In Central Perk…
Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch, Joey is sitting at the small table to their left. Phoebe is playing a song on her guitar for the café.
She sings…
"Chandlers not gay
Chandlers not gay
Even though he took a mime class
Chandler isn't gay….yea right"
Chandler shakes his head "no" and mouths "I'm not.." Monica rubs his hand and smiles. Joey is watching Chandler and asks "Dude, you took a mime class?" Chandler fidgets in his seat "No! It wasn't a mime class, it was a movement class." Joey raises his eyebrows "Whatever dude, you took a mime class." He snickered.
Chandler looks blankly at Joey. Just then, Rachel walks into the coffee house. She's carrying a small brown paper bag. "Alright Joey, I bought the mouse trap and…are you sure that mice like jam?" She pulls a small jar out of the bag. Joey leans over and grabs it from her "No, that's for me." He said as he opened the jam and began to spread it on the top of his muffin.
"You guys have a mouse in your apartment?" asked Phoebe, who was now sitting opposite of Joey. "Yeah, it scared the hell out of us last night" said Rachel. Monica interrupted, "Oh, that was you screaming?" she asked. "Oh no, that was Joey…" Rachel replied.
Joey looked at her, eyebrows raised "Hey! I didn't run off, I walked. It was late and I was tired. I'm a growing boy and I need my sleep god dammit!" he said as he took a bite from his muffin.
"Yeah well, whatever. I need to go to Ross' right now, do you think you can handle setting up the mouse trap?" asked Rachel. "What? A mouse trap, that's so inhumane, what did the mouse ever do to you?" Phoebe cut in. "It my Raisenettes is what he did." Joey said defensively. "That's still no reason to kill it. How would you like it if I killed you?" she answered back.
The gang looked at her strangely. "Well, dead or not I just want it out of the house!" Rachel said. "Yeah, they're weird looking and they give me the creeps" Joey added. "You're scared of mice?" asked Monica. "Yeah, ever since he seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles he's been freaked out by mice." Chandler joked. "Dude, that mouse knew karate." Joey argued.
"Okay yeah, here's the mouse trap, Can you please get it done?" Rachel asked as she gave Joey the paper bag with the mousetrap. "Yeah, I'll do it…" he said, sounding like he really didn't want to.
With that Rachel left the Coffee house. Joey looked to Monica "Hey Mon?" he asked. "Yeah, I'll do it for you." She answered.
