Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto! Primary doesn't really want to either, if fan fiction creates this much stress for her, she doesn't ever want to be involved in something that updates weekly XD.
Confessions of and Idiot: Prologue
TaurenLeaf
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Lylian Nydia Sutar: Me.
Status: Divorced…twice.
Age: Older than you will ever be.
Occupation: Counselor.
Currently: Thinking of how pathetic my life is.
I have been in this line of work for a long time now... I have heard confessions of actions most would have never of thought possible. Some confessions have given me nightmares, while some have given me cramps—from the hours of laughter. I guess that must be why I am so open minded.
You must be thinking that a person like me would have no friends at all. That...is true. But my philosophy is: Friends? Who needs them? A husband? Nah—they're just useless fools.
Trust is something I don't believe in. If someone decides to tell me something, I will take it to its full potential. Evidently, the tabloid magazines. In this country, the famous are the elite, the honored and the ones who set examples (which is the whole reason exploiting their secrets is worthwhile). Where, the United States is the home of the whiny celebrities that everyone gets bored of sooner or later.
So lately I've been locking myself in my room, gluing my butt in front of the computer, trying to recall past clients' confessions. Too bad I was never fully paying attention...
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A/N:
TaurenLeaf Primary –GO! NEXT CHAPTER! HURRY! Press Da Purple button!
TaurenLeaf Secondary – We're not color blind….You idiot…
