Woot! gotta give props to my next door neighbor cassie.

She ended up typing half of this. Though she hates anime I suspect she only typed it out of boredom.

hahaha I had some fun with this chapie! Hope you guys...person and fake people...enjoy this!


Chapter 3

For the Love of Ramen

After naruto woke up at neji's place he went home to freshen up.

As he was making ramen an idea hit him. A mischievous smile formed on his lips. He knew how to get those bastards off of him.

Sasuke was walking around looking for his dobe. When he spotted the blond buying chocolates.

"Usuratonkachi."

Naruto's head snapped up. It was time to test his idea.

"Oi, teme hows it going?"

Sasuke stopped, 'was his naruto being nice to him?'

"So dobe we training today?"

"Nope"

"What?"

"I'm in a serious relationship and I'm meeting my boyfriend."

The Sharingan activated.

"Who may I ask?" Sasuke said trying his hardest to keep his temper under control.

"Well….I only started to date him cause he makes the best ramen in town."

The sharingan dissolved.

"Wait your dating the old ramen chief?" Naruto nodded

"Just cause he can make the best ramen." Naruto nodded again. In an instant the raven was gone.

Sai observing the whole conversation from a tree, smiled then left. 'Two down one to go,' naruto thought as he made his way to the flower shop. 'Hope ino likes chocolate's cause she already has a store full of flowers.'

Later that night gaara decided to take some ramen to naruto, when he spotted a miserable uchiha and a smiling sai behind the counter.

"What?" Gaara questioned.

"Naruto's dating the old fart ramen man cause he makes the best ramen, so were trying to surpass him." Sai whispered over the counter. Uchiha just glared at sai and gaara. 'He was not going to let them get his dobe.' Gaara frowned, he did not like how that sounded, so he walked to the side of the restaurant and uncorked his gourd. The sand oozing out soundlessly making it's way into the giant ramen cook pots. He smirked re-corking his gourd. They were going to be making the worst ramen ever and gaara was sure of it. He left heading to the hokage's tower. She better lend him a kitchen to cook in.

Naruto came by the restaurant, inwardly smiling as he saw two of his stalkers were busy making ramen.

"A Bowl Please,"

When they heard his voice they both dashed to the blonde with a bowl on hand. Sai won but sasuke just put his bowl next to Sai's.

"It's on the house."

"Hey thanks sasuke" naruto said before slurping down half of sai's bowl. The two did not expect naruto to spit out the ramen, but when he did they knew they had failed.

"Yuck! What the hell are you guys trying to make?"

"Um….ramen."

"With sand?"

The word sand created an 'I'm going to kill anyone who gets in my way' aura around the two stalkers. Both of them went back to go clean the cooking pots. Naruto just sat there for awhile congratulating himself. 'Hey I wonder what neji's up to,' and with that thought he left the shop.

The ramen maker's wife came inside sitting in a stool. She introduced herself and ate some ramen then left. This angered the stalkers. 'How dare he cheat on his wife with MY dobe,' then sasuke started to plot how he could reveal the secret.

Two weeks past and their ramen still tasted like sand. No matter how much they scrubbed the pots the sand always stayed. Naruto always complained about their ramen so he stopped going after their first week. They were getting no where and both stalkers knew it. The simplest solution to get out of the situation and win Naruto's heart, kill the ramen maker.

They had almost succeeded beating him to a pulp and telling him to stop cheating on his wife with naruto. When he blurted out that he loved his wife dearly and had only ever talked to naruto while serving him food.

They beat him some more and threatened him to keep his shop closed for at least a month before they left. Little did they know that his daughter ayame was already at hokage tower complaining.


Anyways yeah the next chapie won't be up till at least...monday.

And it isn't as nice as this chapie but oh well.

-flies off- I'm off to the land inside my head! I'm overdue for a visit so I'm suspecting i'll be roasted.

Good bye everyone and may you dream of cooking sandy ramen!