THE EVIL STORY OF DOOM!

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The next morning…

It was 6:00. And the phone starts ringing.

"Whose phone is that?" Willow asked as she got up from the couch in which she had to sleep.

"It's my stupid cousin's," Umi said, getting up off the floor. "Ow…the floor is not what you want to sleep on when you want a good night's sleep."

"Aren't you gonna get it?" Eclipse asked as she got up from the other couch.

"Heck no. It's his phone, he can answer it."

"It might be the other group of guys, I'll get it," said Willow.

She picked up the phone and started sniffling. Adding a cough to sound even more sick, "hello?"

It was Shiori. "Hello? Is Suuichi there?"

"Sorry," she replied, sniffling, "he's asleep right now."

"Can you put Umi on then?"

"Sure," she said, handing the phone to Umi. "It's Shiori," she whispered.

"Hello?" Umi said, sniffling.

"Hey Umi…what's wrong?"

"I think I—hold on—" she sneezed, "I think I got a cold."

"Oh, sorry to hear that. I was wondering if you could wake up Suuichi for me."

"Sure, hold on." She put the phone down, then yelled at the top of her lungs, "KURAMA YOU JACK ASS! GET UP!"

"Huh? What?" Kurama muttered, waking up. "What?"

"YOUR MOM'S ON THE PHONE!"

"Wha-Why?"

"How the heck do you expect me to know? Just talk to her." And with that, she threw his cell phone at him and went to get breakfast.

"…Where's Nightshade?" Eclipse asked after starting to eat her cereal.

"…I think she's still sleeping," Willow said, uncertainly.

Just then, there was a loud crash from the closet. "I'M OK!" Nightshade shouted from the closet. "Why did I have to sleep in the closet?"

"Because we were out of couches," Umi said.

"That's awkward," yawned Willow, "I forgot how crazy you guys are since I've moved."

"Hey! We're not that crazy!" said an offended Eclipse.

"You're crazier than the dudes I hang out with now."

"True, but you been kidnapped what? 10 times?"

"I got kidnapped even more when I was with you, damn Yuuske."

Another phone rang and Willow reached over the counter and picked it up, "G'day mate, how can I be of your service?"

"What?"

Willow spat out her orange juice," Kai, what the fuck? How did you get the number?"

"Phone book jackass," he said. You could hear Tyson eating in the background and Hilary yelling at him. Yep, she was missing a lot.

"So, you guys are showing up right?"

Willow started a coughing fit, though it wasn't even evident on her face, "we got bird flu."

"What the fuck is bird flu?"

"Whatever it is, we got it. And Nightshade got AIDS. And Umi is in surgery right now. Eclipse…. She broke a nail."

"I thought you said you all got 'bird flu.'"

"Well…I was wrong."

"And how did Nightshade get AIDS?"

"She got drunk in a strip bar."

"…What about Umi?"

"She had to sleep on the floor and is in surgery for back problems."

"Uh-huh."

"Well, we can't make it today. Maybe in a month or 5."

"WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE MALL AT 10!" Tyson shouted from the table, then continued stuffing his face.

And with that, the phone on the other end hung up.

"Damn, they didn't buy it," Willow said, disappointed.

"I couldn't imagine why," Umi replied, glaring, "Nightshade got AIDS in a strip club is totally believable. And Eclipse broke a nail, ingenious. I have to have surgery…actually, that's a pretty good one, my back is killing me. Note to self: Beat Kurama with stick later. And you. Bird flu? What the crap?"

"Well, what would you have said?"

"We can't go; we caught the flu because Yuuske left the window open last night."

"…Shut up."

Before the conversation could continue, the guys came down for breakfast.

"Have a good night sleep?" Nightshade asked, giving them a death glare.

"What's your problem?" Kuwabara responded with a look of confusion.

"You took my bed last night and made me sleep in the closet!"

"I didn't tell you to sleep in the closet!"

"You might as well have!"

"How are you guys doing?" Kurama asked.

"Terrible," was the reply he heard from the girls.

"Why?"

"I slept in a closet!" Nightshade shouted.

"I had to sleep on a lumpy couch!" Willow yelled.

"I was forced to sleep on that other couch!" Eclipse hollered.

"I'm related to you," Umi muttered.

"What was that cousin of mine?" he asked.

"I had to sleep on the cold, hard ground last night cause you took my bed. Jerk ass."

And then there was an awkward moment of silence.

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat," Willow said as she stood up, "but I have to go get ready to meet the guys at the mall."

"I have a question," Eclipse said, "where are we going to get those clothes in which we'd never be caught dead in? I mean, it's not like we'd have they lying around the house or anything."

Just then, the doorbell rang. Yuuske went to get it. He came back a couple of minutes later with 4 boxes.

"These are your outfits. You are to wear whatever is in the box with your name on it," he explained.

"Oh joy, oh rapture," Nightshade said.


Ha! That's the end of this chapter suckers! I mean, that's it for chapter 3. Read and review!