Bons Mots

Glorfirien


Summary: "The voice really did tell me to do it. I swear. She's very persuasive." (Thus follows a collection of letters which were mentioned in Why Me? which should be read prior to this for full understanding. Humor.)


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To: Dr. Lee

From: Cindy "I'm Very Sorry" Cardenas

Re: The Appropriation of Your Vehicle

You don't know me and I don't know you but I really must explain myself and apologize.

I was in a bind. A pickle. I was in more of a situation than Frodo when he found out he…well never mind.

The voice in my head told me to do it.

I know I know. That's what everyone says. But the voice really did tell me to do it. I swear. She's very persuasive.

I didn't want to because it was supporting theft but desperate times call for desperate measures.

The voice said that it wasn't exactly stealing but "commandeering" and I'm inclined to agree because hey you got your car back! It isn't being stripped down by a gang or being driven by unsavory characters to Mexico.

I'll have to pay you back for the money I uh…requisitioned. It was for a good cause!

You know you really shouldn't keep your keys in your car like that.

Next time it might not be a nice inter-dimensional traveler in need of a car to escape the uber-secret government installation but an actual thief!

And then where would you be?

I can't make up for whatever inconveniences I've caused you but I hope you take a token of my heartfelt apologies.

Next time you turn on your car (as long as those prissy people haven't totally torn it apart) crank up the volume and enjoy the sensual and pulsing beat of the Shakira CD I've left for you. Unwind. Kick back. Live a little!

Sincerely,

Cindy Cardenas


End Letter 4
Short, I know. I really couldn't think of much to write for Dr. Lee which is probably why this took me so long. I hope I got a few laughs.

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