We were at the circus,watching the monkeys,when Tim Shepard came out of no where and tackeled Dally. "WHAT THE FRIG ARE YOU DOING TIM!" Yelled Dally.The whole circus stopped and stared at us.

"You slashed my tires.You filthy little pigeon!" Said Tim.

"No,no I didn't." Said Dally calmly.

"Oh,okay.I think I'll go take a nice nap on my futon,I'll talk to you later DalPal." And he gave Dally a big hug. As Tim walked away Dally threw a lollipop at his head.

"suckerrrr." Said Dally.And he continued to watch the monkeys.

This ugly girl walked up beside Dally,and he looked over."Oh my god Pony,it's that ugly stupid girl from the DairyQueen in Windrixville!"

"Holy BEEP almighty Dally,knife her!" I said.

"I can't she's just a kid Poneh!" Dally replied.

"You said that you don't like kids.Remember?"

"Yeah well I'm not going to knife a little girl in the middle of a circus!"

"DO YOU HAVE FIFTEEN CENTS MR? I WANT POPCORN AND SODA!" Said the ugly child.

"There's Sodapop right there,take him.AND GO! NO I DO NOT HAVE ANY MONEY!" Yelled Dally.

"I don't want him,how about a dime?Do you have a dime?" She said.

"NO CHILD,I HAVE NO MONEY!" dally said,and she ran away screaming cuss words at him.

Then Randy Adderson the soc jumped out of nowhere."That was my sister ape face! You better apoligize!" He said.

"No,I will not apoligize you drunken old fool!"Dally said.

Then they had a rumble,Dally,Soda,Darry,Two-Bit,Me,The monkeys,and the ugly little girl,against Randy and the Ring Leader.Needless to say we stomped them soc's then went and got makeovers.Then I met this girl.Her name was Bobbi,She knew Soda.Her exact words were "Soda,she's cute.I should have known you were sisters,Soda's a real doll!" I was flattered beyond words.I began to blush.Then,she started screaming and turned into a lemon chew,two bit came and said

"ooh,I lemon chew!" And ate it.

Than,Soda came up with 18 horses,and said "Ponay,you have a bug injected in your left eye.Let me get that." And he got the bug out with a piece of wood.

Then,we mounted them ponays,and rode off into the ocean,for a nice little swim.