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Story dedicated to my best friends. Still. Be jealous.

You're weird

What if the communities were different?
What if there wasn't any conflict between the houses?
What if both muggle and wizarding worlds were in league with each other?
What if Harry Potter was still the same person. Scar, abilities and all that other shabamery? But...
What if there was one person in the middle of it all who didn't like how the two communities treated each other?
What if someone thought to go as far as trying to destroy one of the communities to better the other for their own benefits?
...What if?

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Walking around many corners and up multiple staircases, Kelly's face was between 'this-place-is-beautiful-but-what-the-hell-are-these-THINGS?' look. Harry laughed at her when he saw her stop in front of a funny looking picture of a man posing in his frame with another picture in the picture with him in a straight-jacket looking like a jackass.

"Who is this?" she asked Harry.

Smiling he walked over to her and responded, "That's our old Professor. Gilderoy Lockhart."

"The Gilderoy Lockhart?" Excitement was plastered all over her face. She looked like a little kid who just got handed candy.

Looking at her in amusement, he kept on smiling at her and the picture and nodded. "Yup. The Gilderoy Lockhart. He wasn't exactly what everyone thought he was. You see that picture back there?" He asked pointing to the picture with him in the jacket.

She nodded and waited for him to continue.

"He's in a mental state. Doesn't remember anything at all. Notice it now?"

Looking at Harry she gave him the 'yeah-dork-I-knew-that-already' just by looking at her eyes. "Yeah, I noticed? But what happened with him?"

Turning red, Harry looked at the picture and swallowed hard. He knew what happened back in second year. Ginny was taken into the Chamber of Secrets and Professor Lockhart was afraid to help out. Taking Ron's wand he was going to erase their memories and have Ginny die in the Chamber and Harry and Ron wouldn't remember anything. So sad, for him, don't you agree that the wand backfired on him? He went dumb. Cool.

"Uh. Wand backfired on him." He said after a couple.

Unconvinced she pushed the subject farther. "Why did the wand backfire on him?

"Broken wand. Now let's go." He didn't want to talk about this any longer. With Kelly tagging along his side, he asked her some random questions about herself, which made him think that they had a lot in common. Except for one.

"Why did you move here? Why did you come to Hogwarts?"

Kelly looked at him and smiled softly. "I came here because I wanted to. I came to Hogwarts because I always wanted to come here."

"Why? I mean, Hogwarts isn't anymore special than where you had come from, right?"

"No, actually it is. So many things have happened here, that I've heard. Plus, guys in England are hot." She laughed and looked away from him.

Harry laughed and his eyes wandered around his surrounding enviroment. They walked for what seemed like forever and spoke up on something again random. "You left all your friends behind for England. I couldn't do that."

Stopping in her tracks, she looked like she was about to cry. Looking upwards at the ceiling she sighed. "Yeah, I left them. I miss them a lot. I'll see them this Christmas, though. I can't wait." Looking back down she had a faint smile. "My best friend was so awesome. You would've loved her. She threw marshmellows and frogs at people." She laughed and walked over to a railing and sat down in front of it. "Even though, she was really hyper, bipolar and a huge drama queen, she was the best friend that I could've asked for."

"What's her name?"

"Alexandra. I call her Lexii, though. She likes it, better."

"That's cool." He walked over to her and sat down next to her.

"Yeah." She smiled and continued. "I had another best friend. He was a guy. Tyler. Amazing as hell kiddo. I loved that kid like a bunch of macaroni and cheese. Which by the way is the best muggle food ever." She laughed and fiddled with her hands. She seemed distracted by something.

"What's wrong?" He asked, placing his hands on hers. He didn't know why he did it, but he thought that it'd let her get more comfortable with him.

She looked at him and shook her head. "Nothing. I'm fine."

"You sure?"

"Mhm." Curious by her lack of questions towards him, she asked away. "Who are your best friends?"

"Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Met them first year. Both on the train, but Ron and I hit it off real quick. Hermione, well...that took a large, ugly troll."

Kelly laughed uncontrollably and fell on the floor. Harry laughed at her and helped her up.

"Hah. Thanks." She had a tear or two coming out of her eyes and he wiped them away.

"You really laugh a lot."

Smiling, she nodded. "Yeah. Lexii's laughing rubbed off on me...I miss her." Her smile turned upside down quick and Harry frowned and hesitantly embraced her.

"Hey, I bet you'll see her soon." he said. He didn't know if he was right or not, but he hoped that he was. Little did he or she knew, she actually was.

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She waited for about a minute when she saw red hair walk around the corner toward's her. Her smile broke into a wider smile and she ran over to him and threw her arms around him.

He laughed and kissed her. "Nice to see you, too."

She smiled and spoke, "What are we going to do about our parents, Ron?" Her smiled faded and his laughter died down with such a outright quick-to-the-point question.

He bit his lip and looked over her head and thought for awhile. "Maybe we should just tell them? I mean they can't hurt their own children...Can they?" He asked looking at her.

"Well, I mean if they want us to be happy they won't care. But its who we're with that's a problem for our parents." Pansy sighed and rested her head on his chest and he held her close to him.

"I don't care, what goes on between them. This is us. We decide. Okay?" he said.

She nodded in his chest and pulled on his shirt.

"What?"

"Let's go do something. How about we walk around and see if we see anyone?"

He thought for a second and nodded in agreement. "Alright, then. Let's get a move on shall we?"

Pansy smiled, grabbed his hand and Ron walked with her close to his side, still holding to her.

"I love you, Ron." said Pansy.

He smiled and kissed her hair as they walked. "I love you, too. I really do."

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Running behind Blaise, Hermione jumped on his back and because of it, he screamed and fell backward with her on his back. "Blaise, you weigh a ton." said Hermione from under him a bit winded out.

He got up quickly and helped her up. "Yeah, well. You're not exactly a feather. What was the jumping on my back for?"

She shrugged and breathed in deeply making sure she had enough air in her system to actually talk. "I need an idea for what to give Draco for his birthday. I have nothing." Sighing she sat down on the chair across from Blaise, where he was now sitting down in.

"I don't know what to give him, either." he said shrugging and sitting back into the chair. "I've been thinking about it for the past couple of weeks and my brain is like...fried."

"I know what you mean." Hermione said sighing.

They sat across from each other for what seemed like forever, when Hermione jumped up in her chair. "I got it!"

Blaise looked up at her and waited for her to continue.

"Well, we could maybe throw him a party for turning 17! I mean come on. He doesn't turn 17 everyday, you know." She said smiling. She liked her idea and hoped that Blaise liked it too. Biting her inner lip she let Blaise think about it. "...So? What do you think?" She spoke up after what felt like a day had already passed, when it really was only 30 seconds in reality.

He nodded and smiled faintly. "I like it. But do you think that he would? Think on that before you try anything. I'm going to hit the sack. See you tomorrow, love." At that he got up and walked over to her, giving her a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

Returning the hug and the kiss she said, "Night" and he walked out of the Gryffindor common room towards Slytherin's common room.

Maybe, I should go to bed too myself. Getting up she walked up to her dormitory and saw that Ginny was still up, looking like she was staring into space.

"Erm...Ginny?" Interrupting Ginny, she walked over to her bed and looked underneath it and pulled out her suitcase.

"Yeah?" said Ginny after some time.

"Whatchya doin?" asked Hermione, searching through her case and throwing clothings and quills and maybe an ink bottle or two from it.

"I should be asking you that."

"Trying to find parchment. I bought some just earlier today and put it in here!" huffed Hermione. She stood up from her case and looked at her desk, where her parchment was sitting quite peacefully underneath one of her books. "Ah. Found it."

"What's up with the blast of energy and excitement?" questioned Ginny.

"I need to send an owl to Draco. Ask him a question." she said, while she wrote the letter out to him.

"About?"

"His birthday."

"Oh. Yeah. About that, Mione. Found out what you're going to give the pipsqueak?" she laughed, Hermione did as well.

"Actually, yes. I'm thinking about throwing a party for him." She turned away from the letter with quill in hand and leaned against her desk, crossing her arms across her chest. "What do you think about that?"

"A party for Draco? I like it, but I mean, will Dumbledore allow it. Let alone him. McGonagall and Snape?" She raised her eyebrows at Hermione and stuck out her neck towards her. "You might want to ask them. You know...so that you don't die. Cause well, you know." Shrugging her shoulders she continued, "I would like to keep my friend here on this green earth for a bit longer, please and thanks." She laughed and gave a blowfish face.

Hermione laughed at her and shook her head. "Don't worry. I'll do that later. Now, I need to ask him if he'd be fine with it."

"Wait, why!"

"So, that he doesn't get mad or irritated? I don't know."

"No! Ask him if he's free on his birthday you stupid butt. Duhhhh." said Ginny who gave her the 'are-you-mental' look. o.O

"That doesn't exactly make any sense, now does it? I mean what if he just wants a dinner out to Hogsmeade or something with me for his birthday? I should do that now shouldn't I? Duhhh, back to you. Meathead."

"Did you just call me 'Meathead'?" asked Ginny, who felt like a sweat droplet had formed in her upper left temple.

"Mey-bay." Maybe. Laughing, Hermione turned back and finished her letter to Draco. Folding it up after the ink had dried, she attached it to the owl that she got as a present from Blaise, because she had mono for a month and couldn't do a lot, such as talk to people. So, he got it for her so that it could send letters to people while she was in the Hospital Wing with Pomfrey.

"Gosh! I love Blaise, for getting me this owl. It's weird how I called it Rulph. Pfft, oh well. It's better than Fredsicle." Yeah, uh. Rulph && Fredsicle are the names of two of my pencils. :D

Ginny blushed a deep crimson red, at the name Blaise. "Mione?"

"Sup?"

Ginny laughed at her attempt to be "ghetto". "Uh...erm...n'ermind."

"You sure?" Asked Hermione, as she took off the letter off of her owl, because she figured it would be stupid and wrote another one. This time she wrote to him asking him if he was actually free on his birthday, taking Ginny's advice might help.

"...Yeah. I'm sure."

"Mkay."

Hermione jumped on her bed and plopped down on it and heaved a great sigh.

"Um. Wow."

"Oh, hush Gin."

Sticking out her tongue, she stuck her head underneath her pillow as Parvati Patil walked into their room.

"Yeah, so um...wrong room?" Parvati said when she saw that Ginny's head was underneath her M&Ms pillow that Hermione got her for Christmas last year and Hermione was plopping on her bed like a maniac. Laughing, Hermione jumped off her bed and called out to her before she shut the door.

"Hey! What do you want?"

"I was going to ask for some advice on Blaise."

Ginny's head shot out from under her pillow. "What about him?"

"I like him."

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AN: Hoosha? Durr. So, um. My story is rad. Love it. Review it. Sleep with it. :P
What do you think about the weird pairing? Ron/Pansy? OMFGSH! I'm way too crazy for this job. :walks away and comes back with an ice cream: Want some? Oh, well. Review me story first THEN you get your ice cream. Got it? Good. You love me this x9183735 much.
I make lots of ANs, know why? They're fun, errr...well, Kelly's best friend Alexandra in this story is going to come to see her...but actually STAY with her. I don't want any confusion with that part. && Maybe I might have Harry like Kelly. Guess what? It's my story. Gosh, I love to say that. Now, all I need are stupid quotes from 'Napoleon Dynamite' to put in this story for Hermione to say. God, I crack myself up. :watches ND: BYE:)

:peeks back to look at viewers: By, the way. My name's Alexandra && my best friend is Kelly. Be jealous. XD
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