Aw man the linie thingies aren't working!

Well anyways here's chappie 4. Chappie 5 should also be up considering it's really short. My peer editor thought this chappie was shit...-shrugs- oh well I thought it was ok. Unless of course your a hardcore sasuke fan...heh heh. I should torture sasuke instead of neji.-shrugs- oh well.

Disclaimer: naruto belongs to kishimoto masashi not to nessa

Chapter 4

Torture

Sasuke was out, surprisingly not for his dobe, but grocery shopping. Suddenly an anbu appeared next to him.

"The hokage wants you to abandon whatever your doing and speak with her immediately. It's very urgent," and with that it left as fast as it came.

Sasuke sighed; 'now he wasn't going to see his dobe-chan.' He then preceded to give some random woman his basket.

At hokage tower, when he arrived there he noticed that sai was also called. 'Great, hope I don't have to do any missions with him.'

"Uchiha-san so glad that you could join us," Tsunade said with a stinging sarcasm.

"As you both know, since you did do it, the owner of Ichraku's ramen shop has been brutally beaten," she paused waiting for a reaction….none. "Do you have anything to say for yourselves?"

Sai just smiled, "Nope"

"I do….That bastard didn't teach us to make the best ramen."

Tsunade rubbed her temples, 'yeah this was going to require pulling teeth.'

In a threatening tone, "Uchiha you and sai have been chasing naruto for awhile now. While I can't tell you t stop, I can tell you to NOT INVOLVE OTHER PEOPLE! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"

"Yes ma'am," they answered in harmony.

"Danzou-dono, please come in."

The old roots leader came strolling in, standing next to sai.

"As you both know I can't leave this unpunished. I called Danzou-dono here today to find a punishment for you sai as you are still his charge. Danzou-dono please punish your charge accordingly, dismissed."

They both left the office. Tsunade rested her elbows on the table; her hands folded in front of her face.

"As for you sasuke, kakashi please come in."

They waited, and waited till fifteen minutes later the jounin strolled in putting away an orange novel.

Tsunade's eyebrow twitched. 'Expect that crazy jounin to always be late!'

"Ahem. As for you sasuke kakashi here is going to take you to the torture chamber to be tormented for about five hours. Then you'll be assigned to class D missions for the rest of the month, dismissed."

Sasuke was then lead to the torture room, where he saw his old sensei, orochimaru, undergoing some Chinese water torture. His tongue on a plaque above his head.

Kakashi decided that they would use genjutsu to torment sasuke. They had to have five other genjutsu users (including kakashi) to perform their special jutsu.

Sasuke didn't see the point in using genjutsu on him. Unless of course it was to show him the death of his clan, 'but surely they wouldn't so that? Would they?'

He suddenly found himself outside when he started acting like a four year old girl who had lost her puppy. He never new that you could do that with genjutsu.

Scene Change

Naruto was just walking along talking about the jounin test with neji. More like asking about the test and being ignored. That is until sasuke showed up crying his eyes out and using a high pitched little girl voice yelling for poochie.

Naruto and Neji just stood there shocked. Sasuke immediately grabbed naruto and started shaking him.

"Naruto! Have you seen poochie? I've lost him and he won't come back! AAAHHhhh!" He proceeded to cry and then just ran away screaming poochie.

"Um naruto."

"….Neji."

"….Was that Uchiha?"

"….It seems so…."

They didn't know what to do or say so they just stood there for about half an hour starring at where sasuke left.

Gaara was looking for naruto when he spotted him with neji. He walked up to them listening to their heated argument.

"I'm telling you neji! Ramen is the best breakfast food!"

"Uzumaki…the only best breakfast food is waffles."

"Waffles have no taste! Not without syrup or butter or stuff like that!"

Neji who had his eyes closed the whole time opened them and stared straight into naruto's blues.

"Uzumaki…did you think about that counter argument before you said it?"

"NO! Cause it's the truth!"

"Did you ever think about how ramen's the same unless you add broth to it?"

"…..Uh……no….."

"I believe that I've won this argument Uzumaki."

Naruto frowned and crossed his arms. That's when gaara broke into their conversation.

"Naruto. Hyuga.(1)"

"Sabaku."

"Hey gaara!" Naruto chimed grinning happily that the argument was broken. "So how's everything going?"

"Ok."

"….And?"

"That's it."

Naruto sighed; it was always hard to carry a decent conversation with gaara. Course he didn't have to worry about it anymore as kiba ran into their group.

"Did you see sasuke? Bastard went nuts! It's the most hilarious thing EVER!" He yelled at the top of his lunges.

END

(1) Ok, wikipedia said the spelling for huuga was hyuga, but I like huuga. Which is the right spelling?