Disclaimer: I do not OWN Naruto, but I do OWN the plot. Wish I could own Hinata though…
Warning: Throughout the story, there will be implied shounen and shoujo-ai. Nothing beyond PG though. Trust me. Also, beware bad grammar or any other mistakes like jumbled up words.
Chapter 3: I Hate My Brother and School
"Is it good?"
"H-hai."
"Would you like seconds?"
"N-no."
"Oh, you have a bit of rice on your face right there."
"R-really? Where?"
"Right here."
Aniki leaned forward with both hands on the table and used the tip of his tongue to remove the grain of rice on Hinatas' cheek, leaving the both of us speechless. I hadn't expected him to do that at all. Hinata on the other hand dropped her spoon, which hit the floor with a clang.
"I-I-I-I've got to go to the restroom, p-please excuse me!" She stammered with an embarrassed expression. Standing up from her seat, she made a dash out of the dining room. I turned my head to see my brother with a satisfied smirk on his face.
"Aniki." My voice trembled with anger. "Why did you do that?" I gripped the edge of the table so hard that it snapped, breaking into small pieces all over the floor and my lap.
"Do what?" he asked innocently.
"Don't fuck with me you bastard."
I reached for the silver butter knife beside Hinatas' plate and tossed it straight at my brother. He easily tilted his head to the side dodging it.
"It looks as though it will take you about a century before you can actually hit me, little brother." His smirk returned.
My frown curled up into a sneer. "By then, you would be dead, aniki."
"My, it seems that even you can make a joke," he commented chuckling.
"Ha-ha," I replied sarcastically. My glare on him didn't wear off until I heard footsteps approaching.
"I-I'm so sorry Itachi-san, "she stammered. "T-that was rude of m-m-me." She bowed her head low apologetically.
"It's quite alright," he said smiling warmly at her. I was probably the only one who knew how fake it was. Hinata on the other hand seemed to be captivated by it. Her cheeks were red. I clenched my fists tightly. It really pissed me off to see her blush around others like that. I was the only one that didn't affect her. Why? I have no idea, but I know that it pisses me off.
"SASUKE-KUUUUUN!"
I cringed at the loud voices. God no.
At that instant, both my arms were latched with two other arms hanging on each side.
"You guys…."
"Ohayou, Sasuke-kun!" the one on my left greeted cheerfully. She had bubbly-pink hair with a shoulder-length cut and spring-green eyes. Her name is Haruno Sakura.
"Good morning, Sasuke-kun!" the other girl stuck her tongue out at Sakura. "Ha! Beat that forehead, I just spoke English."
The girl on my left is Yamanaka Ino. With silky, blond hair cascading down her back, and sea-green eyes, she is the madonna at our school, leaving Sakura second to madonna. I have known both girls since…what? Elementary? They've been love-struck with me ever since then. And to tell the truth. I hate it.
"So? You pretty much repeated what I just said." The pink-haired girl shrugged off Ino's words casually, unaffected by them. "Besides, you're a Yankee. Of course English would be your strong point, and that gives me a big disadvantage."
"Why you-I already told you, I'm not an American!"
"Then explain your blond hair!"
"H-How should I know! It's not like I had any control over the way I look! And besides, what about you? Explain your pink hair!"
While they continued to throw questioning insults at each other, I carefully slid my arms out from their monstrous grasp and ran like hell towards the school.
"All right everyone, please take your seats!" Iruka-sensei clapped his hands twice to signify his order. Everyone did so. "Okay, now that you're all settled, I have an announcement to make."
Before sensei could even get out his next words, a spiky, blond-haired idiot raised his hand. Uzumaki Naruto.
"Naruto?"
"Ne, Iruka-sensei, you're still taking me out for ramen right?" Sensei slapped his forehead and muttered something under his breath.
"Naruto…now's not the time for this…"
"Eh? But Iruka-sensei, you promised!" Naruto whined.
"Naruto…."
"Sensei!"
"Okay, fine! I'm still taking you. Are you happy now!"
"Hai!" With a satisfied grin, the idiot leaned back in his seat casually. The whole class stared at him in disbelief and probably had the same thought as I did.
Baka.
"Okay then, now that that's settled," Iruka-sensei said, ready to continue on with his announcement, "before I begin with this, promise me that none of you will scream." He turned his head slowly to look at Sakura and Ino who were still in a heated argument (quietly). "Well?" He drummed his fingers impatiently against the top of the desk that stood in front of him.
"It depends," they both replied in unison. Creepy.
"O-kaaaaay then…well anyways, starting next week will be the annual dress-up contest, and-"
Sakuras' hand shot up. "Sensei!"
"Y-yes, Sakura?"
"Is it the boys or girls who get dressed up?"
"B-both." Iruka-sensei had beads of sweat forming on his face. "Please don't-"
Everyone was silent for about ten seconds before the whole class went into an uproar.
"I'M GOING TO DRESS UP HINATA-CHAN (KUN)!" (A/N: The whole class is saying this at the same time, except Hinata, Sasuke, and Kakashi. Just so you know).
Silence.
"No way!" A boy shouted. "I wanna see her dressed like a girl. Last year, all of you made her dress up like a guy!" All the boys nodded their heads in agreement.
"So? Because of us, Hinata-kun was chased around the whole school by the female underclassmen, mistaken for an idol." All the girls nodded their heads in agreement. "Who wouldn't want that? Right, Hinata-kun?" The girl asked sweetly.
I think all the girls have forgotten her real gender.
All eyes fixed themselves on Hinata.
"Hmm, I guess so. It was pretty fun!" She tilted her head to the side a bit and gave a little smile, her cheeks tinted red.
"OMG! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO KEEEEYOOOOT!" Everyone began huddling around her desk, ruffling her hair or squeezing her to death. Inuzuka Kiba stood up on his desk and pumped a fist into the air.
"All right then! It's settled. The boys challenge the girls. Whoever can get Hinata to dress up for them this year-"
"-Will get to dress up Hyuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke!" Ino cried enthusiastically. She practically had heart-shaped eyes.
"And the losing team-" Naruto added, while also standing up on his desk, "-will have to run around the whole school twenty times…in their underwear!" Every male in the classroom stared off into a distance and began to fantasize.
"WHAT!"
"No way, I don't wanna do that!" A girl exclaimed, wrapping her arms around her body protectively.
"Yeah, same here," another girl chimed in. "If you perverts wanna see half naked girls then look in a magazine or something!"
"But I'd rather see real girls!" Naruto whined.
A clatter came from the back of the room. All heads turned to look.
"May I add another bonus to the winner?" Aburame Shino stood near his desk with his chair pushed in. He adjusted his round sunglasses and tugged at his uniform's wide collar to properly have it cover the bottom-half of his face.
"Sure Shino," Kiba said, looking taken aback a bit that his friend even spoke up in the classroom, which he rarely did.
"The winning team…" Shino began, "will also win these photos of Hyuga Hinata." He held out three photos. One had an eleven year old Hinata, with a really short haircut, in her karate uniform, performing a round-house kick. The other displayed a fourteen year old Hinata in bed, waking up, while rubbing her tired eyes sleepily. And last of them all, was a picture of the current Hinata. She sat in the bathtub naked with a cloud of bubbles surrounding her as she blew at them happily in her hands.
I felt my nose get wet and realized that I had a nosebleed, just like every other person in the classroom.
"Ok, we accept your challenge!" Ino cried. She had two wads of tissue jammed into her nostrils to stop the flow of blood.
I whipped my head to the side to see how Hinata was taking this. She looked…perfectly sane. She caught my stare and smiled at me, waving happily while mouthing, "This is going to be fun." I slapped my forehead.
Why did I have to fall in love with her?
A/N: Well that sure was a short chapter. Sorry bout that everyone, but it is better than updating in like a year, right? So yea, if you have n e questions, tell me through a review or a message if you wanna keep it private or something. This is for those of you who are confused about something in the story. So on to other matters.
You know the rich brat, perverted university student, and gorgeous model I mentioned? Well, the thing is I don't know whether or not I should keep them as the oc's I made up or use the Naruto cast in those three roles. What do you think? If you have any suggestions on which Naruto character should play those three roles or if you have one suggestion, then please tell me. Or if you would rather prefer that I use my oc's that I had planned. Um yea. So now the voting starts. Naruto cast or oc's to play as those three. Also, give me who in the Naruto cast as those three. Thanks. Peace out everyone! And thanks for the really nice reviews. They made me uber happy!
