Disclaimer: I do not OWN Naruto, but I do OWN the plot. Wish I could own Hinata though…

Warning: Throughout the story, there will be implied shounen and shoujo-ai. Nothing beyond PG though. Trust me. Also, beware bad grammar or any other mistakes like jumbled up words.


Chapter 4: Alikeness

"Uwahhhh! This is so cool! Ne Sasuke, what do you think?"

I slowly turned my head around, trembling with fear at what I would see. "What the-"

"Eeeeeeek!" Sakura and Ino held hands and began squealing madly. I on the other hand would probably faint right on the spot.

The four of us are currently at my house right now. I didn't want to watch her switch genders, but…I was suckered into it.


Flashback an hour ago:

"Please Sasuke-kun?" Sakura begged. She pressed her hands together and bowed her head. "We really need your help with this."

I shifted my eyes to see if anyone was looking at us. It seemed my prediction was true. We certainly were attracting a lot of attention.

"Man, that pink-haired girl is cute!"

"Yeah, but I like the blond one better, she's kinda sexy."

"Look at that blue-haired bishounen, he's gorgeous! Just my type."

"What about that spiky-haired guy? He's good-looking too."

Hinata, Sakura, Ino, and I myself stood in front of adress shop. We had just left the school and were all on the way home. However, they had to stop here because of that stupid dress up contest. And Hinata had changed out of her uniform, complaining that it was too drafty, meaning that she's indulging in her cross-dressing hobby right now.

"I don't want to."

"But Sasuke-kun, we need at least one guy on our side, all the others are against us just because they want to see us in our underwear."

"Well, it's not my fault that you guys agreed to the bet now is it?" I turned on my heel and walked away. Those two are so annoying! Why should I help them win? Besides, even if they did lose, it's not like Hinata would be running around in her underwear…

"This also includes Hinata," Ino added nervously

I turned around.

10 minutes later

"YOU WHAT!"

"We're sorry!" Both girls backed up against the nearest building, cowering in fear.

"How could you make a stupid bet like that? And include Hinata in it for that matter?"

"But this bet just sounded so fun, so our team accepted it," Sakura explained nervously.

I crossed my arms over my chest. "When did this happen exactly?"

"When you and Hinata both left school. Everyone else stayed after to work on the designs for their oufit."

"So then, that means that this was decided without us." I cracked my knuckles, ready to take my anger out on them. They screamed in fear and ran behind Hinata.

"What's the big deal Sasuke? All you have to do is just help them when they ask for it." Hinata said looking back at them to assure that she was handling the matter.

'Quit talking like a guy will ya!' Well, that was what I wanted to say, but I unfortunately couldn't. I knew that I was taking this a bit too far, but if she kept this up any longer, she probably would become a boy. "Do you even know what they did?" I asked her through clenched teeth.

"Sure I do. They betted on me, right?"

"How can you be so calm about it!" I practically screamed, unaware that I was drawing attention.

Hinata merely shrugged her shoulders. "Acting like their maid is no big deal. All I gotta do is wear the outfit and serve them. Besides, wouldn't you want to see me in a maid outfit Sasuke?" She held my chin with her hand and drew my face close to hers. I wasn't surprised when about a thousand girls surrounded the both of us. Including Sakura and Ino. A scene where two beautiful men were awfully intimate in public together was something they didn't get to see everyday. Though one of the two men was actually of the opposite gender.

"OMG, are they gonna kiss?!" A girl shrieked.

"Maybe we'll get to see some action!"

'She did that on purpose,' I thought to myself. The vein on my temple was throbbing.

"They're really good-looking!"

"I wish one of them was my boyfriend!"

"I know, right? And it wouldn't matter which, I'd settle for both if I could!"

There was a murmur of agreements and such, that I didn't notice that Hinata would initiate her next move.

"Ladies, calm down. I'd be happy to date any of you, but I unfortunately don't have enough time on my hands." She walked over to the nearest girl who held two shopping bags in each hand. The girl had on black shorts with a white short-sleeved top. Hinata placed both hands on the girls face. "To make up for it, would you settle for a kiss?" She asked smoothly. Her big, white eyes begged for fogiveness. The innocent female stared at her first, obviously at a loss for words. Her face then went beet red as she slumped to the ground along with her bags of vegetables. And then…it all started.

"I WANT A KISS TOO!"

"NO ME! I'M MUCH MORE EXPERIENCED!"

"NO ME! I'M YOUNGER AND PRETTEIR!"

"WHAT'D YOU SAY! DAMN BRAT!"

"Hinata, Sakura, Ino…on the count of three…one…two…three…run!"

The four of us shot out of the crowd like speeding bullets and ran.

"You know huff this is your huff fault right?" I asked while trying to run at the same time.

"I huff know," Hinata replied grinning playfully.

I just noticed this, but…she acts like my Aniki.


Thanks to everyone who reviewed. You were all so nice that it made me happy!

A/N: I shall now explain the dress-up contest. If you're wondering how which team wins, it goes like this. First off, as I mentioned in the previous chapter, one of the two teams is supposed to get Hinata to dress for them on the final day. So throughout the whole week, she'll be putting on outfits until the day of the contest where she's supposed to finally choose one to wear. The thing is though, while she's dressing up for both teams during the week, whoever's outfit she likes, she'll wear that for the contest, but it's also determined if she gets the most votes too when she's dressed up. All the first years at the high school are the only ones who get to vote though. Still confused? PM me and I'll try to explain it better. Ja ne!