A/N: Well, it's been quite a while since the last chappie, forgive me if this one's a bit short, hopefully you likey.
Harry Potter Finds Waldo
Harry: (opens his trunk) Ah! Who the hell are you?
(A man wearing a red-and-white striped shirt and hat jumps out of Harry's trunk)
Waldo: (mysteriously) Congratulations Harry Potter! I am Waldo, and you have found me!
Harry: Oh…do I get a prize or something?
Waldo: No, but you do get the satisfaction of knowing you found me! (he runs away to hide)
Harry: Why do I always win the spiritually and emotionally fulfilling contests? Ron and Hermione always win the good stuff.
(Cut to Ron and Hermione, who are disco dancing on a cruise ship)
Ron: I bet Harry wishes he were here!
Hermione: Yeah, he always wins the spiritually and emotionally fulfilling stuff!
Ron: And we get the good stuff!
(Cut back to Harry in his dorm)
Harry: Damn!
(He goes down to the common room)
hyper squirrel: Hello Harry! How are you this morning?
Harry: Spiritually and emotionally fulfilled.
hyper squirrel: Me too! I found Waldo!
Harry: What!
hyper squirrel: Yup. He was hiding in my dorm.
(Mexican Hat Dance begins to play)
FLASHBACK
(hyper squirrel sits up in bed, stretches, notices a pair of brown shoes sticking out from under the curtains at the window)
hyper squirrel: Nice weather we've been having! I certainly hope it stays this mild!
(she attacks the curtains)
Waldo: (falls over unconscious) Yerg…
hyper squirrel: Waldo!
Waldo: (suddenly conscious) Congratulations hyper squirrel! I am Waldo, and you have found me!
hyper squirrel: Wow! I feel spiritually and emotionally fulfilled!
(Waldo laughs maniacally and falls out the window)
END FLASHBACK
Harry: (waving his arms around frantically) No, no, no, no, no! This is all wrong!
hyper squirrel: You know, you should take a breath mint.
Harry: Oh really? Wait, no! (looks up at the top of the page) The chapter is clearly titled "Harry Potter Finds Waldo", not "Harry Potter and hyper squirrel Find Waldo"!
hyper squirrel: (waves her wand) Look again.
(Harry looks. The chapter is now titled, "Harry Potter and hyper squirrel Find Waldo.")
Harry: (pulls out a large sheaf of papers, looks through them frantically) This is NOT in the script!
hyper squirrel: Harry, go fishing if you don't like it.
(Harry screams, throws his papers in the air, and runs out of the common room)
hyper squirrel: (sits down on a sofa) That's better. (begins to read a newspaper)
(Cut to Harry, sitting on a dock fishing. A chemical plant can be seen in the distance. A sign on a tree says, "DON'T SWIM IN THE LAKE")
The End!
