Authors' Note: Again, sorry this took so long! We're running out of ideas and I type slowly… anyway, yeah, enjoy and please review! I promise that in the next chapter we will respond to all reviews.
Disclaimer: We own only the hostesses, Kishi, Fae and Cao.Chapter 7 – Day 5 – Doompah-Didoo Tribe
Hiei had a hangover. A really, REALLY bad one. His first attempt at rising from the bed- which Kurama had put him on- was a disaster. His knees gave out underneath him, and he would have fallen if two strong arms hadn't caught him. "Kurama," he growled, sensing the familiar aura.
"Rise and shine, Hiei," the fox greeted, levering the fire demon back onto the bed. "Getting drunk isn't that fun the next morning, is it?"
Hiei didn't even bother to deny that he had been drunk; his head hurt too much.
Kurama laughed. "Your expression reminds me of my first hangover."
"You've been drunk before?" Now this was a surprise, even to Hiei.
"Yes. That first time, though, I made the same mistake as you did. I drank a nice glass of 'root beer'."
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah Tribe
"I'm cold."
Hisoka glared at his partner. "I know. You just told me five minutes ago."
"But I'm cold," Tsuzuki whimpered, pulling his coat tighter around himself.
A slight blush rose in Hisoka's cheeks. "So? What do you want me to do about it!"
"You really have to ask?" Hiro grinned. "My friend Shuichi gets cold all the time, and his boyfriend warms him up real good."
"Sorry," snapped the young shinigami. "If that's what you want, Tsuzuki, I'm not interested." He was now blushing furiously.
Tsuzuki looked completely stumped. "What?" he asked, confused. "I don't understand."
"Oh, poor Tsuzuki!" Sano sighed dramatically. "Being rejected by his one true love! Oh, the tragedy!"
One good kick in the head from Koga left him silent for awhile.
Day 5 – Doompah-Didoo Tribe
Sessho-maru giggled. Yes, giggled.
Surprised, T-chan stopped tickling the dog demon (who happened to be asleep). He had wanted to embarrass Sessho-maru, but he hadn't expected him to giggle. The totetsu grinned impishly. Now, if only he had a tape recorder…
Much to T-chan's luck, he found exactly what he was looking for in the lounge. Tape recorder in hand, he tiptoed back to where Sessho-maru was sleeping. With an evil smile set on his face, he tickled the dog demon once again, this time getting his giggles on tape.
He didn't know exactly what he would need it for, but it was always good to have some blackmail on hand, just in case.
After a few more minutes of tickling, Sessho-maru began to stir. The moment his eyes flickered open he knew something was wrong. The dog demon glanced at T-chan who was grinning madly. Something definitely wasn't right.
The totetsu's smile got, if possible, even bigger.
"I didn't do anything."
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah Tribe
Krad was wandering. He had gone into the forest for a walk, and, two hours later, still had no destination.
The sound of running water met his ears, coupled with the sound of singing. He strolled over to the source of the noise, peeking through the foliage… and felt his heart stop.
It was Dark. Female Dark. He was submerged up to his shoulders in the river. From the bare skin showing above the water line, Krad deduced that he thief was naked.
Hoping that he wouldn't get found out, Krad tried backing up slowly. A twig snapped under his foot, and Dark was instantly alert. "You pervert!" he shrieked, sliding further into the water.
"No, no! It's not what you think!" The hunter held his hands up in useless defense as Dark started throwing random objects at him. A rubber duck bounced off his head as he retreated.
Dark's voice echoed after him. "If you saw anything, I'll kill you!"
Day 5 – Doompah-Didoo Tribe
"I'm kind of worried," Yuki admitted quietly.
His cousin, who was tracing the rat's spine with his fingers, paused. "About what?"
Sighing, Yuki finished buttoning his pants. "You know how someone is going to be voted off as the end of the week? What if it's you?"
"Heh," Kyo snorted. "They wouldn't dare."
Yuki smiled, running his fingers across the cat's cheek. "I suppose. But what if it's me?"
Kyo didn't hesitate. "I'd leave too."
"No," Yuki replied firmly. "You'd stay right here and keep on going."
The cat scowled, but didn't argue. "If I have to stay here without you, you owe me big time when I get home." The look is his eyes left no mistake as to how he wanted that dept paid.
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah Tribe
Everyone in camp could feel the dangerous aura emanating around Dark. It was unanimously agreed to stay as far away from him as possible.
Dark stormed into the shelter where Krad was sitting. The blond glanced around for any escape route. None. So he decided to confront the problem directly.
"Er…" Krad began nervously. "You… have a nice singing voice…?"
From the sudden intense glare he received, he knew he had said the wrong thing.
Day 5 – Doompah-Didoo Tribe
Kaiba was bored out of his mind. Bakura had gone for a walk around the ship, the cousins were locked in their room, and Kurama was tending to a hung over Hiei. There was absolutely nothing to do.
It was then that the CEO realized that there was a television in the room. He picked up the remote, which had suddenly appeared on the bed.
After a moment of thought, as he debated with his inner conscience whether or not to watch TV, he clicked the power button. Onto the screen popped Batman and Robin.
Snapping his fingers, Robin said, "Oh, Kleenex, Batman! It was right under our noses, and we blew it!"
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah Tribe
Sano watched curiously as Krad ran screaming from the shelter, Dark hot on his tail. Things that looked suspiciously like rubber ducks were being thrown at the blonde's head.
"Krad's in the doghouse," Tsuzuki said sagely.
Rolling his eyes, Hisoka seized the back of his partner's shirt and dragged him towards the fire. "You will be, too, if you don't keep Watari away from the lunch!"
The older shinigami gulped.
"Hisoka's been pretty pissy lately, hasn't he?" Hiro asked.
"No," cried Watari, suddenly popping up out of the ground. "Bon's always like this!" With that, he danced off into the forest, throwing flowers everywhere.
As to where the flowers came from, no one had any idea.
Day 5 – Doompah-Didoo Tribe
Bakura whacked a mole. It gave him some sort of sadistic joy, hitting the plastic thing with a mallet. His yami was enjoying it just as much.
Whack it again, Ryou! Yes! Do it again, do it again!
"You – are – being – so – immature," Bakura laughed in between powerful attempts to bop the irritating plastic mole on the head.He had escaped from his room with the excuse that he was going for a walk. He didn't really want to hang around Kaiba, not when the taller duelist looked like he was about to go mad and kill everybody.
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah Tribe
As Koga inspected the flowers that Watari had scattered everywhere, Dark slumped tiredly against the shelter. The wolf-demon glanced over at him, and asked suddenly, "Are you pregnant?"
"What!" Dark shrieked, leaping to his feet.
Koga shrugged. "When she-wolves get pregnant, they get all moody. You just seem pretty damn moody to me."
At a loss, Dark gaped at him. All he managed to say was, "I- I'm not pregnant… am I?"
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"That's kind of odd," Kurama said curiously, glancing out the window.
"What is?" Hiei asked from his stretched out position on the bed. His ruby eyes were closed.
Smiling, Kurama shook his head. "I thought I heard someone shout 'what' really loudly."
The fire demon shorted. "You're hearing things, fox."
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah Tribe
Watari pranced through the forest, singing, "We are as gods!" Little bunnies and deer hopped along behind him. The birds sang out in the air around him. Flowers sprouted at his footprints.
Suddenly, the air was filled with music. Dragostea din tei, to be exact.
Watari spun around, suddenly reaching into his lab coat and pulling out… Mr. Johnson!
"Dance with me, Mr. Johnson!" And with that, the mad scientist danced back towards camp. Mr. Johnson danced right alongside him.
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"Hey, Sessho-maru?" asked T-chan, gaping at the dog demon. "What the hell are you doing?"
Sessho-maru glanced up, lowering a pair of sparkly pink reading glasses. "This book was sitting on the desk. I am only reading it." He held said book up.
It was titled… "Can Men Really Get Pregnant?"
"Actually, it has some very insightful theories," the dog demon continued. "Like –"
A small thud interrupted him. T-chan had fainted.
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah Tribe
Sano and Hiro cornered Krad at the shelter. "Is there something you're not telling us?" the ex-fight merchant interrogated.
Sweat-dropping, Krad replied, "N-no."
"Are you sure there isn't anything?"
"Like, for instance, if you got Dark pregnant?" Hiro asked suspiciously.
It took a minute for the words to sink in. Then, "WHAT! Pregnant? Me get Dark pregnant! Are you out of you're minds?" Then he pulled Wiz out of nowhere, whacking both men over the heads. "I would never touch him like that! NEVER! Do you understand me! Do you?"
"Egads!" cried Hiro.
"Woe is us!" added Sano. Both of them took off sprinting down the beach, chased by a rabid, foaming-at-the-mouth Krad.
Day 5 – Doompah-Didoo Tribe
As the sun began to set, Bakura strolled around the upper deck. "Wow, I'm ready for bed," he said to himself, stretching. "Whacking moles is hard work."
"Whacking moles? What kind of drugs are you on?"
The white-haired boy blushed slightly, hearing the voice behind him. "Oh, Kaiba, I didn't hear you coming."
"Obviously not," the CEO smirked.
"You know, you should try it," Bakura said thoughtfully. "Whack-a-mole, I mean. It might do you some good." With that, the smaller boy walked away.
Kaiba stared after him a moment before turning and heading the way he and the boy had come, in search of a few plastic moles.
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah TribeKrad was currently in a very, very bad mood. The hunter had been caught and somehow, been tied to a tree. All he remembered from his blinding, rabid rage was being tackled shortly after chasing Hiro and Sano.
And now he was tied to a tree.
"Untie me, you damn bastards!"
"Ah, ah, ah, vile language won't let you go any sooner!" Tsuzuki teased from his seat by the fire, a ways away from the fuming blond.
"To hell it will," Krad muttered, seriously starting to lose his cool. He sighed, closing his eyes and leaning back against the tree.
Suddenly he felt something tickling his nose, causing him to sneeze.
Opening his eyes, the hunter saw purple hair dangling in front of his face. He knew immediately the source of the hair.
Krad craned his neck in order to look above him. Low and behold, Dark was perched on a low branch of the tree.
"Dark," Krad whined, eyes begging for mercy. "Dark, you'll let me go, right? You can't just leave me here all night!"
"Hmmmm, actually, I can, and will." With that the thief jumped off the branch, landing one foot on Krad's head before leaping to the ground.
The hunter glared fiercely at Dark's retreating back. "Oh, I will not forget this, you can be sure of that."
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Yuki stared up at the stars from his position on the lower deck. He shivered a little; the night air was a bit chilly.
"The stars are beautiful, aren't they?"
The rat nodded as the fox leaned on the railing beside him. "Kyo– I mean, that cat was always looking up at them. No matter how cold it was."
"Then where is he now?" Kurama asked, though his eyes clearly showed that he already knew the answer.
Blushing slightly, Yuki shrugged. "Sleeping?" When no response came from the red head, he sighed. "Is it really that obvious?"
"Especially since Kaiba has the misfortune of walking in every time you kiss."
Day 5 – Oompah-Loompah Tribe
"Eat," Hisoka ordered.
"No," replied Koga, turning away.
"Hey! Bon told you to eat it, wolfie! I suggest that you do," Watari laughed, or, of course you could try my new super-sex-changing-potion-antidote-thingy! I need someone to test it on!"
Koga took one look at the fizzing, hot pink liquid the scientist held, and turned back to Hisoka. "This looks good. I love rice! Yeah, no antidote thingy for me." Snatching up his bowl, he dashed over to sit beside the still tied up Krad. "That man's crazy," he whispered.
"Yeah." Krad nodded. "I wonder what they're paying him for this?"
5 days down, 100 days to go
