A/N: hello again! I am back! Much sooner than usual. Oh well. New
chappie! This time I thought I'd do something a little different.
Thank you to all my awesome reviewers!
I like black stuff: I take it you liked my chappies, then? THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH YOU ARE SO KIND TO REVIEW!!! sob
Rhavin: Yes, as a matter of fact I did have a bad experience with a marshmallow. I was eating them and then someone shoved one up my dog's ass. No I'm just kidding I was actually on a sugar high (from marshmallows, what a concept) and then I just decided to make Harry scared of them. Oh well.
Spoongirl1: You won't have to wait very long because...I HAVE A NEW CHAPPIE! Yay! And life is good once again. Although I have decided Draco will go ghetto and Harry will go goth in the next chappie, because this one I just had to put up!
Disclaimer: Anybody who thinks I own Harry Potter can go to St. Mungo's for a reality check. Okay?
What's up with Voldie? By hyper squirrel
Hyper squirrel: Okay, so Hermione and Dumbledore got over their little "affair", Harry was traumatized for life as of 7 o'clock last night, and everything was good. Until Hermione's discovery...
(in the hallways)
Malfoy: move it, Mudblood.
Ron: Hey, watch it, Malfoy.
Malfoy: Wow, nice comeback, Weasel.
Ron: you think so?
Malfoy: NO.
Ron: Aw...
Hyper squirrel: Later that day, in the Great Hall...
Hermione: you guys, I just realized something...
Ron: What's that?
(Harry sits staring into space, looking traumatized)
Hermione: All the Death Eaters and Voldemort care about is blood.
Ron: You just realized?
Hermione: That's not what I realized. I realized that they must be...vampires...
Ron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, Hermy!
Hermione: No, I'm serious!
(Suddenly Sirius Black comes in)
Sirius: No, you're not! I'm Sirius!
Ron & Hermione: Enough with that stupid joke, already!
Sirius: Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be dead, right! (falls over)
(There is a puff of black smoke, and Voldie appears)
Voldie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now Hogwarts is mine!!!
Harry: You can't do this!
Voldie: Oh yes I can...Avada-
Harry: Wait!
Voldie: What is it?
(Harry, Ron, & Hermy run away)
Voldie: Hey! Blast.
(Dumbledore walks in naked)
(All the students run away)
Dumbledore: 2,4,6,8, that's the way we...something or other! Yay! Hey, Voldie! Haven't seen you for a while! How've you been? Let's have a tea party!
Voldie: Yay! We can invite all our dolls!
Hyper squirrel: That night, in Harry's dormitory...
Harry: I haven't been able to sleep since last night because I am so traumatized. I am even staying away from my bed. OH the horror of the memories! shudders
(Ron, sound asleep, sits bolt upright in bed)
Ron: (with emotion) StrongMan had to save MeowMeow!
Harry: Okay, Ron, MeowMeow is saved.
(Ron falls out of bed)
Ron: StrongMan had never slept without MeowMeow before. Maybe he'd never sleep again.
Harry: Why does everything seem to remind me of last night?
Hyper squirrel: Because that's the way I'm writing the story!
Harry: I hate you.
Hyper squirrel: so, Harry, did you have any...wild dreams...last night?
Harry: Those weren't dreams.
Hyper squirrel: Whatever do you mean?
Harry: I mean that Snape brought a whole bag full of the m word!
Hyper squirrel: Oh, you poor boy! Here, take this potion. It'll help you forget.
(Harry drinks potion)
Harry: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Why does everything look like a marshmallow?
Hyper squirrel: because that potion makes you see only marshmallows.
Harry: you did this on purpose, didn't you?
Hyper squirrel: That I did, dear Harry, that I did.
Harry: I'll kill you for this!
Hyper squirrel: But you can't tell which marshmallow I am, can you?
Harry: well, no.
Hyper squirrel: and killing someone wouldn't look very good on a resumé, would it?
Harry: no, I guess not.
Hyper squirrel: just go to sleep, Harry.
Harry: can I die instead?
Hyper squirrel: No, you're needed in later chappies.
Harry: damn...
Hyper squirrel: and cut! That's a wrap, folks!
A/N: so there is another installment of my story. Oh well. Next chappie, Draco goes ghetto, Harry goes goth, Dumbledore and Voldie have a tea party, and more!
And remember...
FLAMES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!
Ass-tronauts...
Thank you to all my awesome reviewers!
I like black stuff: I take it you liked my chappies, then? THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH YOU ARE SO KIND TO REVIEW!!! sob
Rhavin: Yes, as a matter of fact I did have a bad experience with a marshmallow. I was eating them and then someone shoved one up my dog's ass. No I'm just kidding I was actually on a sugar high (from marshmallows, what a concept) and then I just decided to make Harry scared of them. Oh well.
Spoongirl1: You won't have to wait very long because...I HAVE A NEW CHAPPIE! Yay! And life is good once again. Although I have decided Draco will go ghetto and Harry will go goth in the next chappie, because this one I just had to put up!
Disclaimer: Anybody who thinks I own Harry Potter can go to St. Mungo's for a reality check. Okay?
What's up with Voldie? By hyper squirrel
Hyper squirrel: Okay, so Hermione and Dumbledore got over their little "affair", Harry was traumatized for life as of 7 o'clock last night, and everything was good. Until Hermione's discovery...
(in the hallways)
Malfoy: move it, Mudblood.
Ron: Hey, watch it, Malfoy.
Malfoy: Wow, nice comeback, Weasel.
Ron: you think so?
Malfoy: NO.
Ron: Aw...
Hyper squirrel: Later that day, in the Great Hall...
Hermione: you guys, I just realized something...
Ron: What's that?
(Harry sits staring into space, looking traumatized)
Hermione: All the Death Eaters and Voldemort care about is blood.
Ron: You just realized?
Hermione: That's not what I realized. I realized that they must be...vampires...
Ron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one, Hermy!
Hermione: No, I'm serious!
(Suddenly Sirius Black comes in)
Sirius: No, you're not! I'm Sirius!
Ron & Hermione: Enough with that stupid joke, already!
Sirius: Oh, yeah, I'm supposed to be dead, right! (falls over)
(There is a puff of black smoke, and Voldie appears)
Voldie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now Hogwarts is mine!!!
Harry: You can't do this!
Voldie: Oh yes I can...Avada-
Harry: Wait!
Voldie: What is it?
(Harry, Ron, & Hermy run away)
Voldie: Hey! Blast.
(Dumbledore walks in naked)
(All the students run away)
Dumbledore: 2,4,6,8, that's the way we...something or other! Yay! Hey, Voldie! Haven't seen you for a while! How've you been? Let's have a tea party!
Voldie: Yay! We can invite all our dolls!
Hyper squirrel: That night, in Harry's dormitory...
Harry: I haven't been able to sleep since last night because I am so traumatized. I am even staying away from my bed. OH the horror of the memories! shudders
(Ron, sound asleep, sits bolt upright in bed)
Ron: (with emotion) StrongMan had to save MeowMeow!
Harry: Okay, Ron, MeowMeow is saved.
(Ron falls out of bed)
Ron: StrongMan had never slept without MeowMeow before. Maybe he'd never sleep again.
Harry: Why does everything seem to remind me of last night?
Hyper squirrel: Because that's the way I'm writing the story!
Harry: I hate you.
Hyper squirrel: so, Harry, did you have any...wild dreams...last night?
Harry: Those weren't dreams.
Hyper squirrel: Whatever do you mean?
Harry: I mean that Snape brought a whole bag full of the m word!
Hyper squirrel: Oh, you poor boy! Here, take this potion. It'll help you forget.
(Harry drinks potion)
Harry: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Why does everything look like a marshmallow?
Hyper squirrel: because that potion makes you see only marshmallows.
Harry: you did this on purpose, didn't you?
Hyper squirrel: That I did, dear Harry, that I did.
Harry: I'll kill you for this!
Hyper squirrel: But you can't tell which marshmallow I am, can you?
Harry: well, no.
Hyper squirrel: and killing someone wouldn't look very good on a resumé, would it?
Harry: no, I guess not.
Hyper squirrel: just go to sleep, Harry.
Harry: can I die instead?
Hyper squirrel: No, you're needed in later chappies.
Harry: damn...
Hyper squirrel: and cut! That's a wrap, folks!
A/N: so there is another installment of my story. Oh well. Next chappie, Draco goes ghetto, Harry goes goth, Dumbledore and Voldie have a tea party, and more!
And remember...
FLAMES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!
Ass-tronauts...
