Bons Mots

Glorfirien


Summary: Fight 'til your dying breath. Then get resurrected and keep fighting. Repeat until victorious. (Thus follows a collection of letters which were mentioned in Why Me? which should be read prior to this for full understanding. Humor.)


Here's letter two. Short and not as amusing but it begs to be posted and commented upon. I swear the sequel is in the works. It's coming along. You'll get it. Promise.
Disclaimer: (Which is the wonderful work of another author. It seems to be as official as one can get so thanks to that person who helps us newbies sound all official-like) The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and back story are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.


To: Lt. Colonel "You Owe Me" Mitchell

From: Cindy "The Oracle" Cardenas

Subject: Goodbye, Farwell, Good Luck and all that.

My first impression of you was that you were a pretty cool guy. A potential friend. But, and I'm not blaming you because obviously you were kept busy wearing down your teammates good job by the way and trying to save the world/galaxy/universe, you were otherwise occupied.

I just wanted to thank you for the times when you did give me your company to stave off boredom. You got quippage son!

I still think you're insane. Leader of SG-1? Talk about flirting with death, danger and disaster. I commend you for getting your team. Not that there was ever any doubt.

Here's hoping you live long enough to experience all the lunacy that the universe heaps upon you and your team. I hope you receive all the luck Fortuna can spare and then some because you'll really need it. Don't die; Teal'c can't keep training team leaders.

And don't think I've forgotten that you owe me tiramisu. I can't believe you welshed! You're supposed to be a good guy!

Because of this grave oversight on your part I believe that you owe me dinner. Italian, Korean and Japanese are all acceptable.

Don't let the weight of the universe crush you. Literally and figuratively. Don't give into defeat. There is always a way. Fight 'til your dying breath. Then get resurrected and keep fighting. Repeat until victorious. If I ever see you again I expect you to have averted at least a pair of apocalypses (apocolypsi? I don't know ask Daniel!).

Speaking of Daniel. You two are sooooo cute. It's like two brothers who can't help but annoy the crap out of each other. Adorable. I totally disbelieve all the yaoi(1) fan girls…umm actually never mind. Forget I wrote anything.

If you ever miss me then sit in front of LotR with some good chocolate. Heck grab the whole team; you guys remind me too damn much of the fellowship. Small and rather pathetic team facing off against an enemy that they probably can't defeat…and yet they still do. Emulate them. No. You are not Aragorn. Nor are you Legolas. And you damn well better not be Boromir, he dies and doesn't come back! Neither are you Faramir. But Daniel is Gandalf hey they both come back, Gandalf is some kind of higher being Maiar, they're both lore masters that's all I know. I really thing General O'Neill is Pippin and tell him I said so.

Live Long and Kick Lots of Alien Ass,

Cindy Cardenas

P.S. Wait...Hmmm...You took over leadership of SG-1. Aragorn takes over leadership of the fellowship...Holy Moly! You are Aragorn! You even pulled the sword out of the stone and everything! Wow. Just don't let there be a breaking of the fellowship. You aren't heir to some kind of kingdom are you? 'Cuz that'd be super freaky.


End Letter 2
(1) Yaoi equals slash. Hehehehehe. I just think that if the characters ever found out about the slash elements in fanfiction they might do something drastic.
Glorfirien