A/N: hello again! I am back! Much sooner than usual. Oh well. New chappie! This time I thought I'd do something a little different.

Thank you to all my awesome reviewers!

I like black stuff: I take it you liked my chappies, then? THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH YOU ARE SO KIND TO REVIEW!!! sob

Rhavin: Yes, as a matter of fact I did have a bad experience with a marshmallow. I was eating them and then someone shoved one up my dog's ass. No I'm just kidding I was actually on a sugar high (from marshmallows, what a concept) and then I just decided to make Harry scared of them. Oh well.

Spoongirl1: You won't have to wait very long because...I HAVE A NEW CHAPPIE! Yay! And life is good once again. Although I have decided Draco will go ghetto and Harry will go goth in the next chappie, because this one I just had to put up!

Disclaimer: Anybody who thinks I own Harry Potter can go to St. Mungo's for a reality check. Okay?

What's up with Voldie? By hyper squirrel

Hyper squirrel: Okay, so Hermione and Dumbledore got over their little "affair", Harry was traumatized for life as of 7 o'clock last night, and everything was good. Until Hermione's discovery...

(in the hallways)

Malfoy: move it, Mudblood.

Ron: Hey, watch it, Malfoy.

Malfoy: Wow, nice comeback, Weasel.

Ron: you think so?

Malfoy: NO.

Ron: Aw...

Hyper squirrel: Later that day, in the Great Hall...

Hermione: you guys, I just realized something...

Ron: What's that?

(Harry sits staring into space, looking traumatized)

Hermione: All the Death Eaters and Voldemort care about is blood.

Ron: You just realized?

Hermione: That's not what I realized. I realized that they must be...vampires...

Ron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, Hermy!

Hermione: No, I'm serious!

(Suddenly Sirius Black comes in)

Sirius: No, you're not! I'm Sirius!

Ron & Hermione: Enough with that stupid joke, already!

Sirius: Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be dead, right! (falls over)

(There is a puff of black smoke, and Voldie appears)

Voldie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now Hogwarts is mine!!!

Harry: You can't do this!

Voldie: Oh yes I can...Avada-

Harry: Wait!

Voldie: What is it?

(Harry, Ron, & Hermy run away)

Voldie: Hey! Blast.

(Dumbledore walks in naked)

(All the students run away)

Dumbledore: 2,4,6,8, that's the way we...something or other! Yay! Hey, Voldie! Haven't seen you for a while! How've you been? Let's have a tea party!

Voldie: Yay! We can invite all our dolls!

Hyper squirrel: That night, in Harry's dormitory...

Harry: I haven't been able to sleep since last night because I am so traumatized. I am even staying away from my bed. OH the horror of the memories! shudders

(Ron, sound asleep, sits bolt upright in bed)

Ron: (with emotion) StrongMan had to save MeowMeow!

Harry: Okay, Ron, MeowMeow is saved.

(Ron falls out of bed)

Ron: StrongMan had never slept without MeowMeow before. Maybe he'd never sleep again.

Harry: Why does everything seem to remind me of last night?

Hyper squirrel: Because that's the way I'm writing the story!

Harry: I hate you.

Hyper squirrel: so, Harry, did you have any...wild dreams...last night?

Harry: Those weren't dreams.

Hyper squirrel: Whatever do you mean?

Harry: I mean that Snape brought a whole bag full of the m word!

Hyper squirrel: Oh, you poor boy! Here, take this potion. It'll help you forget.

(Harry drinks potion)

Harry: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Why does everything look like a marshmallow?

Hyper squirrel: because that potion makes you see only marshmallows.

Harry: you did this on purpose, didn't you?

Hyper squirrel: That I did, dear Harry, that I did.

Harry: I'll kill you for this!

Hyper squirrel: But you can't tell which marshmallow I am, can you?

Harry: well, no.

Hyper squirrel: and killing someone wouldn't look very good on a resumé, would it?

Harry: no, I guess not.

Hyper squirrel: just go to sleep, Harry.

Harry: can I die instead?

Hyper squirrel: No, you're needed in later chappies.

Harry: damn...

Hyper squirrel: and cut! That's a wrap, folks!

A/N: so there is another installment of my story. Oh well. Next chappie, Draco goes ghetto, Harry goes goth, Dumbledore and Voldie have a tea party, and more!

And remember...

FLAMES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!

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