Disclaimer: I do not OWN Naruto, but I do OWN the plot. Wish I could own Hinata though…

Warning: Throughout the story, there will be implied shounen and shoujo-ai. Nothing beyond PG though. Maybe(cough). Also, beware bad grammar or any other mistakes like jumbled up words.


Chapter 7: Perverted University Student

"Neji-san, are you sure this is okay?" I asked, hesitating to step inside his house. "I mean, you told me you had two younger cousins, and…their both girls."

""Hai, hai. Don't worry, they're not exactly the fan-girl types." He removed his shoes at the entrance and gestured for me to come in. "Remember what I told you?" I stepped in, mimicking his actions.

"Ah, right. One was a tomboy and the other was an androgynous beauty, right?"

The Hyuga stared at me for a bit. He coughed abruptly, and pulled back his silky brown hair, quickly braiding it and bringing it over his shoulder. "Androgynous beauty…I guess that's one way you can put it," he mumbled to himself. "Now then, let's discuss the next location for the shooting."

"Alright."


"Fuck, I'm gonna be late again!"

I ran down the usual path I took to school. For the past week I had been…distracted by dreams after that cosplay scene at the brat's house. The dreams weren't all that bad, and I'm not complaining, but…problem is in the middle of the night…I dirty my sheets. Day after day, I wake up at four in the morning and can't fall asleep until six. There's also the fact that I have to put my sheets to wash.

"Why…that kind of dream? And with Hinata no less." Images filled my head from the past several nights. Maid sitting on top of me, nurse undressing…many…positions…damn…I think I'm gonna get a nosebleed.

I stopped to pull out a package of tissues I kept in my pocket in case any red would seep. I continued walking, staring straight ahead. This was my mistake however because just then, I had tripped over a cat that had been sleeping on the sidewalk. It screeched at me and ran away into the nearest bush. I paid no mind to it because I was about to hit the pavement any second. Expecting a hard fall, I shut my eyes tight, hoping that would lessen the pain, but strangely enough, it wasn't as hard as I had expected.

I opened my eyes and looked up into the face of a silver-haired bishounen. He wore black-rimmed glasses that oddly enough looked good on him. As though I hadn't seen correctly, I blinked several times to take in what had just happened. This mysterious stranger before me however gave me a smile that only a girl would love.

"You're cute!" he said. The unexpected then happened. He leaned down and kissed me right…on…the…lips.

In this situation I would have normally beat the crap out of him, but this was just…too much. My head fell back, along with my eyes that rolled to the back of my head.


"Oh, I think his soul just flew out. Was that too much?"

The boy in my arms rested peacefully. I stood up, carrying him bridal style.

"He fainted from just a kiss, how cute." I chuckled to myself. That was obviously his first kiss, which meant that he was a virgin. I chuckled to myself, staring at the dark-haired beauty. His skin color was as light as a lily, translucent and soft. It contrasted well with his dark eyes and hair. Honestly, I wouldn't have minded having him here right now, but I already had plans to meet someone.

I looked over him again. "If I recall, this is the boys uniform at her school." I pondered on this for a bit. "I'll just take him with me."


A light overhead glared directly into my eyes. I squinted against it and repeatedly blinked. As soon as my blurred vision returned to normal, I looked to the side and saw that I was in a room. A GIRL'S room. And this wasn't just any room…it was Hinata's. I looked down to see that I had been laying on a futon.

What the hell am I doing in here?

I immediately sat up and looked around. This was definitely her room. It held the same scent and pretty much looked the same from when we were little. I stood up; ready to leave when a voice caught my attention on the other side of the room that Hinata had for her personal use.

"Iie…I-I can't do this after all. I…I don't think I'm ready."

Hinata? I pressed my ear closer against the wall. Luckily, they were thin.

"C'mon, it's not that hard. All we have to do is use something to soften up the area, and just like that, you're ready to go."

Soften? Soften what?

"K-Kazuma-kun…please…no! I-ahhh!"

What the fuck? Quickly sliding open the door, I ran in, only to freeze momentarily at the scene.

"Hinata…you…"

Before my very eyes sat Hinata and some silver-haired guy. He had her pinned to the ground on his knees, using both arms to support himself while he remained above her. He caught my stare and grinned.

"Hey sleeping beauty!" He greeted.

"Oh, hi Sasuke! You're up?" Hinata asked with a questioning smile on her face. She immediately shoved off the guy who had topped her and came up to me, pressing her forehead against mine. "Thank god, you're fever went down."

"Fever?"

"Yup. Kabuto-sempai found you lying out on the street on his way to our school. He offered to take you the infirmary until you woke up, but you didn't until now. Weird huh?" She laughed. "If someone else had found you though, you would've probably been taken away into some stranger's house and used as a sex toy."

The fact that she laughed about something like that really scares me.

"Ah, I forgot to introduce you properly sempai."

"It's okay Hinata-chan," he said, flashing her a smile. Standing up, he took a deep bow. "Hi, I'm Yakushi Kabuto. A student at Tokyo U. Nice to meet you Sasuke-kun." He stood at least a foot taller than me. His oufit consisted of a black t-shirt with khaki shorts. He held out his hand. I stared at it for a bit before realizing that he wanted to shake hands. Reluctantly, I shook his hand, then pulled it away, but not so fast as to make it seem obivious that I didn't want to touch him. He smiled a bit at me, stifling his laughter.

What the-is he laughing at me?

"You're funny Sasuke-kun," he said, reaching into his pocket to put on a pair of black-rimmed glasses.

Tch, he's already on a first-name basis with me. This guy is rude.(Look who's talking! Lol). Wait…

I looked up once again at the good-looking guy. His face…seemed awfully familiar. That's when it hit me.

"Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU-YOU-!" I stammered, pointing my finger at him accusingly. You were the one that kissed me! I didn't dare say that out loud however. If Hinata were to find out, what would she think of me then?

This so-called Kabuto person noticed my reaction towards him. That once refreshing smile he had on immediately turned into a devilish grin. He leaned down to whisper something to me.

"Thanks for the kissprincess."

I felt like dying right there. "You bas-"

"What are you guys talking about?"

I jumped back in surprise. Hinata stood between us, glancing back and forth at me and Kabuto.

"Oh, nothing important," Kabuto replied with his innocent smile. "Could I trouble you for something to drink Hinata-chan?"

"Oh, of course. What do you want sempai?"

"Anything's fine," he replied.

"Okay, I'll be back." She left the room which left the two of us alone.

"So…Sasuke, would you like to make it a threesome?"

"What?" This guy really spoke weird.

"You know what I mean. We both like Hinata-chan so one of us should choose where we do it."

"Do? Do what?"

At this, he grinned. He came from behind and held up a lock of my hair from the front and whispered, "Back or front. Which do you pick?"

I pulled away from his touch instantly. "What…the hell did you just say?" I grabbed for his shirt and held him by the front of it.

"You're not mad are you? Besides, it's not like she's your girlfriend-"

"Shut the fuck up!"

"Oh no, I've made the princess mad!" he cried. I tossed him to the ground. He sat there and looked up at me. "For a princess, you sure have one hell of a temper."

"Don't call me that!" I brought back my fist for a punch. Instead, he caught me by the arm and pulled me down along with him. Just like Hinata, I now laid under him. He used one hand to hold down both my arms. Removing the tie from underneath my collar, he bound together my wrists, which hurt.

"Princesses aren't supposed to fight," he said, moving his face closer towards mine.

"Get the hell offa me you-"he pressed his hand over my mouth.

"No foul language either." I struggled to kick the guy off of me, but he was strong as hell. I finally gave up, tired from the attempt.

"You're so cute," he chuckled. He then moved his head down to my lower area, removing his hand from my mouth.

"What the-? What are you doing?"

"I was going after Hinata-chan, but maybe I'll have some fun with you too." He began to unfasten my belt. "I promise I'll be gentle."

You're...you're kidding me!


A/N: Yahooo! Finally some Yaoi action!(drools)If you must know, i'm a fan. Sorry to all you yaoi haters out there, but don't worry, Kabuto stilllikes Hinata, he's just teasing Sasuke for the heck of it. For his sexual preference though, i'll let you know that he prefers both. The fact that he calls Sasuke cute is true, cause he means it.

Q:Why was Hinata lying under Kabuto earlier?A:You'll find out in the next chapter.

Q:Is Kabuto actually gonna do something to Sasuke?A:Find out in the next chapter!(grins)

Bye bye everyone!