Sakura leaned into him, "you're sneaky, Gaara" Sakura smirked feeling Gaara's fingers near her opening, "you have no idea" he whispered.
His fingers slide into her and she let out a small moan, "no interruptions" he smirked, the door flew open "I think the noise came from in here!" her voice echoed, Temari and the others froze "since when have you two been back?" Temari asked angrily as she set her arms on her waist.
Sakura sighed "we just got here and were hoping for some privacy" Gaara was to busy glaring at Temari to say anything, "would about the Akatsuki?" Naruto asked, "All taken care of" Sakura said proudly, "so we won't be seeing them?" Ino wondered, "oh you might see them, just not as the Akatsuki, see they have no memories" Sakura stated.
All of them nodded, "now if you all don't mind I would like to fuck my husband with out ANY interruptions" Sakura glared at them and they nodded and ran out, "very nice" Gaara said laughing a bit, "now where were we" he smirked as he crawled on top of her body removing her undergarments, she giggled as his hands touched her flesh "hurry up Gaara" he smiled at her "so demanding aren't you?" she smiled back "I can't help I just love you so much" she smiled sweetly and pulled him down for a kiss.
A/n: Well how did you all like it! Please review and…yea that's pretty much it lol! Peace!
