Here's Chappie 9!

If you thought chappie 6 had some pretty wacky stuff in it wait until you read this chappie! My peer editor acutually helped meh with this chappie. Our brains combined created a vortex of evilness! Man I'm sooooo gonna die and be flamed up my ass for this chappie. Not only do I tourture sasuke but I bash the The Pirates of the Caribbean.

Anyways I'll have the rest of the story up...Later today.

Reminder: This is the OPINION of only ONE person, so if you have a problem with my movie choice just think of a movie replacement and think of it when the pirates come up.

Disclaimer: Naruto and all of the characters Belong to Kishimoto Masashi.

Chapter 9

Pay Back's a Bitch

It was two weeks later since the Hyuga had borrowed his shirt. Naruto was getting a little worried. The anbu test hadn't started; Tsunade assured him that it wouldn't start until next week. The question, were was Hyuga Neji?

The next morning naruto was woken up with a bucket full of water.

"What the Fuck?"

"Naruto."

"…..Neji?"

"Come on. Get Dressed."

"But……The sun isn't even out yet!"

"Just hurry."

Naruto grumbled still half asleep. The anger was building in him when they left his apartment.

"Where were you!"

"Out."

"I know that! But it's been two weeks!"

"I had to do some thinking."

"Oh Really?"

"…..Yes."

It was silent for the rest of the trip. They stopped in front of a hotel.

"Naruto give me your hand."

"Why?"

"……."

"Fine."

Neji immediately interlaced his fingers with naruto's. Upon noticing what the hyuga did naruto started to blush. Ignoring the blonde, neji pulled out a remote with three buttons. One was dark blue, the second was red, and the third was black. Neji pressed the red button before putting it back in his pocket.

He then led naruto in front of the uchiha's house. Their hands still connected. This time he pressed the blue button.

Last but not least they stopped in front of sai's house. Neji pressed the black button before leading naruto to the area where his house used to be.

He sat down making naruto sit next to him. They sat there for awhile, naruto confused while neji, just enjoyed the company.

"Uh……nej…." Naruto started to say, but neji let go of his hand; putting his head in naruto's lap. That's when naruto noticed that neji's hair had become the length it

normally was. Unconsciously naruto found that he was playing with the hyuga's hair. He thought neji would yell at him any minute. Till he pulled the hair back from his eyes checking for white orbs. 'He's asleep…….I guess I won't wake him.'

Scene Change

Sasuke woke up in a fright. A putrid liquid splashed all over his face causing him to vomit, except he couldn't move his body, so he moved his head to the side dumping out what he had eaten the night before.

Afterwards he noticed that his whole body was plastic wrapped. Not only that but he was smothered in rotten pig meat. Looking around his room fish heads everywhere starred at him slowly decaying. All of these things created a most unpleasant smell. Sending shivers up sasuke's back making him dry heave. A total of five hours later sasuke was a free man. Of course after having sakura help him out, of course after she threw up all over him. That ordeal turned sasuke into a vegetarian for the rest of his life.

What happened to sasuke wasn't even half as bad as what had happened to sai. After the putrid liquid splashed on sai, he woke up next to a giant muscular man. This man was dressed in a dominatrix outfit and had boils all over his body. The one on his left cheek spewed puss.

Sai jumped off the bed nearly stepping on a poor rabbit. All around his room rabbits were humping like there's no tomorrow.

That's when sai noticed a turkey was glued protruding were his penis should be. When he saw the turkey a pain came from his backside. Checking, he pulled out a dead fish from his exit. Immediately dropping it he ran for the safety of his bathroom.

Upon reaching the bathroom he jumped in the shower and started the water. Unfortunately human waste came out instead of fresh clean water.

Jumping out he went to his living room. He was slapped in the face with an offensive smell. Throwing up he looked at his living room. Diapers littered with feces loitered everywhere.

Scene Change

The night crews were relief shinobi's. Whenever the overnight guards became tired the night crew would take over. These people's days were backwards, sleeping during the day and doing their duties at night.

That's why they were all excited when a movie was going to be showing. The movie, "The Pirates of the Caribbean." The night crew got all into it when it started, but as it dragged on into the middle the night crew became bored.

"This movie sucks." One guy said to a woman.

"Yeah I know. All the day walkers said it was really good. So far it only has one of the three movie elements," She replied.

"Which are?"

"Well this movie has hot people in it but the sex and violence are missing…."

She was interrupted as sai exploded out of his house, which the movie was being projected on.

The night crew erupted into laughter at the sight of sai. As if on cue the rabbits bursted out of his front door humping anything in their paths.

The boily man came out and gave sai's ass a tight squeeze.

"Call me," he said patting the turkey as he left.

The night crew man turned to the woman, "Wow this movie is Awesome!"

Scene Change

Tsunade was getting a headache as sai and sasuke were yelling at her.

"I WAS COVERED IN ROTTEN MEAT!"

"SHIT WAS ALL OVER MY LIVING ROOM!"

"I HAD TO LAY IN MY VOMIT FOR FIVE HOURS!"

"WELL I WAS FOOD RAPED BY A MONSTER!" Sai flung a card on tsunades desk.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP THE BOTH OF YOU!" Tsunade yelled.

Gaara entered the office a second after.

"Hokage, this morning I woke up by being splashed in the face with curdled milk. I was also plastic wrapped from the shoulders down and as you can visible see I'm now bald. I suggest you do something."

"…..Is that all?"

"Yes," and with that gaara left for his village.

End

REMINDER: No matter what rape is not a light subject even though it was mentioned as something comedic in this story. Always take it serious.

The Movie Elements were my peer editor's idea...I only like hot people and violence in my movies. sex...that's just embarrising considering that I watch movies with family...

Gaara didn't get it to bad. Cause he can just rip the plastic wrap with his sand, but if you think about it you don't want gaara to get worse...I mean it's freaking GAARA! The crazy dude who would kill people when he was probably Ten! Yeah you wouldn't want to mess with that...

Please don't kill nessa! She can't afford body guards!

chappie 10 will be up later today. The time now is 12:37 am...wow I should really be in bed...-shrugs-