Woot!

Well I updated with two chappie's cause I'm leaving for vacation! Woot! -dances-

Anyways I probably won't be able to update till friday. Maybe even saturday (the next chappie is kinda long)...

-shrugs- Anyways there's a little spoiler part about neji's abilities so if you don't want to find out then ignore the para with the since the line thingies are still not working for meh.

Disclamer: Naruto and all of it's character's belong to Kishimoto Masashi and not to nessa. (Nessa ain't rich to afford no lawsuites!)

oo there's also a spoiler at the very end! Watch out!

Chapter 5

To stop a stalker

Hinata had always had a crush on naruto, so when she heard the news that he was gay, she was crushed. Surprisingly she recovered (quite fast), so from then on she vowed she would do anything to help naruto.

That's when she decided to set up a trap for uchiha-san or sai-san. It took her three days but she managed to build it perfectly.

Scene Change

Neji was walking along naruto tagging behind. He was too preoccupied with ignoring the blonde, since he didn't see a certain surprise.

He fell in a deeply dug hole. His fall was broken by something kind of soft.

"Neji! Are you all right?"

"I'm fine." He began to say when a swarm of wasps came up from under him. His eyes widened as they swarmed over him. Quickly he used hake rokuju yonsho (1) destroying any wasps in his line of vision. Unfortunately for neji about fifty of the little buggers went through his blind spot (2). Making neji climb up the pit walls, faster then anyone would have thought. Since he didn't use any chakra.

Scene Change

Sasuke Uchiha had finally come out into the world a week later. He didn't care whether they made fun of him or not. He needed to see his dobe-chan. What made sasuke a little happy though was sai had been MIA (3) since they were called to hokage's tower.

The raven was sneaking around so no one would notice him; when he went into the park. For the fourth time in this story sasuke's sharingan activated. Disbelief at what he saw swept through him. His dobe-chan was putting ointment on a not so happy, but shirtless, hyuga.

Naruto was oblivious to the 'I want to kill anything that's in my way' aura. Since he was to busy being overjoyed in taking care of the hyuga. Poor neji was covered in little red spots all over his face, neck, chest and back.

Shino came by with kiba. At the sight of neji, kiba laughed so hard he turned red and couldn't talk, so shino took his place instead.

"Oi, naruto, neji, kiba and I were wondering if you've seen a wasps nest around here?"

"Dude! Look at neji! I think they've already found your wasps nest!" Kiba hollered, clutching his side. He stopped when he felt that certain aura from the trees.

"Um….naruto I think #1 from your fan club is here so I'm just going to….," he said walking off. Shino immediately grabbed him.

"But my wasps." Shino said rather monotone.

"Aburame, I'm sorry but I destroyed most of them as they stung me."

"Yeah, neji fell in a hole and their nest was at the bottom."

"Hmm…..Thank you naruto." Shino replied while turning away.

The aura darkened as gaara entered the park, and saw the scene. It was all too obvious whom naruto fancied the most. Both the uchiha and the sand nin began plotting.

End

1 Eight trigrams sixty four palms.(I was acctually not lazy! and researched it...so that's why I used the japanese title. Don't want to put all that good research to waste!)

2 SPOILER! neji only has...-gasp- 359 degree vision! SPOILER!

3 Missing In Action (hey just in case...don't know whether you knew or not)

Muahahahahaha! I've created my own line thingies! Enjoy!

...They didn't work.