"A New Cooper"

A "Sly Cooper" Fan-Fiction

Part 4 – "First Job & First Result"

By Dr. Thinker

-O-

Even since the disappearance of Sly Cooper, the night was always quiet—and both the cops and crook have token it very easy since then. Back when Sly Cooper was around, crooks would have tried to make their security to force normal crooks that Front Knox in the United States look like a better target, but now, mostly it's just a few spotlights that can active gun turrets or a bit of laser beams before you each the safe. Usually only a few thieves used these—other used a word safes or a number safe.

Mike "Sword Man" Fava, a coyote-animaliod with a taste for good weapons was just awaking up from a good night sleep. He had stolen some swords that were once owned by the Emperor of Japan during WWII. First thing, he always does before going out to meet his crooked pals is to check his safe. He shut down the laser beam system he used, and he discovered a surprise when he entered his code into the safe. He discovered a red Cooper mask in safe. He knew a local bar that Sly Cooper usually drinks at—it wasn't to far from his home.

-O-

The bar was called "Davy Jones's Locker". The bar sign had picture of the so-called famous "Jolly Rogers" skull and bones pictured. The bar was empty but there a few cane marks on the floor.

The bar-tender, a sheep animaliod named David Jones, stated, "Hey, Mike. I hadn't seen you out in the day time for some years. The last time, you in my bar, you hired some guards—just in case of Sly Cooper tried stealing from you."

Mike asked, "Have you got male raccoon visited you last night?"

David replied, "No male raccoons—but I did have a female raccoon."

Mike asked, "Did this raccoon have a stolen object or a cane with a blue handle?"

David replied, "No—but she did have a cane that look similar to Sly's cane—but it handle was painted as red as her dress—Sly's cane was blue."

Mike asked, "Did you order a 'root beer'—I heard from the underground grapevine that's Sly Cooper's favorite drink."

David replied, "Yes. She did order a root beer. I recalled her that she had plans to steal from a coyote crook."

Mike remarked, "Finally I got a 'yes's out you. The coyote crook was me she stolen from."

-C-

Carmelita Fox sat next to Inspector Anna Fangs and Inspector John Keystone. It turned out they was special matter and all active cops had to attend—no if, ands or buts. Mr. Fang was all business during meetings. Carmelita zoned out as the last retiring cops was read one. Soon, she heard another officer ask a question, and she was awaken.

Mr. Fang was laughing as he was repeating the officer question, "So if this meeting so important, why do you keep listing all the retiring officers? Well, I tell you, I'm trying to figure out who is going after Cooper's daughter. Captain Fox is out of the picture, she married the last one."

The rest of the Interpol offices laughed at Mr. Fang's remarked, much to Carmelita's dismay. Once the laughing die had down to a tickle—only Ms. Fang and Mr. Keystone were still laughing—but then a female jaguar-named Tanya Kimbazi, asked a question.

Tanya Kimbazi asked, "How do you know it's not Cooper's mom?"

Mr. Fangs stated, "Well, one reason saw the out-come out the attack of the Fiendish Five on the Sly Cooper's parents' mansion. The Cooper's mansion was totally filled up with raccoon parts—with the exception one of 'Sly Cooper'.

The newer members of the International Police were shocked silent, but Inspector Anna Fang had a question.

Anna Fang asked, "Mr. Fang, why do you believe Sly had another kid? According to recently grapevine rumors he only had Tina Fox. Explain, please."

Mr. Fang replied, "Recently, Mike 'Sword Man' Fava, the crook who last month stole a lot of Japanese swords that once belong to the WWII Emperor of Japan from a museum. This morning, these swords were found on top of main Interpol office here in Paris, France, as well as a red 'Cooper Gang' logo. On the 'Cooper Gang' logo was a name, Slytana Cooper."

Inspector Keystone yelled, "I will take her down!"

Mr. Fang remarked, "That line remind me of someone else in my eyesights right now. Mistress Carmelita Moyatana Fox. The last time, I send an opposite gender after a raccoon thief, she married the thief."

Carmelita heard more laughing at her. Soon after the second around of laughing at Captain Fox's past, most of the newest cops were raising their hands. Soon, Mr. Fang had made his choice, Inspector Tanya Kimbazi.

-C-

Carmelita was surprised to see her red door opened. Inside, was Anna Fang replied. Anna was sitting Carmelita's chair.

Anna stated, "Come on, out with out, Tina Fox is Slytana Cooper."

Carmelita remarked, "Your imagination is running wild, have you been sleeping while on work?"

Anna replied, "No, I saw her crawl out of the venting system in the local mall. Sly Cooper was known for crawling in and out of venting systems of crooks homes."

A familiar voice—Inspector John Keystone stated, "You just want to be famous like me."

Anna remarked, "Mr. Keystone, if I wanted your two cent, I will ask for it. I do not want to famous like you—you are very annoying to me—and I like to see you out of my sights before I get a chance shoot you—and the way out can you close Captain Fox's door"

John replied, "I got it. It's doesn't take a rocket scientist to know when you not wanted."

-TR-

Yesterday, I got my first heist pulled off. The resulting headlines are good read—thought some of reporters think I'm Cooper's wife who is doing the jobs now or Sly has got a odd fetish for girl clothing now. It wasn't hard to do the job--the word to Mike's safe was "SAFE". You didn't need be a hacker to get to his guy's code. I'm not assuming all crooks had the same code—but he got to the lazy crook in the universe.

My mom has given me some good news, bad news, and some odd news. I give you the bad news first: Mr. Fang had put Inspector Tanya Kimbazi, a female jaguar with white fur, on my case. Tanya is one of the weird cops---if not the weirdest--on Interpol's pay role. She comes up with ridiculous plans that so crazy that no one in the right mind will think it's works—but some how she's gets her crook. The good news is that doesn't have weird plans all the time, she usually follows the book to the letter—and she prefers to use a boomerang as weapon. The odd news is that Anna Fang has this believe that Tina Fox and Slytana Cooper are the one and the same. She wants to meet with Slytana Cooper at on the roof top of the local fire station. My mom give me the information—and she told me that my choice to whether or not to meet up with Anna. I have until Saturday at midnight to make my up my mind. I let fate handle the meeting.

Slytana Cooper

-T-

Tina opened up a small safe—a safe that had numbers, letters, and symbols. She entered her code—and took out a small box. Inside was two boxes-one containing a dark as the night sky book-bag containing the Cooper's clan prize book, the "Thievus Racconus" in it. The other box contained a Tina's "Slytana Cooper" outfit. She quickly put on the outfit—and the blonde wig. She crawled up the bed—and grabbed her cane.

As soon as she opened up the window, she saw a familiar face in crawling in. Sly Cooper was in his blue t-shirt and blue jeans. Sly leaned against the wall. Sly stated, "Be careful. I know cops are dangerous to thieves. I speak from my own past on this one."

Tina replied, "Don't worry. Trust me."

Sly thought that line was bad news—even if he said it a couple of time in the past to keep his friends from worrying too much about him.

-O-

Anna was standing quietly on the roof top of the mall. She was thinking Slytana won't make an appearance anytime in time. Anna feel something like her purse was pulling, and someone was dumping it's contained. Anna saw her usually mirror, lip stick, Interpol ID and badge, her wallet, her stamp, her flashlight, and her house key being dumped on the roof top.

Anna stated, "Slytana, they are no weapons on me."

Slytana remarked, "Can't be too careful around cops, Mistress Anna Fangs. Tell me the truth of why you want to see me."

Anna stated, "I don't feel right being a police officer in this era. To easy for my taste—and especially since my dad become the head 'blue cheese' of the Interpol—I was a constable while Sly Cooper was around—but as soon as Sly disappeared. Captain Fang was given the head cheese job—and I slow down by running—and keep tripping over my tail to try to get my demoted or even fired—but my dad just turns the other way—I just keep filling out boring paper work on my failures."

Slytana Cooper walked—or more logically—slide down a pole into the light of Anna's flashlight. She was a red-hair raccoon with a red blouse and red skirt. She was holding a cane with a red handle. On her head was an either a patch of blonde hair or a decent wig.

Slytana asked, "So what do you want to do?"

Anna replied, "I want to help you out."

Slytana asked, "You want to create a gang like Slyster's or Sly's ones?"

Anna replied, "Took the words right out my mouth." Anna paused before she asked, "So how do you become Slytana Cooper?"

Slytana remarked, "Rip up your Interpol ID and I tell you."

Anna stated as she picked the Interpol ID and turned into some that garbage man would have like to deal with, "With pleasure!"

-T-

Sly asked Tina, "Really?"

Tina replied, "Yeah. She's just wanted to get out of police business. Any other question you want to ask?"

Carmelita stated, "What happen to her ripped-up Interpol ID?"

Tina answered, "I dumped it off in Mr. Fangs's office. So mom, if you heard Mr. Fang screaming like there is no tomorrow—it's going to all about Amy's leaving Interpol."

Sly stated, "Oh, my way, Bentley sent something for you. It's might be a bit of help to you in the field."

Sly handed Tina a bag that read "Thief Net" on it. Tina discovered it was orange radio/binoculars. She read the letter from Bentley that orange radio/binocular was a new "Binoc-U-Com" for her. Tina. They was also another "Binoc-U-Com", put painted as white as the snow in Alaska.

Tina stated, "By the way, Anna found a hidden building on the outskirts on Paris. We doing to see what's she found. We were planning to what is this on the up-coming Saturday."

-T-

Deep in the forest of new buildings on out-skirts of Paris, a mansion was a built. The owners had planted enough trees to protect it. Slytana and Anna was wondering why no had discovered it. Last Saturday, Anna was dressed in her cop uniform when Slytana meet her—but now Anna was dress in a regular white shirt and blue jeans. They saw that was stuck in a tree near-by was a door with owl claw making on. Tina was dressed in her Slytana outfit again.

Tina stated, "I think we found the Cooper's own mansion."

Anna replied, "No wonder the Sly's family was alone at the time of Clockwerk's attack."

They walked in. They was no blood—but they was the place was still a mess. All of the walls and floor had alligator claws and tailing marking, slimily frog sweat, dirty dog prints, and some panda bear prints were on some broken chairs. Metal claw make were on the dial to the Cooper's safe that one hold the "Thievus Racconus"

Anna stated, "Clockwerk's nasty vile bunch did a number on this place."

Tina remarked sourly, "That's the understatement of the year award winner. I bet Cooper never need in his original home since the Fiendish Five killed his parents."

-TR-

Well, today. Anna and I have found the original Cooper mansion. The mansion is outside of Paris itself in the middle of all of new building. It was still a mess, the police who discovered the place and removed the dead Cooper bodies and cleaned up the body—but they were still marking of the Fiendish Five's work left—Clockwerk's metal prints were still on the safe that once handle the Cooper's prize book—the one I'm writing in—the "Thievus Racconus." I told Cooper about it—and he was shocked to hear that it was still standing. I make a remark that from the road, it looked more a forest.

Sly got me and Anna, his wife, and part of his old gang helping us—Bentley, Murray and Penelope. The safe has been dumped in the junk year—after removing the dead to the Cooper Estate and a dead to Keile Island, which was original name of the Cooper Island. Also, we found the entire family list of Coopers—from Egypt to the Sly's era.

Slytana Cooper

-T

The Cooper Mansion's bottom floor was cleaned up from what was left behind by the Fiendish Five. So, Sly and his group wanted to check the basement to see what's down there. Tina, her mom, and Anna took the second-floor up stairs. It turned out that wasn't bad here—much of the room had stayed the same since the time of attack by Fiendish Five. They found a better picture of Slyster in the master bedroom. Slyster looked 40 in the picture. Slyster was dressed in a blue uniform similar to Sly's outfit. It's seemed that Slyster Cooper had a decent mustache that reminded Tina of a father from a 1950 sitcom. He was holding his pipe in his mouth—while holding his cane and a stolen jewel in the other. In the corner was a blue car with the Cooper logo on it.

Sly appeared via a venting shaft near Slyster's bed. "Hey, Tina can you follow me. We found something in the basement."

-T-

After crawling after her father, Tina discovered that he had found a car in the basement. The car was the same one in the picture that she found in the master bed-room—thought it's seem. In car's boot—or the Americans might say—the trunk--was open. Inside was another map to the Cooper Vault. It's seemed that a few notes lied in car's boot as well as bags of clothing. Tina picked up the first note and read it, "Sept. 25, 1988. To McSweety: I expected things getting tense with both the International Police and the Fiendish Five after us, I'm assuming you going to hide clues to the Cooper Vault for Sly to follow up when he old enough—then give yourself up to the cops. During my sleep last night, I had a dream about you meeting my son, Sly Cooper, meeting up with you—to get information out of you—though he was age 25 at the time. Slyster Cooper."

Sly replied, "That's odd."

Tina asked "What's odd?"

Sly answered, "The date is the odd thing. This is the day before Fiendish Five showed up and killed my parents."

Tina picked up another one note from the car's boot and read, "Sept. 25, 1988. To Sly Cooper: Sorry, I can't be there for you, son—when I meet your mother, Jessica, we had gotten the Terra Orb out of the hands of Lord Sumazi. The orb has the power to do view any point in history from the time of the dinosaurs to the far future. I learned that you will have only have a child—if the "Thievus Racconus" was stolen from us—so I took chance and stolen some plans for a death ray from Clockwerk. Sorry, for not telling you the reason before I died, but I had to keep on lid on it—because when I saw the future—I saw your daughter writing the words: 'The only Cooper ever to earn the 'Thievus Racconus'—after that—our prize book will be one against pass on from Cooper to Cooper—until the end of time. If you find this letter, check the engine of the car's bonnet—or as the American might say—the hood of it—for the orb itself. Good-bye, Slyster Cooper."

-TR-

Well, we got some odd surprises today while finishing up fixing up the Cooper Mansion. We got those surprises from Slyster Cooper. Two note—one to McSweety, a member of Slyster's gang—and one to my dad. My dad noticed the dates were the day before Fiendish Five got in and stolen the "Thievus Racconus". We got the Terra Orb out the engine of the Slyster's car.

I given McSweety his letter—and I had Murray deliver the better picture of Slyster to Terka Cooper—for Slyster's section of the Vault. We all used the orb get a better handle on the past: Fox used the Orb to get a better view of the Jessica/Slyster battle with Lord Sumazi; Bentley used the Orb to find out how the Fiendish Five killed Sly's parents; Murray wondering about his past asked to discovered who give birth to him—and we discover that Vondens were his parents—they were get-away drivers the Cooper since the Model T was created—and very protected of their autos—though they stopped before Slyster got chance to do this first thieving job—on the break from the racing circuit, Murray is going to pay them a visit; Penelope used to see who give birth to Bentley--the Mocks did. Mocks were computer creators—and have both had genius brain—they had been looking for their kidnapped son for years. Anna wanted to see what up with her dad after the event with the ripped-up Interpol ID, and we got a good rant with a bit of screaming. For me, I wanted to know what I to do with the orb—and I'm good—as soon as Murray gets back from delivering that photo to Terka

Slytana Cooper

-N-

LE PARIS NEWS

Nov. 19, 2019

TERRA ORB RECOVERED:

Recently, the famous Terra Orb had been made appearance. The Terra Orb has stolen by crooks for a long time—but recently, the Smithsonian Museum of Nation History in Washington, D.C. had discovered in their gem section was gotten into. The Hope Diamond wasn't stolen—but next the Hope Diamond was the Terra Orb as well as the Cooper remarked. On the Cooper logo was the words: "Keep this safe or you will be very sorry. Slytana Cooper." With the camera photos, we were able to get a good picture of Slytana's looks. She is a blonde hair, red-furred raccoon in a red blouse and red skirt. She held a cane similar to Sly Cooper's blue handle on—but her cane was red. Now, with a picture FBI and Interpol can make better wanted pictures to try to catch her.

-AUTHOR NOTES-

I wanted to make sure soon or later that Slytana Cooper's looks were totally revealed to the entire world—but I didn't know how to do. So I decide to have her return a stolen orb to decent museum.

Logging off,
Dr. Thinker