Disclaimer: Disney gave birth to the Newsies years ago, so therefore it is their Child/property, not ours. We only baby-sit them once or twice a week P Again, Britt and I write out of pure joy. If you don't like it, we don't like you. Just kidding P Special thanks to Pancakes, hobbit1400, Ellyllon x Sidhe, & Lil Irish QT for the reviews. Much love ladies!

That night...Brittany 3 wayed Tanya and Katie...

"What's with the guys? It's fishy" said Katie.

"I don't know...but ugh! Blink pissed me off so bad when I drove him home today!" said an aggravated Brittany.

"What did he do?" asked Tanya, very interested.

"He said I was going too slow, and actually wanted me to pull over so he could drive!"

"He doesn't realize you're a speed demon?" asked Katie.

"Clearly not..." she replied, agitated.

"It says it on your car!" said Katie, and this was true, for Brittany had a small "speed demon" sticker on her bumper.

"I know! But whatever, I hope he doesn't start asking for a ride everyday..." Brittany rolled her eyes.

"Anyhow, "said Tanya "I can't believe they want to do OUR set"

"Yeah" thought Brittany "You think Joey's going to have a seizure or what?"

"I can just imagine..." said Katie.

"Remember what happened when our old choreographer, Jimmy Ferg, kept singing his solos?" said Tanya, laughing at the memory.

"NOT a pretty sight" grimaced Brittany.

"Well, I'm asking Ms. Lemoine about it tomorrow, we'll see what happens." said Tanya...

MEANWHILE, Blink had three-wayed Race and Jack...

"Dudes! You guys didn't here Spot's plan!" Race was saying to them.

"What plan?" asked Jack, confused.

"Spot knows what to do with the set pieces, its fucking brilliant!" said Race.

"Yeah, Specs was telling me...but DAMN Brittany drives slowly!" said Blink.

"Isn't she speed demon-Daley?" laughed Race.

"Not really..." said Blink, who was a fast driver himself.

"Well, what's the plan?" asked Jack.

"I'll let ya know tomorrow...can't really talk about it over the phone" said Race, all secretive like.

"And whose going to here... your mom?" said Jack.

"Dude, shut up...just deal till tomorrow" said Race.

"So, how did you guys get home?" Blink said, knowing that the other guys didn't have as much luck as he did.

"Um... we got rides" said Race.

"I had my car" replied Jack.

"Too bad boys, better luck next time" said Blink, grinning.

The next day...

Tanya saw Jack in the hallway after talking to Ms. Lemoine.

"Hey Jack, Ms. Lemoine said it was ok... but..." said Tanya with a look of worry.

"What?" he asked, looking a little worried himself.

"Do you know Joey Doherty?" she asked.

"Um...vaguely" he replied.

"Well...let's just you will know him and his vengeance after this..." said Tanya, and with that she ran off to class.

Jack, confused, was then bumped into by Race.

"Yo dude, what was that about?"

"She warned me about Joey Doherty" he said, scratching his head.

"...Who the fuck is that?" asked Race.

"The kid who was on the 5th original season of Zoom, I think" said Jack a little awkwardly.

"Oh yeah, that kid...what about him?"

"She just warned me about his vengeance?" said Jack.

"Um...right...so were in right?" said Race, tugging Jack along to their first class of the day.

"Yeah, I guess" said Jack as they walked into English class.

"Sweet" said Race as they took a seat.

"Hey! Psssst" said a voice from the back. Both boys looked behind to see Joey in his Drama warm up suit. It was pretty intense.

"Um..." Jack and Race looked really confused.

"If you fuck around with the set, I will fuck around with your faces!" Joey hissed.

Jack furrowed his eyebrows. "Uh..."

"Don't "uh" me, you fucking asshole! This set is more valuable than all of your pathetic lives combined! So DON'T screw it up!"

"O...k..." said Race, a little frightened, and they turned around.

During that, Laura was in math again, listening to Blink and Spot.

"We are the best set designers your club will ever see." Spot was saying to Laura.

"I'm sure..." She replied, looking at the picture of what Spot and Blink were drawing that was "supposed" to be the set. It was hideous.

"Uh... why is there a boat?" she asked, pointing to a blob.

"Oh that's not a boat, that's a moving set for the band" said Blink.

"Oh... and were that going?" asked Laura, trying to picture the stage.

"Um...we don't know yet" said Blink.

"But it's going to look BANGIN'" yelled Spot.

"See, the wheels have spinners!" noted Blink.

"...You're putting rims on our set?" asked Laura, confused and angry.

"Yeah, isn't it hot?" said Spot.

"WHO IS GONNA PAY FOR THEM?" Laura yelled.

"Um..." Spot and Blink left out that little detail.

"Well, you don't need costumes" said Blink.

"Are you kidding me? We need to look the part, not just act it!" Laura rolled her eyes at their ignorance and paid attention to the lesson for the rest of the class.

After school, everyone assembled for rehearsal.

"Now as you all know...Cabaret goes up in four weeks. We have the blocking completed; now we need to have the crew come in for the set and just keep working on the acting. The boys from period five shop have offered to help with the making of the set" Ms. Lemoine said, gesturing to the boys who were standing in the corner of C09. "And they will be instructed by... JOEY!" a thunderous applause came from the cast of 20 drama kids.

Joey smiled wickedly at the boys while waving at everyone else.

"Now, Joey has the set design boys" explained Ms. Lemoine. "Let's get to know everyone! So boys, play the alphabet game for us"

"Um...how do we do that?" asked Specs.

Kara stood up and gave an example. "My name is Kara and I like Kitties"

Then Brittany stood up. "My name is Brittany and I like Blueberries"

"Got it?" asked Jacquie" Or do I really need to demonstrate too?"

"Nah, it's all good" said Spot, stepping out of the shadows. "My name is Spot and I like...Sex" he said, wiggling his eyes at Danielle.

"Ugh" she mumbled. The boys sniggered. Race spoke next.

"My name is Race and, um, I like Rummy"

"Yo, I'm Blink and I like... erm... uh... "

"Brittany dude Brittany!" Race sniggered.

"Brittany?" said Blink.

Brittany gave him a fake smile and rolled her eyes at Katie.

"Hey! I'm Crutchy and I like... erm… Crayons?"

The girls giggled.

Specs, Jack, and Mush were left. Mush stepped out proudly

"My name is Mush and I like Milk"

"Good job dude!" said Specs as he walked forward.

"My name is Specs and I like snakes"

"Uh...my names Jack" said Jack, stepping forward "and I like Juice"

The girls laughed a little and clapped. "Very good boys. So now that we all know each other, let the rehearsal BEGIN!"

"Now, this is wear the couch needs to be at a ninety-five degree angle" explained Joey, as he and the boys walked onto the stage. Specs, being the smart one, brought a pencil and paper so he could jot everything down. The others just kind of stood there with their arms crossed.

"Now the couch needs to accommodate enough weight so that there can be waltzing atop it" continued Joey.

"What the fuck is waltzing?" Spot asked.

"It's a type of dance..." explained Crutchy.

"Let me show you," said Joey "BRITTANY! SHOW TEHM THE WALTZING COMBINATION!"

"Alright..." Brittany walked over with her dance partner and started to dance on the couch. The couch shifted beneath them and they jumped down just in time before it collapsed over.

"See, that's why we need a new couch" said Joey.

"Well, it can be fixed. All you need is some tape and a piece of balsa wood" said Mush.

"Oh, really?" said Joey "Uh...that's what I thought too" he said, trying to sound smarter.

"Yeah, and the ninety five degree angle is not the best angle with this type of space, I'm suggesting a pure 90 degree" said Blink.

"Oh...right...ninety" said Joey, scratching his head.

Just then, Tanya walked out of the wing in a skimpy 30's outfit.

"Whoa" all the boys said.

"Who IS that" said Jack. He nor the other boys recognized her because she was wearing a short black wig, a change from her long, red hair.

"Oh, that's just Tanya, the costumes came in and she has to dance in it to see if it's o.k." said Joey, nonchalantly.

"Tanya, try the ending song please" said Ms. Lemoine. Tanya, giving the girls a wink, did what she was told, but added a few twists into the number.

"TANYA!" Brittany yelled "MY BEAUTIFUL CHOREOGRAPHY!"

"I think she planned this..." Jacquie said in horror.

"But my... my..." Brittany began to twitch.

"Dude...look at the guys" said Danielle laughing. They all had there jaws dropped wide open.

"That's good Tanya, that costume works just fine" said Ms. Lemoine.

"But..." began Brittany, wanting to complain about her choreography again. Tanya looked at Brittany and winked. She nodded towards the boys.

"Fine!" said Brittany, throwing papers everywhere.

"So guys, what did ya think?" said Tanya, walking up to them.

"That was... amazing" said Jack.

"Are all of your shows like this?" Race asked, who was practically drooling.

"Did you see our production of Chicago two years ago?" asked Brittany sarcastically. The boys shook their heads. "Well, if you HAD seen it, then yes, you could say a lot of our shows involve such dancing and costumes and such"

"Now for that scene we need this" said Joey, whipping out a sketch of the Cabaret scene set.

"That's a lot of shit" stated Spot.

"Yeah, and people dance on it, so it has to be sturdy" added Joey, giving them a copy.

"Oh...and make sure that it's sanded down really well, because we don't want the costumes getting snagged by the wood or anything" said Tanya, who was taking off the costume in the wings.

"Or get splinters!" added Laura.

"Or trip and fall!" said Danielle.

"And die!" said Brittany!

"Don't want that..." Specs whispered sarcastically.

"And if my choreography-"

"OKAY!" said Blink, cutting Brittany off. "We understand"

"Right...well...here is the rest of the set plan," said Joey, handing them each 40 papers. "and remember, if you screw up, it will be the last thing you do" Joey gave them a threatening look and walked away.

"I didn't know he was so scary..." whispered Spot.

"So what about the plan?" Crutchy asked.

"Oh yeah, come with me" said Spot. He brought the boys to the shop room where he took out a small piece of paper.

"See this?" he said "Who knows what this is?"

"I do" Mush raised his hand.

"Explain" Spot ordered.

"Well...it looks to me like a-" just then the door swung open...