A/N Ok for all you diehard fans out there (yah because there's sooo many of them) I swear this chapter will be longer. I'm also going to warn you this fic will not follow book six. There may be some similarities, but it won't directly follow it.
Disclaimer: Yah… no I do not own Harry Potter or any of the stuff in the books. Do I sound rich to you? Besides I'm Canadian, I don't speak British… so sue me. Wait, the whole point of this disclaimer is so you don't sue me, so ignore that last part and don't sue me. I'm too nice for you to do that. Look at these eyes! Would I lie to you?
As Harry ran down the stairs, he could hear Mr. Dursley shouting at Harry to hurry up and quit making such a racket. He saw Aunt Petunia giving Ron and his father disapproving looks while Uncle Vernon outright glared at them. Dudley was hiding in the kitchen stuffing his petrified face. Harry was definitely glad to leave this place. When Harry went to greet the Weasleys with a huge grin, they looked a little on edge. Ron looked like he did before a quiddich game and his ears were redder than ever before. Instead of inspecting the Dursley's muggle items and interrogating them, Mr. Weasley was breathing heavily and looking down at his shoes nervously. "C-come along Harry, w-we don't w-w-want to keep these nice p-people wait-ting now do we?" stuttered Mr. Weasley chuckling nervously. Harry thought for a second that something was up, but he figured the Weasleys were nervous about Voldemort and what he was up to.
Harry motioned to open the trunk of the car to put his things in, but Ron quickly grabbed his trunk and said nervously, "I'll do it, you go in and sit down.". Harry reluctantly did as he was told and slid into the backseat with Hedwig. He relished the chance to get into this car again and feel the wind in his hair. It was nothing compared to the adrenaline of a qiuddich match, but it had felt like a long time at the Dursley's, even if it was one of the shortest stays. Two things were tickling the back of Harry's mind as Mr. Weasley started up the car, the strange behaviour of the Weasleys and the letter he had let fall to the floor. Harry was too excited to be back with the Order and his mind was too riddled with memories of Sirius for these thoughts to register in his mind. Harry knew that once he was back in pleasant company he wouldn't be forced to think of his godfather as much, especially when he was back at Hogwarts. He only worried about staying at Grimmauld Place, because of all the memories of Sirius.
Suddenly Harry remembered something, "Ron did you get your O.W.L.s results yet?" inquired Harry.
"Harry this is hardly the time for that!" yelled Mr.Weasley. "What?" Harry said, stunned. "What is with you two? You're acting crazy!" Harry yelled. "What he means is, yes I did get my O.W.L.s results. He's just, uh, upset with them." Said Ron quickly. "Yes" said Mr. Weasley, playing along, "Ronald received horrible results and the subject makes me edgy". "Yes…" said Harry skeptically, "well I brought it up because my results haven't come in yet, sorry to make you… edgy.".
They flew quietly until Ron said, "Dad Eats Apple Turnovers. Harry Eats Apple Turnovers Every Rain. I Never Carry Any Rodents". He carefully sounded out each syllable and it sounded as if he had planned it over carefully in his mind. He then handed Harry a piece of parchment and a quill.
"What!" Harry exclaimed. "Seriously what is wrong with you two?" Harry said very concerned.
"Dad Eats Apple Turnovers. Harry Eats Apple Turnovers Every Rain. I Never Carry Any Rodents" said Mr. Weasley hurredly, also sounding out the letters carefully.
After much repetition of the phrase, Harry finally got a clue and took the quill and parchment. Ron saw him doing this and exclaimed, " Dad Eats Apple Turnovers. Harry Eats Apple Turnovers Every Rain. I Never Carry Any Rodents", very loudly and happily. Harry started to write the phrase down but before he could finish, a loud boom erupted from the trunk and the car began to fall from the sky. Harry tried to see what was happening but all he saw was the three of them, or should I say four, plummeting towards a heavily populated city while the car flickered in and out of view.
A/N: So how was it? It's finally a longer chapter! I hope you enjoyed another cliffhanger ending. Wow it really takes Harry a while to clue in. Well there's another chapter for your entertainment. Enjoy! … and read… and review!
