Teletubbies: Gone Wild

Disclaimer: We don't own Teletubbies, amazingly. We get distracted alot.

R&R- Whyte Lilac and hamtaro123312

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As Po gasped at the stupid Teletubbie, he called back and asked for a large mushroom pizza with some pepperoni. He hung up, and turned around. Tinky Winky walked in, swinging his bright red purse, filled to the brim with cash. Where'd he get the money! LaLa and Po thought. They soon forgot about it once Dipsy came back in, to store the stolen items away. (Teletubbie theme song plays) "Oh the pizza dude is here." Po said. Passing by Tinky, he took a fifty dollar bill, and opened the door. "LIKE DUDE! HERE'S YOUR PIZZA!" The Pizza woman said.

Po, annoyed at the woman's attitude, refused to tip her and dropped the money at her foot. "Dude, you need to fuck off!" Then he took the pizza and slammed the door in her face.Turning back to his housemates, he cheerily asked, "Anybody want cheese pizza piled with four different toppings?" The others didn't bother listening to him, but rushed to the huge open box in his arms. LaLa helped herself to three slices while the others only had a piece each.

As Po munched on some pizza, his phone rang. Er, not his phone, his glowing stomach. "PO! PO! PO, HONEY!" Rang his stomach. "Oh shit..." Tinky groaned. "Hi Mom..." Po said, rubbing his temples. "Hello, everyone! I'm making sure all of you have enough to eat, especially my honey Po!" Po's Mom said.Po groaned and whined into the phone. "We're eating pizza right now, Mom! Of course we have enough to eat!" On the other end, they heard a loud concerned gasp. "Pizza!" she shrieked. "They're feeding my dear honey Po pizza! Oh my god! I'm rushing over there right now, sweet munchkins! Bo, go get the luggage and pack up the car!" Then they heard some muffled grumbling on the other end and a loud yelp when Po's mother pinched her husband's ear.

Tinky groaned. "Let's just lock Jo out..." He said. Everyone agreed. A loud car roar was heard outside. "Oh shit," Po said. "Lock the doors! Turn the air conditioner on higher! Lock the windows, draw the drapes!" LaLa panicked, and went to lock everything. Tinky went to the thermostat, and Dipsy drawed the drapes. A knock was heard at the door. "Po, honey! My lovely Po!" Someone screeched at the door. "FU--" Dipsy shouted, but was muffled by Po's hand. Everyone glared at him, but covered their own ears. "Ooh, Poooooooo!" they heard her singsong voice. "Open the door, darling!" The four Teletubbies scuttled across the room and hid in their secret basement under the rug. Meanwhile, outside, Jo was desperately trying to peek into the heavily draped windows. Bo groaned, shaking his head and dropped the luggage in his hands down. "I'm telling you...this isn't a good idea, Jo..." he tried to reason with her, but only got the finger.

Bo glared at Jo. "Son, open the door." Bo commanded. The Teletubbies were chilling in the basement---It was sort of like a hippie room, only more tech. "Aahh, how long has it been since we've been in this room?" Po asked. "Yesterday." Dipsy replied. Tinky grabbed a bag of chips, and some beer. "Booze! Yeah!" LaLa whispered, so Bo and Jo couldn't hear them. Dipsy added a pinch of crack to the beer. "Yum." Was all he could say before chugging down the whole can of beer. Tinky shifted in the overstuffed couch. Bangs could be heard upstairs. "Thank god we made the disaster protection zone comfy, eh?" Po laughed.Then they heard a loud howl upstairs and some footsteps. Everyone quiet down. Po looked horrified. "Shit!" he whispered harshly. "Fasten the locks before they find us and try to get in!" Tinky Winky made his way to the entrance of the secret basement and fastened all the locks quickly but quietly. Bo and Jo was already inside their home, but desperately searching for them all. "Yoo hooo! Po! Darling, come out come out wherever you are!" Jo cooed, looking under the sofa. Bo groaned yet again. "Why the hell would he be under the sofa, Jo?"

Little did they know, the distaster protection zone was hidden under the sofa, camoflauged as floor. "Everyone! Get the guns! We'll need to kill them, even though they did give Po birth!" Tinky said. Po agreed, and handed out with the WD-44's.They suddenly popped out from under Po's parents, armed with weapons while the couple stared at them. Po's mother clasped her hands together, exclaiming. "Oh, there you are, Po!" But before she could jump at him with a hug, he pointed the gun at her. "Stay away, Mom!" he warned, moving closer to her. Jo put her hands on her hips, annoyed at his attitude. "Alright, if you want to play it this way..." Then she pulled out a gun of her own and Bo did the same.

"Hah hah!" Po said, smacking the guns away. LaLa glanced at the abandoned guns, and saw they were plastic. "Mom, leave me alone. I need my space, and it's annoying me that you're still in my life. Good-bye." And with those last words, Po shot the gun...at his Dad. "Oops, wrong person. Bye, Mom! See you in hell!" Po said, pointing the gun at his Mom. He shot the gun, and his Mom fell to the ground. "What the fuck? Po didn't pull the trigger yet..." Tinky said, confused. "She must have died from shock. Oh well!" Dipsy said. LaLa gently put the gun on the ground, and rummaged through Jo's purse. She looked at the purse, and saw that it was a Prada purse. "Ooh. Prada purse." LaLa said. She took the purse. Tinky snatched it away and looked through it. An ID, a driver's license, and a wad of cash."Ew," LaLa said. "What are we gonna do with the bodies?" Po shrugged, pickpocketing his father's limp body that was laying on the ground. "I dunno. Throw em in the garbage?"

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Haha, we got bored after a bit. We both had to do laundry/hang clothes up. Hehehe, and hamtaro123312 had to go to open house for her little sister. Whyte Lilac had gotten smacked by her sister, so we decided to stop.

R&R, hamtaro123312 and Whyte Lilac