A/N: This fic, like another one of mine, is strictly dialogue. I had fun writing the other one and I wanted to do one more. I hope you'll like it, despite its cheesiness. Eep.
Rated for language. They're about 18/19 years old.
The One with the Eye
1FRICKENgirl
"There was that dead guy."
"What dead guy? Oh, don't-"
"The jackass."
"Don't call him that!"
"Fine. The dead guy."
"It was a little thing."
"He was too old for you."
"I knew that. Don't you think I knew that?"
"And what about the blitzer?"
"The one from Luca?"
"No, the one with the… hair."
"The one from Kilika?"
"There was one from Kilika?"
"Um. No."
"The one with the hair."
"I don't date many bald guys, y'know."
"The one you said that was racist 'gainst us Al Bhed…"
"He has a child with Lulu! Geez!"
"Yeah, but you wanted to have his child."
"I never said that."
"You wanted an orange haired kid—"
"Colour doesn't matter to me."
"—with mixed roots and amazing blitz skills—"
"I'll be proud with whatever skills it has."
"—and greet you every morning with: 'Mom, ya?'"
"Shut up."
"And wasn't there another blitzer?"
"I don't always stick around the stadium, y'know."
"The guy that your cousin ran after."
"That's because they belong together, hello!"
"Yeah, but you liked him."
"I like a lot of people."
"People?"
"Men."
"Well, he's a man, isn't he?"
"And he's totally and rightfully with Yunie."
"Yeah, but you still liked him."
"It was an innocent crush."
"Like the one on Baralai?"
"Baralai's cute."
"So why don't you go fuck him?"
"What's wrong with you?"
"I'm sure he'll be okay with it."
"I don't sleep with every cute guy I see."
"Hmm."
"What's 'Hmm', supposed to mean?"
"So who have you slept with?"
"… That's none of your business."
"Hah, why? Are you a virgin?"
"…"
"I don't believe you."
"Why's that hard to believe?"
"You must have slept with someone."
"Can't I wait for the right guy?"
"And if he ends up a dead guy…"
"Would you just drop it? Drop it."
"Dropped it."
"…"
"…"
"Maybe I'm too picky."
"You've never been picky, Kid."
"What are you talking about?"
"How many guys have you dated?"
"Three…"
"…hundred?"
"Three! Grei, Luc, and Jaspre."
"Fat, ugly, and… weird name."
"I care about what's on the inside."
"Arrogant, rude, and… stupid."
"Sounds an awful lot like you."
"Or you."
"Why do you have to be like that?"
"Like what?"
"A meanie."
"I'm just honest."
"You think you're honest."
"Don't get into that bullshit."
"See, you're in denial again."
"Rikku?"
"What?"
"Shut up."
"What're you trying to hide from me?"
"Seriously, shut up."
"C'mon, I've told you all my secrets!"
"That's your problem."
"I think you like someone…"
"And if I do?"
"I think you should tell me."
"Naw."
"Why not?"
"You'll get too emotional."
"I won't get emotional."
"You will get emotional."
"I might."
"Told ya."
"Fine. You suck, you know that?"
"I get that sometimes."
"C'mon just tell me, please!"
"I think you already know."
"I do?"
"You do."
"I don't."
"Don't play dumb."
"I don't!"
"She's Al Bhed."
"Well, that doesn't help."
"She's a bit of a klutz."
"Oh-uh-oh… wait…"
"She used to be a sphere-hunter."
"Heh.. heh…"
"And she's a virgin."
"…I do know…"
"Yeah."
"How come you never told her this before?"
"She's always got another guy."
"Yeah, but they've been fat and ugly and stupid."
"And she gets too emotional."
"She might."
"But I like her anyway."
"…I think she likes you too."
"Of course she does."
"Hmpth. Cocky."
"Naw, I'm just honest."
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