Sukigakure dot com.

Well, I'm back again writing fanfictions. This fanfiction is my first yaoi, but I have a lot of experience. So, the pairings are NarutoxSasuke and IrukaxKakashi. Gosh, I love those pairings. Ok, a little info. First two chapters are going to be rated T. Then I'm going to change it to M. Because I'm planning to do some lemons. Kekekeke.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or it's characters. Damn.

Info: Suki means love. So Sukigakure means 'The Hidden Village of Love.' Or something like that.

Chapter 1- Suki Desu?

"Wh-what's…happening HERE?" The blonde kid yelled out to the fresh morning air. Just woken up from a crazy ramen party yesterday, he had a 'ramen hangover' and what he saw outside his balcony made it even worse. His sapphire blue eyes scanned The Hidden Village of the Leaf; Konohagakure. "What happened to everybody?" He yelled to himself. Couples everywhere in Konoha erupted, holding hands, walking, even making out in public. Love was in the air. God, I can't deal with this right now! I have to meet Kakashi-sensei and the others at 9:00. He quickly rushed to his alarm clock beside his bed, hoping he wouldn't be late. 8:57. NO! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME? I TRUSTED YOU, ALARM CLOCK! After rushed tooth brushing and changing into his yellow uniform, he had ran with all his speed to the Team 7 meeting place. But once he opened his door, he was stuck in a love traffic jam. Couples everywhere, swarming, trapping the blonde. "What's with everyone?" he yelled. With lovey-dovey conversations everywhere, he was only forced to hear them all.

"…meet you at your place at 7…"

"This is the happiest day of my life…"

"…you and your hot body would be good on my…"

"This website is the best!"

As the blonde was trying to get through everyone, his ocean eyes glanced at something on the floor. It was pink and rectangular, pretty small, the size of a card. He reached down for it and picked it up. It said,

Sukigakure dot com.

True love is only a click away…

FREE FREE FREE!

Try it now!

www. Sukigakure. com

Where true love begins.

So this was what everyone was talking about. All these couples were formed from this website. After reading this, he realized that he was late for his daily ninja missions. It took him twenty minutes to get through everyone and actually get to the Hokage's office. Once he arrived, he saw his fellow teammates on the couch.

"Ohayo, Sasuke-kun and Sakura-chan."

"NARUTO! YOU'RE 10 MINUTES LATE! 25 MINUTES LATE!" The pink headed girl named Sakura screamed.

"Gomen-nasai. But Kakashi-sensei isn't even here yet. And this time, I have an excuse for my lateness!"

"So what is it?" The raven haired boy named Sasuke asked in a low voice.

"Look outside. Look at the streets." Naruto smirked. Sasuke and Sakura approached the window of the Hokage's office. Sakura gasped.

". . . What the hell…" Sasuke mumbled.

"And it's all because of this!" And as Naruto said that, he held out the card. Sasuke quickly grabbed it, and Sakura took this chance to go right beside Sasuke to read the mysterious card.

"Naruto…where did you get this?" Sakura asked, half-blushing. She quickly memorized the website, knowing she was going to check it out.

"Just found it on the floor." He replied. "Hey, where's Tsunade-baachan? Isn't she supposed to be here? And why did Kakashi-sensei told us to meet here this time?"

"Naruto! You never listen!" Sakura said in a furious voice, "Tsunade-sama is currently in a meeting with all the jounins of Konoha. And Kakashi-sensei was going to tell us something, but he had to go to the meeting." As Sakura was explaining this to Naruto, Sasuke took the chance to keep the Sukigakure card. He slipped it in his pocket, blushing.

Then he did something very rare; he giggled to himself.

Sakura and Naruto froze.

"S-sasuke…did you just giggle?" Naruto whispered into the air.

"NO! WHAT THE HELL? YOU GOT EAR PROBLEMS!" Sasuke quickly defended himself.

"…" was all Sakura could say.

Then, out of no where, came a gray haired adult. He popped out of the window and was carrying a book titled 'Yaoi Icha Icha Paradise'. That gave the kids quite a scare.

"Yo." He greeted.

"Kakashi-sensei! You're late again! And stop reading those nasty books!" Naruto shouted.

"I was at a meeting with Hokage-sama AND these books by Jiraiya-sama aren't nasty. They're a work of art; erotica." He replied, saying the last part passionately.

"Whatever. What missions do we have today, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked.

"A special B ranked mission!" the jounin said with enthusiasm. Sasuke jerked his head towards Kakashi. Naruto's blue eyes widened with excitement. Sakura went silent.

"WHAT! A B RANKED MISSION? FINALLY! WHAT DO WE DO? FREE A KIDNAPPED PERSON? HUNT DOWN ASSASSINS? FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE IN A DANGEROUS PLACE? TELL US, KAKASHI-SENSEI!" Naruto yelled with anxiousness.

"You'll see." Kakashi smirked as he silently chuckled to himself.

". . ." was all Sasuke could reply when they went to do the mission. You could see Sakura's veins popping out of her head. Naruto was, well, just mad.

"KAAAHKAAAHSHHHHHHI-SEEENSEEEI!" Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Oh yes, Naaruutooo? What is it?" Kakashi had an evil grin behind his mask.

"We. Hate. You." Team 7 recited in unison.

"Well, someone has to do this. And it's you guys. Kekeke."

"But how did THIS happen?" Sasuke glaring at floor.

"Dog feces eruption-no-jutsu. I used it accidently. And since I suppose to clean, why not you guys do it for me?" Kakashi laughed out loud. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura cringed at all the dog crap they were picking up, then throwing them into garbage bags. The whole street was filled with it. That's why it was probably closed off until it was fresh and clean again. But at least Sakura's Air Purification-no-jutsu helped get the smell away…for now.

After a hard day's work, Naruto was almost crawling home. He washed his hands for what seemed like a century. AH! RAMEN TIME! he thought. He quickly got a cup of instant ramen, then pored boiling water into the dry noodles. As he was waiting for the noodles to come alive, he ran to the computer, bringing the ramen with him. He quickly logged on, typing with surprising speed. He double clicked on the Shinobi Explorer logo and thought about what he should do. Then he suddenly remembered the website on the card he found this morning. He thought to himself, Should I? Well, I DO need someone to be with, at least I want to. Sakura-chan already is so uptight and obsessed with Sasuke, so… He hesitantly typed in 'www. sukigakure. com' and the bright pink and red website popped out. ' True love is only a click away…' Stupid motto. The blonde ninja thought to himself. He scrolled down lower. He had to fill in a signup form.

Username:

Age:

Blank looking for Blank

Naruto thought about what username he was going to use. He typed in Ramenboy. No,no. Too obvious. He quickly backspaced it. Then he thought of one that really would work. 'IdioticBlonde01'. Age. 13. Male or Female looking for Male or Female?

For the first one he selected male. Then he thought to himself, Well, is it time to let loose and accept what you are, Naruto? Then another part of him thought, No! Not yet. I don't even think I'm gay… Back to the first part, Well, then why do you think Sasuke is hot? And why do you think Shikamaru is kinda cute? HUH? And don't get me started with Kiba.

Fine, fine. I'll admit, I'm gay. I like guys. They're hot, so what? So with that humble and courageous decision, he clicked male on the second blank.

He automatically went into the gay chatroom. Aged 12-18. He only saw one person there. His username was RavenBoy44. RavenBoy44 pounced on him, speaking to him immediately.

RavenBoy44: Hey dude. Wutcha doin?

IdioticBlonde01: Ntm. You? N r u srsly gay?

RavenBoy44: No duh. Of course im gay.

IdioticBlonde01: Cool.

They talked for around an hour. They liked each other, so then it came to this,

RavenBoy44: Hey, wanna meet sometime. Like in real life?

IdioticBlonde01: Sure. How bout tomorrow. At Ichiraku Ramen at 6?

RavenBoy44: … Um…sure.

IdioticBlonde01: Yay! Cool. Ok, cya!

Naruto logged off as he went to sleep. Finally, I get to have love. This feels so good. SUKIGAKURE DOT COM IS AWESOME! BELIEVE IT.

He never got any sleep that night. He was too happy and couldn't stop think about RavenBoy44.

The next day at Ichiraku Ramen.

Naruto sat on booths, sipping his third bowl of pork ramen. He checked his watch. 6:15. Damn, where is that RavenBoy? Then he heard footsteps coming from behind. His eyes opened wide as he turned around. He saw a shadowy figure coming. It must be him! As the light shone on the stranger's face, it turned out it was only Sasuke.

"SASUKE-KUN! What are you doing here?" Naruto whined, disappointed it was only Sasuke.

"Psh. I knew you would be here. I'm just meeting someone." He said very quietly and sat down. "One miso ramen please." He called. They ate their ramens quietly, Sasuke eating his second bowl while Naruto was already on his tenth.

30 Minutes Later. 6:45.

"DAMMIT, WHY HASN'T HE STILL COME YET?" Naruto shouted. Sasuke was starting to get suspicious.

"Um…Naruto. Did you go on that Sukigakure website?" He asked with a certain tone in his voice.

"…Yeah."

"Um…IdioticBlonde?" The raven haired boy said with shakiness in his voice. Naruto's eyes widened.

"Oh. My. God." Sasuke replied.

How do you like it? My first yaoi ever. Anyways, if you're wondering where the KakashixIruka is, don't worry. It's going to be in around the third chapter.

R&R PLEASE.