Some of these things are true, many of them are lies.

1. The marriage between senior white house staffer Toby Ziegler and Maryland congresswoman Andrea Wyatt ended because they were unable to conceive a child.

2. Their marriage ended when Toby left to help Jed Bartlet become President, it was just that neither of them wanted to admit it.

3. Toby was too sad.

4. Toby had an affair with CJ Cregg.

5. Andrea had an affair with CJ Cregg.

6. Both Toby and Andrea had an affair with CJ.

7. CJ's relationship with Toby was never more than platonic, her relationship with Andi never more than polite. She had nothing to do with the divorce and rolls her eyes and mutters under her breath when the tabloids infer otherwise.

8. The relationship ended because of incompatible gender preferences. Whose preferences are up to you.

9. Andrea won her seat from a barely remembered Republican, after the results were announced she called her opponents campaign manager and invited her out for a drink. The next day an online blog reported a slightly intoxicated Ann Stark following Congresswoman Wyatt into the bathroom of a D.C bar, half an hour later the two women emerged more dishevelled than they'd gone in. Luckily this blog had a very small readership and the story never broke.

10. Although Ann did tell Toby about it a few nights later over several bourbons.

11. Joey Lucas spent several months conducting polling for the congresswoman's office, during this time Andi sent her assistant out to buy her a book on sign language. If the assistant is ever asked she will say that the two are entirely coincidental.

12. Kenny still can't hear the name Andrea Wyatt without blushing.

13. Katie Witt is momentarily worried when she hears there is a possibility that Congresswoman Wyatt may lose her seat in the wake of the Toby Zeigler security leak because she has a pretty juicy story about the congresswoman. She's never planning on writing it, she's a professional political reporter not a tabloid vulture and what happened the night she gave Katie that interview is between the two of them and no one else. But the economy is bad and no one knows what the future holds, and Katie enjoys having the story in her back pocket.

14. One night Toby turned up at his ex-wife's door with sad eyes and a bottle of Jack Daniels. Huck and Molly were conceived the old fashioned way.

15. Huck and Molly were conceived by medical intervention using frozen sperm that Toby had donated years previously.

16. Huck and Molly are the result of immaculate conception. Or at least that's what they are going to be told.

17. One day Toby has to sit his children down and have a long talk with them about why mommy and daddy don't live together.

18. One day Toby has to sit his children down and have a long talk with them about why mommy and daddy don't live together, and why mommy lives with that other lady.

19. Toby and Andrea will always be each others best friend. The twins will grow up in a healthy environment that both of their parents want to provide for every other kid in America.

The important thing to remember is that most of these things aren't true.