A/N: Well, it's been quite a while since the last chappie, forgive me if this one's a bit short, hopefully you likey. 

Harry Potter Finds Waldo

Harry: (opens his trunk) Ah! Who the hell are you?

(A man wearing a red-and-white striped shirt and hat jumps out of Harry's trunk)

Waldo: (mysteriously) Congratulations Harry Potter! I am Waldo, and you have found me!

Harry: Oh…do I get a prize or something?

Waldo: No, but you do get the satisfaction of knowing you found me! (he runs away to hide)

Harry: Why do I always win the spiritually and emotionally fulfilling contests? Ron and Hermione always win the good stuff.

(Cut to Ron and Hermione, who are disco dancing on a cruise ship)

Ron: I bet Harry wishes he were here!

Hermione: Yeah, he always wins the spiritually and emotionally fulfilling stuff!

Ron: And we get the good stuff!

(Cut back to Harry in his dorm)

Harry: Damn!

(He goes down to the common room)

hyper squirrel: Hello Harry! How are you this morning?

Harry: Spiritually and emotionally fulfilled.

hyper squirrel: Me too! I found Waldo!

Harry: What!

hyper squirrel: Yup. He was hiding in my dorm.

(Mexican Hat Dance begins to play)

FLASHBACK

(hyper squirrel sits up in bed, stretches, notices a pair of brown shoes sticking out from under the curtains at the window)

hyper squirrel: Nice weather we've been having! I certainly hope it stays this mild!

(she attacks the curtains)

Waldo: (falls over unconscious) Yerg…

hyper squirrel: Waldo!

Waldo: (suddenly conscious) Congratulations hyper squirrel! I am Waldo, and you have found me!

hyper squirrel: Wow! I feel spiritually and emotionally fulfilled!

(Waldo laughs maniacally and falls out the window)

END FLASHBACK

Harry: (waving his arms around frantically) No, no, no, no, no! This is all wrong!

hyper squirrel: You know, you should take a breath mint.

Harry: Oh really? Wait, no! (looks up at the top of the page) The chapter is clearly titled "Harry Potter Finds Waldo", not "Harry Potter and hyper squirrel Find Waldo"!

hyper squirrel: (waves her wand) Look again.

(Harry looks. The chapter is now titled, "Harry Potter and hyper squirrel Find Waldo.")

Harry: (pulls out a large sheaf of papers, looks through them frantically) This is NOT in the script!

hyper squirrel: Harry, go fishing if you don't like it.

(Harry screams, throws his papers in the air, and runs out of the common room)

hyper squirrel: (sits down on a sofa) That's better. (begins to read a newspaper)

(Cut to Harry, sitting on a dock fishing. A chemical plant can be seen in the distance. A sign on a tree says, "DON'T SWIM IN THE LAKE")

The End!