Woot! My First Fanfic...Gulp

Anyways...Hello everyone!

Just to let you know everyone is 19, except team Gai the're 20.

Warning: there is yoai so if your offended please leave.

thinking: 'thought'

speaking: "speech"


Chapter 1

My Three Stalkers

It was a beautiful day in konoha. The birds were singing the butterflies flying then….CRASH! The sound of metal meeting metal rang throughout the training ground. Sasuke threw another kunai only to be dodged by Neji.

Naruto stood on the sidelines pouting. He felt like punching sasuke for taking his practice partner.

Flashback

Naruto was walking to the training grounds till he saw sasuke leaning against the wall.

"Hey teme, hiding from fangirls?"

"No dobe I'm waiting for you so we could train."

Naruto wanted to yell at the dobe part, but then remembered something more important.

"Oh sorry sasuke-chan but today I'm going to train with neji"

"Neji?" Sasuke said confusion and anger hiding behind his stoic face. "Hn, I see then." Like that sasuke was gone

Naruto didn't think much of it, but when he met up with neji, sasuke just attacked him for no reason.

"What's the meaning of this Uchiha?" Neji said calmly.

"Hn." Was all sasuke replied before attacking

End of Flashback

It had only been an hour of them fighting when sasuke noticed naruto was missing. 'Shit were did he go?' He thought.

"Naruto left forty-five minutes ago." Neji calmly stated, noting sasuke's line of vision.

Sasuke just gave neji a death glare. Making one of the corners of neji's mouth twitch. After the uchiha just left.

Neji sighed. Those two seriously needed to hook up. It was driving everyone crazy that the uchiha always stalked naruto. The only ones not bothered by it was kakashi, the fangirls (who were oblivious to the whole situation), and himself.

Then there was sai. The second of naruto's stalkers. Ever since he saw naruto naked, he has been obsessing over his ass. The funny thing was that naruto couldn't avoid them no matter what he did.

Neji sighed again when he noticed a trace of sai's chakra. 'The man probably followed naruto when he left. Meaning he had a better lead then the uchiha.' He picked up some stray kunais' and decided that it would be best if he just practiced alone from now on.


Naruto left sasuke and neji to fight while he would look for another practice partner. That's when he spotted lee.

"Fuzzy eyebrows!" Naruto screamed and waved while running up to him.

Gaara was there talking to Lee.

"Gaara I didn't know you were visiting, you should have found me!" Naruto exclaimed with a big cheesy grin on his face.

Gaara was about to answer when lee interrupted, "He was naruto-kun, and he wants to go out on another date with you."

At that moment lee was just smiling when he felt two pairs of eyes trying to stab through him. One pair was behind him while the other pair he couldn't identify.

"Huh? Really gaara? Well if you're buying then yeah I'll go on a date."

He turned from giving a death glare at lee to staring at naruto.

"Where," he asked, naruto just grinning.

"Where else? Ichiraku's!"

Meanwhile sai was pissed how easy it was for gaara to get the blond on a date. After they left lee still stood there, when sasuke showed up. Upon seeing lee, sasuke new it was inevitable to not ask where his dobe went.

"Lee, was naruto here?"

"Huh?" The uchiha repeated himself.

"No I heard you but what do you want with naruto?"

"Buttsex" Lee and sasuke turned to the voice that answered, it was kakashi strolling by.

Lee just looked at sasuke then at kakashi then back at sasuke. He saw the raven ignoring the jounin so he just answered.

"Well he went on a date with gaara at the ramen stand." Sasuke was gone in an instant with the sharingan activated.


Naruto just finished his date with gaara. 'It went by smoothly' naruto thought, 'dinner then catching up, nothing special. It felt like hanging out more then a date, but hey why should he complain, he just got free ramen.'

A sound distracted naruto making him turn around. What he saw made him gulp. It was an angry uchiha with his sharingan activated, and spinning a little to fast for naruto's taste.

"Dobe" Sasuke said acknowledging naruto.

"….Teme," he answered hesitantly.

"Where were you?" Sasuke asked forcefully.

Naruto was a bit confused, "Um…why should you care? You don't care about anything 'cept itachi."

This made sasuke push naruto against one the building walls, holding his hands above his head.

"Naruto of course I care," he said softly. Then adding sternly, "Because you're my dobe."

He then continued to kiss naruto passionately. He stopped when he heard a shriek. 'Damn fangirls', he thought, losing his hold on his dobe's lips.

It was ino, 'great; she had to ruin my moment.'

"Sasuke-kun?" Ino asked her nose starting to bleed a little. "Why are you making out with a stump?"

Sasuke looked back and sure enough his little dobe had turned into a stump with two branches sticking out. He was not in the mood for this, and then disappeared leaving ino confused. She did take the stump with her though.


Naruto sighed; 'he needed to stop having stalkers.' He decided he'd get ino a present for saving him. When his train of thought was interrupted as he walked into a wall. Well he thought it was a wall, but reality was much more harsh, as the said wall squeezed his ass.

"Sai! Get the hell away!" He screamed jumping back.

"Naruto-kun, you have to let me paint you naked one day." Sai said smiling sweetly.

"No."

"Please naruto-kun?"

"No."

"Oi, leave my dobe alone." The third party voice said coldly.

Naruto froze; he did not need two stalkers at once. He just couldn't handle that.

"Your Dobe? Last I heard naruto belonged to himself." Sai said his smile turning fake.

Sasuke growled and glared for a second, "Leave him alone."

"And if I don't Uchiha-san?"

At this sasuke smirked activating the sharingan again, "Then I'll have to make you."

As soon as the other two started fighting naruto ran straight to neji's house. Banging on the door and looking around nervously, the blond hopeing to God no one would spot him.

Neji opened the door a little angry. He was in the middle of eating dinner and did not look kindly to people disturbing him, even though it wasn't that late at night.

"Neji can I crash at your place for the night?" Naruto asked looking over his shoulder.

Neji motioned inside and naruto entered plopping down on one of the couches.

"Naruto why are you here?"

"Because my stalkers are getting MORE involved."

The corner of neji's mouth twitched.

"Were you raped?" Neji asked, anger only being revealed in his voice. He was becoming furious that they would go to such lengths to get his friend.

"NO! Nothing like that! Sasuke today….kissed me." Naruto said sheepishly.

'That's all?' Neji thought, he was ready to murder someone.

"So your hiding from him…..just for that?"

Naruto pouted, "No. He also thinks I'm his property! Assface seems never to learn."

Neji just shrugged it off and went to finish the rest of his dinner; naruto following him talking his ears off.


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