Woot! chappie 6!

Hahaha! I had fun writing this one. I stopped during the middle and just started to laugh evily. Poor neji -shrugs- none of the stuff was that bad, so oh well.

Boy is this chappie long! It took up fifteen pages in my notebook! With my slow typing it took meh foreva!(haha just joking). Well I hope yous guys enjoy!

Disclaimer: All of the characters belong to Kishimoto Masashi.

Chapter 6

Neji's Misfortunes

A few days later neji noticed how the spots were beginning to disappear. He was happy and decided to reward himself with a new kunai.

After stopping by the weapon store and picking up a kunai he headed towards the training ground. Stopping immediately when he arrived there, noticing a glaring uchiha.

"Hyuga."

"Uchiha."

"I'm going to ask you something and I want you to tell me truthfully. Who is you closest friend right now?"

'What a strange question.' Neji considered his words carefully

"Still haven't found poochie?"

"Don't mock me Hyuga," he growled.

"If you must know…Lee is my closest friend."

"Bullshit hyuga, I know for a fact that naruto hangs around you day and night."

"If you knew the answer then why bother asking the question."

"Hmpf. I'm only going to say this once," ignoring neji's statement he went on. "Stay away from naruto."

To seal the deal the sharingan popped out for a fifth time. Of course the corner of neji's mouth twitched automatically, and with that the uchiha disappeared.

"Oi, Neji-san!" A certain blonde yelled while running up to him.

"Thank naruto for me, please?" Ino asked puppy dog eyes showing.

"He's coming up behind you."

"Eh?" Ino voiced turning around and seeing the cheesy grin.

"Naruto-kun thank you for the chocolates!"

"Hey no problem ino."

"Well that's all I wanted to say so bye."

"Bye!"

"Good bye."

"Neji! Let's go fishing since we've been training so hard."

Neji couldn't refuse, since he agreed. Plus they needed the break.

Scene Change

As they were fishing neji felt like the back of his neck was itchy. It was bothering him to the brink of insanity. When he reached behind his neck he felt sand. Instinctively he knew something was wrong. He immediately checked the surroundings with byakugan. Nothing. Suspicion rising in him.

"Naruto…I'm going to leave early."

"Awe but we just started!"

"I'm sorry, but….I feel there's something wrong." With that said he left heading for his house.

When he was in the front yard he stopped, eyes widening and surprisingly his mouth dropped.

The sight that greeted him was pieces of his house scattered here and there. What really made him drop his jaw was a giant hand, only holding up its middle finger, had been sitting were he house once stood.

As if waiting for him; the hand collapsed covering the area with sand.

Scene Change

Naruto came to his apartment door to be greeted by a sandy hyuga carrying a small suitcase.

"What happened to you?"

"My house."

"……….Is it being naughty?" The corner of hyuga's mouth twitched in annoyance.

"It was destroyed,…..so I was wondering…." Naruto interrupted with a grin, "Course you can stay!"

With that said they both entered naruto's apartment. To neji's surprise naruto actually kept his house pretty clean. The only bad thing about it was every trash can in the house was full of empty ramen cups.

"You don't mind if I take a shower…..do you?"

Naruto's nose began bleeding and he reached out to stop it. Neji raised an eyebrow questioningly. "Um sorry hit my noise earlier…..uh bathroom is to the naked."

"Excuse me?"

"UM…..I mean penis…..NO the right! THE RIGHT!" Naruto yelled before covering his mouth and running into the kitchen.

Neji found the bathroom pretty easy since it is a one roomed apartment. He then stripped into his birthday suit and pulled the shower curtain. Only to be greeted by dozens upon dozens of empty ramen cups. Covering himself with a towel he opened the door.

"Naruto!"

He waited before naruto showed up clutching some tissues. It seemed that naruto was able to stop his nosebleed, but at the sight of seeing the hyuga in a towel, it started up again.

"….Naruto the shower's full." He looked past neji while stuffing his nose with tissues.

"Oops sorry about th….…that." He said barging in grabbing an arm full of cups.

Neji decided to help since he had nothing better to do. They carried the cups outside to a giant metal trash can. Naruto's nose bled through two wads of tissue and was still bleeding when they had finished cleaning the shower. Unfortunately or fortunately (however you look at it) neji's towel fell off as he walked into the house. Naruto was just exiting the bathroom when it had happened. Granting him a full frontal view of the hyuga's private property.

"Naruto!" Neji exclaimed covering himself and going to naruto who fainted from lose of blood.

Scene Change

The last thing he remembered was seeing neji and then his ceiling as he woke up. 'How did I get in bed? Was all that hullabaloo(1) a dream?' Reality hit him as he reached for his nose. Taking out the tissue he felt all of the dry blood sticking to his nostrils.

"Naruto….are you feeling better?"

He looked up as the familiar voice spoke. It was a clean and fully dressed neji.

"So it wasn't a dream."

"Dream?"

"Uh never mind…..yeah I'm fine. Hey." Naruto said as neji turned to go.

"You hungry?"

Neji narrowed his eyes, the corner twitched again. He new where this was going and he wasn't liking it.

With a sigh, "Let's go to ichiraku's. I suppose it's my tr….."

"My treat!" The hyuga starred at him.

"Naruto. Are you sure?

"Well yeah. You have to start saving money for a new house."

Neji half smiled, naruto was thoughtful when it came down to it.

As they were walking to the ramen stand; people kept looking at neji and laughed. Both nins were confused till they rounded the corner seeing thousands of drawn pictures. Not ordinary pictures, but of neji…….naked.

Neji frowned when he inspected one. 'Since when did I have a beer belly and a small dick?'

"Um neji why don't we call it a night and not go out to eat?" Neji nodded.

Unfortunately dinner went horribly wrong. Neither of them knew how to cook. Except naruto, he could at least make ramen. Neji couldn't even make toast if his life depended on it.

That night neji crashed on the couch. Naruto insisted he could sleep on his bed, but neji refused. He couldn't do that to naruto. After all this wasn't his place. Long argument later and naruto finally agreed to letting neji sleep on the couch.

The next day naruto didn't wake up till late noon. It was his time off and he wasn't going to wake up early. Remembering yesterday, he hoped that neji made himself at home, because he slept in really late. His stomach rumbled as he got out of bed and strolled to the living room.

He was shocked to see that neji was still sleeping on his couch. Neji was laying on his back with his eyes tightly shut. At least naruto thought he was sleeping till he noticed a twitch.

"Oi, neji wake up! It's only a bad dream!"

"...Actually naruto I've been awake…..for about six hours." Neji stated calmly, the corner of his mouth twitching.

"Huh? You did know to make yourself at home…..right?"

"Yes."

"Then why didn't you?"

"I couldn't."

"Huh?" Naruto said dumbfounded to neji's answer, till neji showed him by trying to move his arm.

Apparently over the course of the night one of his stalkers had plastic wrapped neji to the couch. As of how? No one awake knew. Naruto stifled his laughter while walking in the kitchen for a knife.

"I'm sorry neji," naruto said cutting the plastic wrap.

"It's fine." Though naruto didn't believe him cause one of the corner's of his mouth kept twitching. Making naruto want to kiss that area, but he restrained himself.

"Um naruto?" Neji's voice cutting through his thoughts.

"Neji?"

"Want some ramen?...My treat."

Naruto just laughed and started another argument. Neji won and ended up paying for the ramen.

Scene Change

Naruto and neji split up after eating. Naruto to train while neji had to help tsunade with some paperwork. After helping her he ran into the uchiha.

"Hyuga."

"Uchiha."

The sharingan activated, and something weird happened to neji's eyes. Sasuke just smirked and disappeared. The back of neji's neck itched, but he knew there wasn't going to be any sand.

One of the chuunins running errands came by……..only naked. When neji stopped him scolding the poor nin about decency. The poor boy looking scared and confused the whole time. Neji was going to chastise him further till the nin ran into the tower.

As he made his way through town it dawned on him. The uchiha used a weird jutsu on him making him see everyone naked. Neji panicked inside while the outside world only seeing him frozen. In an instant he was gone; to the refuge of naruto's bathroom. He'll wait out the jutsu, after all how long could it last?

Naruto came home exhausted and sweaty. All he wanted to do is take a shower then go to bed. Instead, he found himself trying to open the door only to find that it won't budge. He was slapped in the face with memories from yesterday and earlier.

"Oh sorry neji," he said going to the kitchen.

He'll wait till neji gets out.

Three Days Later.

Naruto found himself banging on the door yelling, "Neji! What's the matter? I swear if you've committed suicide in my bathroom!...I'm……I'm peeing on your grave!"

Nothing

"Fine then I'm breaking down this door!"

"...Naruto…….please don't"

'So he's still alive,' naruto concluded.

"Neji open up. What's the matter? You can tell me, were pals, right?"

He waited. No reply.

"Neji if you don't answer me! I'm going to rip this door off it's hinges!" Naruto threatened shaking the knob.

"….Pals……right?" A muffled voice answered.

"Of course! Always!" He waited pressing his ear against the door.

"…..Naruto-kun…..," coming from the other side.

'Whoa he must be in big trouble cause I've never heard him add –kun before'

"…..The uchiha…..," neji spat. "….did some weird jutsu on me….."

"It can't be that bad."

"…..I see everyone naked…."

"What!"

"…..It's true…."

"I don't believe you, so open up."

With that neji opened the door. One look at naruto and his nose started to bleed. When that happened he slammed the door shut.

Scene Change

Naruto decided to ask the only person he knew that could help neji in this situation.

"What do you want brat?" Tsunade asked not even looking up from her papers.

"I want neji out of my bathroom."

This peeked her interest cause she looked up from her desk.

"Wait….your telling me that Hyuga Neji is in your bathroom?" Naruto nodded.

"May I ask why?"

"Sasuke did a weird jutsu to him, so now he sees everyone naked."

"Hm." 'That explains why her chuunin was reprimanded by the hyuga, but that was three days ago.'

"Naruto, how……..long has neji been in your bathroom?"

"It's driving me crazy! Cause I haven't been able to shower and….."

"Uzumaki! Just answer the damn question."

"Three days."

"………….You haven't taken a shower in three days?"

"No, and It's really bugging the hell outta me! Don't get me wrong! I don't mind living with neji it's just…….he hasn't left the bathroom. Not even for food."

This was serious, so she concluded it was break time. Making a personal visit to naruto's apartment.

The hokage banged on the door for an hour before ripping it out from it's frame. There was neji sitting cross legged meditating. She looked him over before zapping chakra into him via his forehead.

"There all fixed."

Neji slowly opened his eyes, expecting to see nakedness. Instead he only saw a fully clothed hokage and naruto standing in front of him.

"Thank you hokage-sama."

"It's nothing just be alert in case those stalkers try and get you again. Oh!...breaks over see you guys."

They stood there for awhile after she left.

Till naruto broke the silence, "I'm sure your hungry…….There's ramen on the table."

"Thank you naruto,…..I'm sorry for being a nuisance.."

"Hey! Don't worry about it!...Um…..Now that everything's ok….can I take a shower now?"

END

1 hahaha what a funny word! sorry sorry I just had to use it. Great noise or Uproar.

oh yeah! I changed huuga to hyuga...-sniff- oh well...

oops forgot! sorry the great itachi-sama won't be in here. Though I'm compelled to write something for him someday? Maybe before school startes when I still have the time.

The liney thingies still don't work...maybe it's my computer...I'll check on my friends one day...