A/N: I am sooooo sorry. It took me almost a year to update! AHHH! I had the worst writer's block for this chapter it's not even funny. Trisha had to write this chapter 'cuz I was so stuck. Once again I am terribly sorry! Enjoy the chapter!

Disclaimer: Why the heckers would Jo waste her time writing such a stupid story?

Room of Requirements

"How long are they going to be in there?" Remus asked a very calm Sirius. He was beginning to have doubts about Padfoot's "genius plan."

Sirius sighed. They had been over this a hundred times.

"Just a few days Moony, it's no big deal!"

Peter sprang up. "JUST A FEW DAYS! WHAT IF THEY DIE? THEY COULD STARVE AND THEN WHEN WE GO TO GET THEM ALL WE FIND ARE THERE SKELETONS! BECASUE THEY WASTED AWAY! WASTED AWAY!"

WOMBO! WOMBO! The sounds of Remus and Sirius slapping Peter rang out in the common room.

Several people looked up and stared oddly at the trio. No one expected the slaps to sound like that. Normally they just went SMACK!

Peter looked up sheepishly, two red handprints imprinted in his cubby cheeks. "Sorry, Sirius Moment!"

Remus and Sirius nodded understanding. That was until Sirius comprehended what Peter had said.

"HEY! What do you mean 'Sirius Moment'? I don't flip out like that at the simplest of statements!" he said flipping out.

Peter looked uncomfortable. "Err... Yeah you do Pads. I mean remember the whole potato fiasco, the cowlick incident, and you are doing it again right now."

Sirius began to fakely sob into his arms. "Is that what you think?"

When Remus and Peter nodded earnestly, he continued. "I'll show you! I'll show you ALL! No one puts Sirius in a corner!"

Remus looked surprised. "Whoa Padfoot, watched 'Dirty Dancing' a few too many times haven't you?"

Sirius sniffled. "I feel the love... NOT! Thanks guys, now I shall say GOODEBYE FOREVER!"

He put his wand to his temple and shouted "I'll do it! Don't tempt me cause I'll do it!"

Remus and Peter put their arms up so that Sirius could see them, and Remus muttered, "stay calm... he's unstable."

To Sirius he said "It's OK Sirius, EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE JUST FINE. Ok, now put the wand down, good... remain calm... that's it!"

Sirius lowered his wand and flopped onto the couch. "Dramatics take a lot out of me. Let's go to bed."

Remus stopped him. "No one is going to bed, until I get all the answers about this Lily and James thing."

Sirius groaned. "Argg Moony! Must you know EVERYTHING?"

"YES! As a matter a fact I do, especially when it involves one of your half-baked plans!"

Sirius sighed and gave up. "Ok, shoot."

"Are you sure this is going to work?"

"I told you... yeah, they get on each other's nerves, but then Lily will realize that she loves him!"

"But what happens when we have to go to class and Lily and Prongs won't be there? What will we tell the teachers? SOMETHING BELEIVEABLE please!"

Sirius grinned. "Ok, this is one of the best excuses I ever thought of. Everyone knows that Lily hates James's guts. So no one will be surprised if we tell them that they got into a huge fight, and are in a private ward which no one can talk about... not even the nurse... not even Dumbledore!"

Remus was impressed. He even said it. "I'm impressed. You really thought this out Sirius!"

Sirius's grin grew even larger. "Nah! I don't plan at all. I figured it out on the way!"

"BLOODY HELL WE ARE GOING TO DIE! OR SUFFOCATE! OR STARVE!" James yelled. He was curled into a ball on the floor, rocking back and forth.

"OH MY GOD! WHAT IF WE STARVE! WHAT IF THEY FINALLY FOUND US AND WE HAD WASTED AWAY! WASTED AWAY! "

Sometimes James didn't know how much he and Peter sounded alike.

Lily on the other hand, was pacing back and forth, but actually not screaming like her life depended on it. She was pretty good at that.

In a voice of forced calm, she turned to James and said "Relax. We won't die... or waste away. I'm sure my friends will miss me soon and come look for me. YOUR friends won't because they put us in here... even Remus helped. I thought Remus would use his sense sometimes. For god's sake he's a PREFECT!"

James groaned. "Forget that! We have more pressing matter on our hands- we are locked in a closet! JUST A REMINDER!"

So obviously being James, he began complaining.

"I'm hungry! There is no food in here! The only thing food like is lemon-scented floor cleaner! I wish we had food!"

Lily rolled her eyes. "Wishing won't do you any good Potter."

But all of a sudden the room expanded a bit and food appeared. Something clicked in James's head, and he grinned triumphantly.

"Who says wishing won't do me any good! Look what I'VE got!"

Lily who had blinked at the exact second that the food appeared, reopened her eyes, and saw a table piled high with food. There was Shepard's pie, turkey, mashed potatoes, and all the great food you could imagine.

Before she could say a thing, James was at the table stuffing bits of turkey, pineapple, marshmallows, and Jell-O in his mouth at the same time.

He made a beckoning motion, telling her to come over and eat.

Lily hesitated.

Where did that food come from? What if it was sent by like Voldemort or someone? Eating it could kill us! Yet Potter is eating it, and he seems fine and plus... how the heckers would Voldemort know we were stuck in a broom closet? The food looks so good. There's even my favorite Harry Potter Pudding!

Without further thought, she walked over to the table. "Move over Potter!" she ordered. He willingly obliged and she began to stuff herself with the pudding.

Half an hour later both Lily and James had eaten so much; they felt like they would burst. Lying on the floor side by side, James yawned and said, "Wow that food was good food!"

Lily smiled and said. "Yeah. Did you try the Harry Potter Pudding?"

James nodded, so Lily went on.

"It's my favorite food in the world. When I grow up and have kids, I'm going to name one of them Harry."

James laughed. "You're going to name your kid after PUDDING? Though, I do like the pudding- it does include my last name. Who knows... maybe we'll get married and then have our own little Harry Potter!"

"Sure Potter, and Charlie and Sirius will get married and adopt an alien named Bernard!" Lily snorted.

Then a something occurred to her and she asked, "Where'd the food come from?"

James was silent for a moment, and then said, "I think this is the Room of Requirements." Room of Requirements? What's that?

When she asked James, all he said was, "Nothing... I'm beat, what about you?"

Lily just realized how tired she really was. "Yeah... goodnight I guess Potter." She began trying to get comfortable on the hard, cold floor."

James watched her, and then thought about how great it would be to have big, soft, warm beds to sleep in.

Of course two appeared, on opposite sides of the broom closet.

"Lily, what are you doing?"

Lily rolled her eyes and said, "What does it look like Potter? Getting ready for bed!"

James sighed. "On the FLOOR? Why are you doing that, when there are two perfectly good beds at our disposal?"

Lliy looked around and realized he was right- there were two beds just waiting for them to sleep in.

She blushed and said, "I guess I didn't see them before."

James smiled evilly and said, "I bet you didn't."

A/N: I hoped you liked it. I promise I will update a WHOLE lot faster. If I get a lot of reviews then I will update super fast (hint, hint). Hehe love you all Callia