Teletubbies: Gone wild
A/N We don't own this.
h123: I thought I was supposed to double space, but it only messed up our story. So it'll just be like this from now on.
R&R, hamtaro123312, and Whyte Lilac
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"Fuck!" Dipsy muttered, looking through his wallet. He only had a five, ten dimes, and a nickel. "How am I supposed to pay for all this stuff now!" Suddenly, the metallic thing on his stomach glittered. A thousand million one hundred dollar bills appeared in his wallet. "MOTHER FUCKIN' SWEET!" Tipsy yelled. He ran to the back of the store to grab a bag of toilet paper, tissues, and paper towels. He dropped it into the cart, only to be distracted by hygienal needs. He took deoderant, toothpaste, and mouthwash. "LaLa needs this stuff." Dipsy grunted.
Then the green Teletubbie whizzed down the aisle, his head peeking out from behind the huge pile of products. He stopped next to the women's hygienic products and pondered over which brand to choose. Tampons or pads? Scented or unscented? This brand or that brand? Wings or no wings? It was making his head spin so he just took one of each kind. "This oughta last her a million years..." he muttered. Then, stopping to check if anyone was nearby, Dipsy went to the make-up aisle to check things out. "Ew, this shade of pink is hella nasty. Who'd buy that?" he sneered at a magenta eyeshadow. He decided to have a little fun with all this and put on a wig for a dramatic effect. "Wow, don't I purtiful?" he asked nobody in particular. Then he felt something on his butt. A hand.
He slowly turned around to slap the bastard who touched him. "You sure do look purty, miss." a man in sweats said and winked at him. Horrified, Dipsy screamed and ran, dragging his cart of supplies with him. The man looked confused. As Dipsy ran, he kept running---with the supplies---out the door. The censors went off, and as Dispy ran, he headed straight for the Teletubbies' house in hot pursuit. He looked behind and saw no one was after him---Acme didn't care that he took the supplies. After all, they were all getting laid off anyway. As he reached the door, he gasped for air. Po asked him what happened, and Dipsy filled in for him. Po was on the floor, laughing to death, followed by LaLa, and Tinky Winky. Tinky Winky happened to roll right into the half way clean shart.
He quickly jumped up and out of the pile of steaming poo. "Eeeeeeeew!" He groaned, pinching his nose and jumping up and down. "Get this thing off of me!" He neared Po, hoping that his buddy would take it off of him. Po immediately reacted to this and ran behind LaLa, who jumped into Dipsy's arms. They all ran away from Tinky Winky. Po rode his red scooter and Dipsy pushed LaLa in the cart. As they got farther away from the stinky purple creature, they could hear in the distance a faint curse. "You bitches and bastards! I'm gonna shart in your coffee!" "Hey there, purty man." Said the same guy from Acme. "Aaugh!" Tinky screamed, running into the house and locking the doors. "Lemme in purty man." The man laughed. The three returned, only to beat the man to his pitiful death. "Open up you retard. And take a shower." Po said, holding his nose. "Nah, I'll just use the bunnies to wipe it off." Tinky said, going outside to grab a poor innocent bunny.
The bunny passed out and remained like that forever because he couldn't take the fumes and the toxicidity levels of the infamous Tinky Winky poo. Dipsy looked at the lifeless body in disgust. "I don't think he's gonna wake up, dude. You totally knocked him out," he said to Tinky Winky, who was now wiping his dirty feet on the floor. "NooNoo, go clean this up," commanded Tinky Winky. NooNoo shook his head and began to spin around speedily, about to activate the self-destruct button.
NooNoo blew up, but scattering no parts on the ground. "I guess it went to heaven..." Dipsy said, amazed, but shrugged it off. LaLa immediatly cleaned the floor, polished Tinky Winky's feet, and threw out the dead body. Po sat down for some lunch. "Phew, all that before lunch! Let's order pizza!" Po said. LaLa ran around, trying to keep the place neat. After all, that's why you see the house so clean when you watch Teletubbies on T.V. NooNoo is just a lazy mofo. (A/N: Motherfucker-Mofo.) "Lalalalaa!" Sang LaLa, going outside to play with her orange, big, plastic ball. Tinky Winky walked out, swinging his bright red purse on his arm. Po called Dominos. "Hello, this is Dominos, can I take your order?" Said a person on the other line. Po opened his mouth to same something, only to have the phone taken away by an yellow arm. "Hi, this is LaLa. Do you have any dominos?" LaLa asked. "This is Dominos..." The man on the other line said. "Oh! So you're a building made of dominos. I see." LaLa said. "Well, not really. This is a pizza parlour called Dominos." The voice on the other line said. "I meant the toy. The domino toy." LaLa said, getting pissed because the person was stupid. "Screw you." LaLa said, and hung up.
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That's it for today. We got tired and distracted by Barbie Girl! Hahaha.
R&R, Whyte Lilac and hamtaro123312
