THE EVIL STORY OF DOOM!
(insert maniacal laughter here) (insert hacking/wheezing here)
A/N: Wow, I'm surprised people actually read this and want MORE. It is truly a discovery. But I finally got my fiend back to help me with my next chapter.
Disclaimer time! Yay! Any who, we don't own anything from Beyblade, Yu Yu Hakusho, or this computer. However, we do own this plot, Umi, Willow, Eclipse, and Nightshade. And my Kraft Mac 'n Cheese. Mmmmm….cheesy…..
At the house
"Now, I call this meeting to order," Eclipse said as she walked into the living room with Mac 'n Cheese from Kraft.
"What meeting? I thought we were gonna watch a movie!" Nightshade exclaimed while holding up the DVD box for The Village.
"No stupid," Umi said, glaring, "we're going to attempt to blackmail someone, and on top of that, that movie sucked big time!"
"I liked it!" Willow shouted.
"Whatever. Now, you're the one who said we'd be able to blackmail him. So, how do we do it?"
"I'm working on it!"
"No, you're sitting on your butt watching TV."
"Same thing."
And all of a sudden the doorbell rang.
"I GOT IT!" Eclipse hollered as she ran to the door. After opening it, she asked, "Hello, welcome to my house, what is your business here?"
"HEY, I OWN 2 OF IT YA KNOW!" Umi shouted from the living room.
"Whatever."
"Well, that answers my question," Kurama sighed from the door.
"Ummm…I'm not here right now, leave a message."
"Very funny Umi. Your friends say you have a dare to complete."
"LIES! ALL LIES!" Willow shrieked from next to Umi on the couch.
"Geeze, did ya have to yell in my ear like that?"
"Maybe…"
Umi reached up and tugged on one of Willow's piercing.
"OWWW! BLOODY HELL!" She swatted at the hand and nurtured her poor ear, adding a whimper in to look pathetic.
"Loser…" snickered Nightshade.
"Don't be talking Angelina Ballerina," hissed Willow. ((A/N: Don't you love making pop-culture references? ))
Nightshade scowled and returned to devouring her bowl of cheesy noodles.
Kurama gave a look of utter disgust towards them, then returned to the matter at hand. "Well, they told me that you had to dress up, so that's why we're here. We have to stay the night. Are the guest rooms still available?"
"What do we run here, a hotel?" Willow asked, thoroughly annoyed.
"And what do you mean 'we?'" Umi asked suspiciously.
"We're here too!" Kuwabara blissfully chipper as he skipped into the room.
"Why me? Why always me!"
"Because Poseidon hates you," Yuuske said.
"That's my line!"
"Shut up, it's not copyrighted or anything."
"You don't know that."
And then there was an awkward moment of silence.
"So…where do we sleep?" Kuwabara asked.
"You don't," Eclipse said.
"Wadda ya mean we don't?" Yuuske questioned stupidly.
"You have to stay up all night and make sure nobody jumps out a window or anything."
"Ok then…"
And out of the blue, Nightshade asked, "Where's the short one? What's-his-name."
"…Who?" Willow asked.
"WILL YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Hiei shouted rather loudly from the door. Unfortunately for Eclipse, who paid for insurance, he broke a nearby window.
"Well, I don't know your name."
And there was another awkward silence.
"Dude, 2 awkward silences in like 5 minutes? That's just bizarre," Willow said while getting up to get some orange soda. ((A/N: Mmmmm….orange soda…))
"This whole fic is bizarre," Yuuske said while walking into the kitchen.
"Shut up."
"I was too busy not caring to even show up, but all I heard was something about jumping out a window. Now, who would be jumping out and can I be the one to shove them?" Hiei commented, looking around hopefully.
"No one's jumping out a window…though I would like to shove some people off a 20 story building," Willow replied while looking at Yuuske, who was having some trouble with the water dispenser on the refrigerator.
"I don't get it, how does this work?" he asked stupidly as he held the glass upside-down under the dispenser.
Walking over, Eclipse took the glass, turned it over, and pushed on the thing ((A/N: you all know what I'm talking about, right?)) and out came the water.
"IT'S MAGIC!"
"Sure it is Yuuske, you keep telling yourself that…"
Well, rather than type all sorts of hilarious conversations held after that, I think we'll end the chapter here. Just a bit of random information: if your computer doesn't know that Yuuske is a word, on spell check will come up with different words for it (as you know). The first word on our list happened to be "yuck," as in what Willow thinks of him. …Read and review! And I promise, within the next 2 chapters, you shall see what they have to wear (to those of you who were just reading this to find that out).
