I'm sorry. Random (hopefully slightly funny) recap... filler... feel free to add some totally realistic responses for the next time I get the urge to write this kinda crap. I'll get back to the real story now... there is, like, no need to read this. if you don't want to
Daily Planet News Burst- Garfield Dayton, assassination attempt and fire at S.T.A.R labs.
Uploaded: Yesterday
"It has been an eventful 24 hours here in Metropolis! The heroes day parade had barely begun when an assassination attempt was made on superhero, and internet celebrity, Garfield Dayton. Luckily for the teenager, The Flash was there to save him! Subsequently, authorities thought it best to suspend the events for the day and disperse the crowds. How did Gar react to this event?
"I'm going to go have a bath and watch Super Natural and order room service!"
It was a short lived break, though, as in the early hours of Monday morning, tragedy struck. Officials are yet to disclose what they know, but we do have footage of the explosion. Superman was first on the scene, securing the area and putting out the fire. Then, Beast Boy unexpectedly entered the building. No one yet knows what happened, but Superman carried Gar out of the building and to the medical staff, who were on stand by. A worrying video has emerged showing the events that followed. Whilst being treated, it appears that Garfield turned into a leopard. Luckily, the Boy Wonder knew what to do, and Garfield was taken to Dayton Metropolis General Hospital.
He has yet to speak openly about the situation, but did post this to his followers.
"Although I cannot disclose anything about what happened, I thank you for your concern and can let you know that I am OK! My heart goes out to those who have been effect by this tragic event. For the sake of those involved, and the investigators of the case, I will not talk about the events to the S.T.A.R labs fire.
I must also apologise for startling the medical staff, police force, and general public. Many of you have seen the footage, and would like to know what happened. This is understandable.
But, please understand that I do not feel comfortable sharing some of my personal experiences, yet.
Know that I would not be doing what I do if there was any chance I posed a threat to others.
Thank you for you kind words, and for your understanding."
This has lead many to wonder whether Garfield is suited to being a superhero. Many have said the 15 year old is too young to be in this line of work, and think there could be long lasting, negative effects. But in a previous interview, after charging a car that was driving into an animal rights protest, the battered and bruised Gar reviled he wouldn't step down from the task.
"I, um, I understand that everyone thinks I'm a kid, but I-I can't help running into danger. I, like, see people who need help and my, my body moves on it's own. You wouldn't be able to- to stop me."
It's seems we are stuck with him!
On a lighter note, one eagle eyed civilian spotted Richard Grayson going into the hospital with what appeared to be breakfast and clean clothes for his friend. The ward of playboy Bruce Wayne has been friends with Garfield for some years, and they can often be seen together. Some fans speculate the 2 to be secretly dating, though that has been denied by both boys.
From all of us at the Daily Planet, get well soon, Garfield."
Comments:-
Garfield "Beast Boy" Dayton: Thank you! Richard did indeed bring me breakfast. Today I got it, tho! He's still sleeping. Something about me keeping him up last night ;) -*edit* still not dating! *edit edit* no, also don't want to be dating him. Just friends! Ship it all you like, it ain't happening. XD
Replies:
Eddie Bloom: dude, you say that, buuuuuuuut... I see you... right now. I totally see you. Nachos aint breakfast.
Garfield "Beast Boy" Dayton: Eddie Bloom I see you too, bro... anything can be breakfast if you don't care enough.
Jim Lee: Why did you turn into a leopard?
Garfield "Beast Boy" Dayton: Jim Lee as I said earlier, I don't want to talk about it and would appreciate your understanding.
Scott Snyder: who wants to date a guy whos dick looks like a pickle?
Garfield "Beast Boy" Dayton: Scott Snyder Bro, if you wonna eat pickles whilst thinking about my dick, then sure...? but I am 15 and, ya know. Kinda weird you talking about a kids junk like that.
Tom King: We can't trust a someone who turns into animals like this! How can we let this kid go about like he does?! Find the cure! #endmetas
Kimi Garcia: but you're such a cute couple!
Garfield "Beast Boy" Dayton: Kimi Garcia I mean, he's cute! (who tf am I kidding, the guy's way more then generically cute!) I guess I have my … charms? Alas, we aren't a couple. And that ain't gonna change. No, i'm not disappointed. Yes, I get that i'm totally over friendly and flirty.
Dorothy Roubicek: I still don't get how you ran into a car!
Garfield "Beast Boy" Dayton: Dorothy Roubicek me neither! It just happened!
Gail Simone: You're still just a kid! Please, go do kids stuff!
Garfield "Beast Boy" Dayton: Gail Simone I do kids stuff, too. right now i'm having nachos for breakfast! I just can't help rushing into danger...
Louise Simonson: you are SO hot! Treat me like queen Catherine the great ;) 3 xxx
Garfield "Beast Boy" Dayton: o/o um, polite decline.
Again, I'm sorry. Thank you for reading this, though...
