A/N: Hello everybody! Nobody seems to be reading this story, so I'll just continue writing it. But even if people were reading it, I'd still keep writing it. Oh well. It's a losing battle.
A/N: JKR owns all...lucky...
Who gon' get some fries?
By hyper squirrel
Hyper squirrel: Let's see...who's Dumbledore dating now? Well, Minnie broke up with him because he got her the wrong size of tampons. So I really have no clue who he's dating now. Let's find out.
(goes to Dumbledore's office)
hyper squirrel: Sugar Condom!
(door opens)
(Dumbledore and Trelawney are making out)
Dumbledore: What is it? Can't you see we're busy?
Hyper squirrel: Uh...sorry...you just answered my question...(backs out)
Ginny: (walking down hallway fondling piece of wood with eyes and a mouth painted on it in Magic Marker) Oh! Hyper squirrel! There you are! I've been looking for you...
Hyper squirrel: Uh oh...why?
Ginny: Because I wanted you to meet Plank.
Hyper squirrel: Plank?
Ginny: Plank, meet hyper squirrel. Hyper squirrel, meet Plank.
Hyper squirrel: (to Plank) Nice to meet you, Plank. (leaves) Ohmymerlin that was weird. And I thought I was odd! Oh well.
(goes to Gryffindor Common Room)
hyper squirrel: Hey, Harry, Ron, Herm, wanna go to Hogsmeade?
Harry: Sure.
Ron: (nods)
Hermy: When?
Hyper squirrel: Tonight. After hours.
Harry, Ron & Hermione: Sounds good to me.
Hyper squirrel: See you later then.
(later)
(hyper squirrel, Harry, Ron & Hermione are walking down the hallway)
Ron: Oh look there's Filch.
Hermione: Filch? Where?
Harry: Over there.
Hyper squirrel: I think he's seen !!!
(they run, Filch follows them)
Voldemort: (pops up) Hey, Squib, you're just as good as a muggle. Avada Kedavra!
(Filch falls down dead)
Harry, Ron & Hermione: (sing) Ding dong, the Filch is dead. Which old Filch? The wicked Filch! Ding dong the wicked Filch is dead!
Hyper squirrel: you guys, do you want to go to Hogsmeade or what?
Harry: (to Voldie) Hey, did you get a haircut? Looks good.
Voldie: (starts fondling his hair) You really think so?
(hyper squirrel drags our favourite trio to the passageway)
(they go in)
(Ron is VERY hyper)
Ron: (sings) Secret...Agent Man! Secret...Agent Man!
Hyper squirrel: Hey, Harry, why didn't we bring an invisibility cloak?
Harry: (humming) Dun dun...dun dun dun! Dun dun...dun dun dun! (A/N: he's humming the Secret Agent Man theme song)
(they get to Hogsmeade)
(Harry picks up hyper squirrel and dumps her in a fountain)
(hyper squirrel pulls Harry in too)
(Ron & Hermy jump in too)
hyper squirrel: How long have we been trying to get out of this fountain?
Harry: (looks at watch) my watch is dead. I dunno.
Ron: a long time, maybe?
Hermy: OH RIGHT! Are we dense or what? I'm a witch! (waves wand, they're all on the street again)
Ron: I just momentarily forgot, okay?!
Harry: I hate to break it to you, Ron...but you're a pureblood.
(a week later, at the Quidditch match)
(hyper squirrel & Hermy are walking toward the pitch)
Lupin: (in a fry cart) Who gon' get some fries? You gon' get some fries! Who gon' get some fries? You gon' get some fries!
Hyper squirrel: Uh...Lupin? Feeling okay?
Hermy: Is this the only job you could get?
(Lupin nods)
(hyper squirrel & Hermione laugh their heads off)
Hermy: HA! What a loser!
Hyper squirrel: French Fries! Ha! That's rich!
Hermy: Let's go watch the Quidditch game.
(they leave)
(they walk toward the pitch)
(they see a dog humping a girl's leg) (A/N: Sorry I just had to put that in. my dog did that to my friend today.)
(hyper squirrel & Hermy laugh their heads off)
A/N: that is all you're going to get for now. And you won't get any more until I get some REVIEWS!!! So push the little blue button and REVIEW, for Merlin's sake! REVIEW, or I'll sic my red fuzzy chickens on you!
And remember...
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(sorry I just always have to put that in. it's kinda my trademark. Like that boxing announcer who always says "Are you ready to rrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuummmmmmmbbbbble?" and it's really annoying but oh well.)
