A/N: This story contains yaoi. Don't like it, don't read it.

Disclaimer: Don't own nothing. (That means I own everything. Including you. So think twice if you're gonna sue.)

This is actually a one-shot, two-chapter thing --- almost a PWP, but I've decided to try a little experiment in building suspense and drag it out. If I find that FFnet doesn't allow explicit content, I'll post the first, clean, part of the fic here, then post a link directive to the actual, full, uncensored, DIRTY fic

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Take Care of You

Description:
Iruka always manages to look gentle and innocent, even meek.
However, when you piss him off,
…he looks even more innocent than you'd think possible but he can show you hell.

Summary:
Kaka pisses Iruka off. Why? He's being an egotistical jerk and is always assuming 'ruka wants to bottom because he's like, innocent, and a school teacher, and how can you not underestimate him? Iruka is angry and thinks of the perfect way to teach him a lesson…

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Prologue:

---Assume---

"Ano, Kakashi, don't you get tired of being seme all the time? We should try some new ways... "

"ruka? You want a turn at seme?"
(Well, he's not laughing outright but is also not hiding his disbelief very well)

"Don't I take care of you? I'll have to make sure I do better then."
(Starts distraction on cue — with hands, lips, tongue and all…)

"N-no stop. T-that's not what I me - ahh – " (Things degenerate from here on)

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Some time later, Iruka is leaning against his lover, both tired out and slipping into sleep.

Then Kakashi mumbles, "Don't worry…
… you don't have to be seme 'ruka… I'll take care of you…" before succumbing to sleep

Iruka, hearing this, is jolted awake.
'What's that supposed to mean? You don't think I'm capable of taking care of myself? Or of taking care of you for that matter?' He fumes inwardly.
'Egotistical jounin bastard. Doesn't take me seriously. What do you mean I don't have to? Hasn't it occurred to you that I might want to be seme for once? Jackass.'

Iruka, now a little bit put out, decides not to cuddle anymore. He tries to get up to the kitchen for a glass of water to cool his head but Jounin!Kakashi has a death grip on him, even when asleep. He struggles to escape his arms and Kakashi mumbles "… mmm…go to sleep 'ruka…" and doesn't release him. Iruka gives up his futile struggles(he was still suffering from post-coital exhaustion after all) with an exasperated sigh and lays there simmering. A moment later, a smile of devious satisfaction creeps across his face. Holding the thought in his mind, he nods to himself then relaxes into the uninvited embrace and goes to sleep.

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Anyone who's inclined to review, please inform me if it's safe to post the full fic here without getting my account deleted for posting restricted content...

Hmmm... I think I'll wait a week to post the actual first chapter...

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This fic was originally written in a style of alternating past and present tense. It was met with a few comments that the present tense was unusual and hard to read. In response to the kind reviewers who took their time to comment, I pledged to rewrite it in past tense and post the revised version somewhere. I was at first going to do this on ffnet, but I then found that I didn't like the revised version as the flow then seemed quite unnatural, contrived and rather a childish tone of writing(in my opinion) – This is my work. I reserve the right to judge my own fic. Therefore I decided to post the broken up original at ffnet and the full revised version in my LJ next to the original. This would then be sent to the persons who preferred reading in past tense to hear their votes and opinions. Anyone else who feels curious enough are encouraged to go take a look at the past tense version and cast your own vote. (The link will be given after I post the last chapter)

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