"It's time for everyone's favorite hidden camera game show, CAMPFIRE STORIES!

…Okay, we seriously need better writers. Anywho, this is the show where you can watch your favorite anime characters do weird things in front of a campfire…that's about it. Our victims, oops I mean, contestants for today are Shino, Kiba, Hinata, Shikamaru, Ino, and Chouji. Let's begin."

Shino sat down at the large campfire. To the left of him was Kiba and to the right was Hinata.

"What the fuck are we doing here?" Shino asked.

"I don't know," said Shikamaru. He was directly across from Shino. To the left of him was Chouji and to the right was Ino.

"It looks like we're in a forest, Shino-kun," Hinata said softly to Shino.

"Yeah but how we got here is the real question," Chouji implied.

In truth, a bunch of white vans marked "CAMPFIRE STORIES" drove up to them and bashed each of their heads in. People in white jumpsuits then dragged them inside. Then the van drove to the current location, dropped them off, set a campfire, set up some cameras, and drove off.

"Let's tell scary stories," suggested Kiba.

"Where the hell did you get that idea?" Shino stared at Kiba.

"Well, we are around a campfire," Kiba replied.

"Aren't you worried about why we are here?" Shino asked, confused.

"No," Shikamaru said.

"Well, that answers my question…let's play truth or dare," Shino suggested.

And let the games begin.

"Truth or dare?" Shikamaru asked Chouji.

"Truth."

"Do you remember your first girlfriend?" Shikamaru stared at Chouji.

"Kind of…I ate her…"

Everyone stared at Chouji in silence.

"What the fuck…" Shino was freaked out.

And let the games end.

It was a few hours later before they started talking. The only one who wasn't talking was Shino.

"Shino-kun," Hinata said to Shino.

"Don't bother," Kiba said, "he's as quiet as a rock."

Hinata pushed Shino over on his side. Shino woke up from his sleep with a loud, "Zuh?"

"Oh, he was just sleeping." Hinata looked at Shino.

"Okay, who the fuck woke me up! I was having a good dream about butterflies!" Shino was pissed.

Hinata pointed at Kiba.

The next few minutes are too gruesome to write without going to jail for disturbing the good people on the Internet.

Kiba got his ass handed to him.

They were all around the campfire, all except Kiba who was half-dead and hanging from a tree.

"Don't you think you went a little too far," Ino said to Shino.

"Whatever," he replied.

"Um, guys?" Hinata said, "Don't you think we should a way to get out of here?"

"No," Shikamaru said.

"Oh…Okay then."

Author's Notes: I wrote this when I was really bored; my head is not filled with any ideas at the moment. Sorry.

Ja ne,

CSG