THE EVIL STORY OF DOOM!

(insert maniacal laughter here) (insert hacking/wheezing here)

Disclaimer: We still don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Beyblade, or the internet. However, we are in the process of attempting to own them.

The girls looked horrified at the boxes. Willow's was labeled with Abercrombie, that so was not good. Umi's wasn't at all labeled, certainly worse. Nightshade had the Guesslogo on hers and Eclipse's box was pink. It was a shade very similar to Kurama's uniform.

"…Who bought these?" Umi asked.

"Tyson," Yuuske replied as he tried not to laugh at their expressions.

"…How do we know they'll fit then?" Nightshade asked.

"Ummm…I don't know, ask him."

"Later," Kurama finished. "You all need to get ready; it'll take you a while longer than normal."

"How so?" Willow asked, though she had a nasty feeling she already knew.

"Y'all have to wear make up too."

"WHAT!" the girls shouted. "You can't change the rules on us!" Eclipse then exclaimed.

"They said it was part of the original dare; talk to them about it."

"They'll get an earful, trust me," Umi muttered as the girls went upstairs to get dressed.

Eclipse and Umi sprinted into the bathroom, leaving Nightshade and Willow pounding on the door.

"Let us in!" screamed Nightshade, ramming her shoulder into door.

Willow took out a key and opened the door. Umi and Eclipse looked shell-shocked. It was either from them just opening their packages or that they had opened the door.

At the mall…

"Where are they?" Tyson asked. "I'm starved!"

"Is that all you can think about," Hilary glared, "your stomach?"

"Usually."

Max started to laugh uncontrollably.

"What the crap are you laughing at?" Kai implored without bothering to attempt to see what.

All of a sudden, Kenny began chuckling. Tyson looked up and began cracking up as well. Rei had an expression that clearly said "I would laugh if this wasn't so scary." Kai looked up and saw the strange quartet of Beybladers being followed closely by a few freaks. The freaks were in semi-normal clothes; except for the fact they were in school uniforms, and it was Saturday. Two were breaking up uncontrollably. The short one lookeduncaring. And the girlish one seemed mildly amused.

Nightshade's crimson eyes were filled with a look of pure hatred. Her apricot-colored hair tumbled down at its natural-length but an absurd pair of antennae was sticking out of her head, drawing the attention of many small children and elderly women. A hot pink skirt reached her knees and skimmed the tops of ballet slippers. (A/N: Don't ask) The pastel pink top she was wearing was somewhat covered by a translucent pink rain coat.

Eclipse had a deep blush on her cheeks and kept looking in the girly man's direction (A/N: think Arnold). Her hip-length midnight black hair curled in strange spirals that didn't look plausible. She kept tripping on the end of her long lilac skirt. A pair of pale purple stilettos clicked on the tile of the floor. For the first time he had ever seen her, Eclipse was wearing a matching long-sleeved shirt. As she drew closer he could make out a large mauve velvet collar with small ribbons tying off of it around her neck. The most evident part of her costume was the fabric butterfly wings strapped to her back.

Umi's look strayed from the fairy tale look of the other two. Her suede mini-skirt was catching the eye of many boys who looked like they hadn't even reached puberty. Her charcoal black hair was in two braids that were long enough to tuck into the brown cowboy boots she was wearing. The white oxford shirt the short girl was wearing had had the sleeves torn off of it. The shirt was almost as long as the skirt itself. A cowboy hat rested on her head. But Umi's emerald green eyes continued darting hatefully down to the sheriff's badge on her chest.

Willow tugged at her cream sweater repeatedly. It was short enough to show off her navel, her incredibly pale navel. She had on a shredded denim mini-skirt, and her combat boots had been replaced by white go-go boots. Her ears were clad with dangle earrings and her usual studs were no where in sight. Willow's hair was down from the first time he had ever seen. And by the looks of it, it was pure frizz. The only non-normal thing of her outfit was the wirehalo on her headand feathered wings sticking out of her back.

Their make-up was all the same though, black eyeliner and a faint foundation. The Weirdoz walked up and one by one circled to show off the outfits.

Max was the first to say anything, "You're a genius Kenny."

"Excellent job on the costumes Tyson," said Hilary.

"May your children be devoured by ducks," hissed Willow.

Eclipse let out a non-understandable whine. Nightshade was cursing under her breath, sending glares at people who stopped to look.

"Let's get this over with," growled Umi, heading in the direction of the Food Court.


TBC