Authors' Note: Don't worry there will be much more yaoi in later chapters.
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Chapter 3: Day 1
Day 1- Doompah-Didoo Tribe
"Jeez, where do we go to the bathroom?" Kyo snapped.
The Doompah-Didoo boys were on their strip of beach on the west side of the island.
"In the woods, stupid cat," Yuki answered testily.
"You wanna say that to my face, you damn rat?"
"If that's what it takes to get it through your thick skull." With a sigh, the rat turned to face the cat. "Stupid cat."
Kyo bristled. "You wanna fight?"
"No, not really."
Watching them, Kurama grinned. "They're fighting like an old married couple," he whispered to Sessho-maru.
The dog demon growled in aggravation. "Yes, but their constant bickering annoys me."
Day 1- Oompah-Loompah Tribe
"GAH!"
All the Oompah-Loompah boys jumped at the sudden outburst from Sano. the former fight merchant was flailing his arms and slapping himself in random places. "I'm being attacked!"
There was another outburst. "Ahh! They're everywhere!" They all turned to see Dark also slapping himself.
The Oompah-Loompah beach was suddenly swarming with tiny black bugs. Soon the whole tribe was running around, screaming, with the exception of Krad, Hisoka and Koga who only sat and watched the show. The bugs didn't bother the three at all, actually, they didn't even come near them. It appeared the bugs were attracted to motion, the more the idiots ran, (a/c: Sorry! We love them too!) the more the bugs swarmed. Of course, the three weren't about to tell the rest that, they were enjoying the display.
"Does anyone have some popcorn?" asked Krad, while watching a certain purple-haired imbecile intently.
Koga looked at the white wings strangely.
"What the hell's popcorn?"
Day 1- Doompah-Didoo Tribe
"Uh, guys, maybe we should build a shelter or something. It's starting to get late," suggested Bakura.
"What for? Trees are perfectly fine."
Kurama sighed. "Hiei, not everyone sleeps in trees."
The fire demon glared at Kurama before racing into the jungle. Kurama sighed again. "We won't be getting any help from him."
Glancing around at their odd tribe, Yuki gestured towards Kaiba, who was actually fast asleep on the sand. "I don't think he'll be that much help either."
As if in reply, the tall duelist snorted and rolled over in his sleep.
"Guess he doesn't need a shelter," grumbled T-chan (although Bakura didn't understand him).
The six remaining boys got to work building a shelter. Sessho-maru would knock down the trees, Kurama would split them down the center and cut them to size with his whip and the others put it together. After a while, Kaiba woke up from all the noise and helped (by then, of course, all that was let to do was put the palm leaves on top). In the end their shelter had two levels, the first was big enough for all 8 and the second could only hold about 2, was only about half covered and only about two feet tall where it was.
When all was said and done, Hiei strolled back to camp. He seemed to approve of their job on the structure.
Day 1- Oompah-Loompah Tribe
After a half-hour or so the bugs were done harassing the boys and left. By that time, Krad and Hisoka had finished explaining the concept of popcorn to a very confused Koga.
Tsuzuki posed a question that surprisingly hadn't occurred to anyone as of yet. "Um... where are we sleeping?"
"We should build some sort of shelter," said Hisoka.
"What a great idea, Bon!" cried Watari as he ran over to the teen and hugged him tightly.
"That's an awesome idea 'Soka!" Tsuzuki yelled, pulling the scientist off Hisoka and hugging him himself.
"You would find more intelligent exchanges on an island of monkeys," growled Krad, watching the odd scene.
"Oh, come on Krad, lighten up," joked Dark, nudging the hunter slightly.
"You know Dark, I brought the Sage of Sleep, you might want to keep your distance."
Dark put his hands defensively and backed away from Krad. he wasn't about to go to the mirror world again.
"And what exactly are we supposed to use to cut down the trees?" inquired Hiro.
Everyone was silent a while in thought.
"Well, I guess we could use this." The boys turned to Sano who was now leaning on his gigantic zambatÅ. They stared at him in bewilderment.
"Where'd that come from?" asked Hiro.
"My pocket," answered the former fight merchant as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh, of course." The guitarist sweat dropped.
With that, the boys set to work on their shelter. Sano cut the trees down and to size while the others put it together.
When they had finished the boys looked at their newly built shelter with pride. It was about a foot and a-half off the ground and was big enough for all 8 of them, with some room to spare.
Koga's stomach growled loudly. "What do we do about food? I haven't smelled any game on this island since we got here."
A light beating of wings answered Koga's question as Kishi landed on their beach. "I'm very sorry about that. We seem to have forgotten to give you your food." The timid hostess handed them a bag of rice. "That should hold you for about a week. I suggest you eat it sparingly." With that, she flew off, leaving the boys pretty much speechless. It was Dark who broke the silence.
"A WEEK!"
Day 1- Doompah-Didoo Tribe
Unfortunately for them, it wasn't the polite Kishi who delivered the food, but instead, the fiery Caoilfhionn.
She landed on their beach in a flurry of sand, covering most of them in it. "Yo! Boys! We forgot to give you your food!" She threw the bag none to gently at Bakura, who caught it clumsily. "That should last ya about a week. Buh-bye!" The dragon pushed off in another flurry of sand, covering the boys once again.
Kurama took the rice from the white-haired boy's arms. "Who's hungry? We shouldn't have a problem with food, there are plenty of edible plants around here."
While Kurama prepared the food with the help of T-chan and the rest did other things around camp, Bakura lay on the sand, staring up at the sky. He was having a little conversation with his yami.
'Ryou, Ryou. Why, again, did sign up for this pointless game?'
'Because I needed to get away. Plus, Kaiba signed up to.'
'Since when has that been a plus?'
'Shut up.'
At the same time that very Kaiba was having an argument with himself as well, only, he had no yami to argue with.
'Seto Kaiba, what have you gotten yourself into now? You're now stuck on an island of morons you are far superior to.'
'Well, Mokuba wanted me to. He thought I needed to have more fun.'
'Does this look like fun? You'll do anything for him!'
'What the hell an I doing? I'm not on this island a day and already I'm going insane!'
"Kaiba?" A sudden voice jerked the CEO out of his thoughts. He didn't feel like talking to anyone, so he decided to ignore it.
"Kaiba?" The voice with the British accent asked again. This time Kaiba gave in to acknowledging the speaker and looked up. Azure eyes met chocolate brown.
Bakura had never noticed now blue Kaiba's eyes actually were and ended up staring into them, forgetting what came over to say.
"Can I help you?" The taller boy's annoyed voice cut through the white-haired boy's thoughts. He blushed slightly. "Oh, sorry. I was wondering, is it just me, or is there some kind of dog creature on our tribe? The others seem to understand him." As he added the last part he glanced over at where T-chan and Kurama were talking, or as he saw it Kurama was talking and T-chan was growling.
Kaiba sat against a tree with a "Hm."
Bakura sat next to the boy. "Does that mean it's just me?"
'Of course it's just you,' a certain voice in his head commented, 'You're going crazy.'
'No one asked you!' he snapped back.
Kaiba opened one eye to glance at the animal in question. He closed it and answered. "The world's a strange place."
Day 1- Oompah-Loompah Tribe
"I'll cook!" Tsuzuki and Watari proclaimed simultaneously.
"Oh, no you don't!" said Hisoka, taking the rice out of their grasp. "You would either burn it or turn it into some sex-changing potion."
"Would not!" they chorused, each putting on their own pouty face in an attempt to break Hisoka. They did not succeed and the teen cooked the rice himself.
Sano chuckled at the display as Hisoka hit Tsuzuki with a wooden spoon and Watari laughed. Tsuzuki then hit the scientist with a stick. "Those two act like little kids." (a/c: Duh!)
"Yeah," Hiro agreed, "They'd probably get along with my friend, Shwichi. He's constantly driving his boyfriend crazy."
"Boyfriend?"
"Mm hm," Hiro answered as he fiddled with the strings on his guitar that he suddenly had.
"And where did that come from?" Sano asked, smiling knowingly.
Hiro smiled back. "My pocket."
That night Sano and Koga slept under trees while the others slept in the shelter going from left to right: Krad, Watari, Hisoka, Tsuzuki, Hiro, Dark.
Day 1- Doompah-Didoo Tribe
The sleeping arrangements of the Doompah-Didoo Tribe went as follows- Hiei in a tree, Sessho-maru at the base of it, Kurama, Yuki, Kaiba and Bakura on the first level of the shelter and Kyo and T-chan on the second.
1 day down, 104 days to go
