Duet
By Mezzo-chan
"Don't go breakin' my heart!"
"…"
"Oh honey if I get restless!"
"…"
Beast Boy slammed the big red button marked STOP on the karaoke machine, "Raven! The point of a duet is to sing together!" he fumed.
"Point?" Raven quirked an eyebrow, "There is no point, this is a pointless activity,"
"But singing is fun!" he whined.
"I. Don't. Sing. Gar."
Beast Boy sighed, slumping his shoulders in a tired way. He'd tried and tried, but it seemed as though nothing would sway his woman. He'd offered promises of candy, and flaunted big puppy dog eyes. He'd tried bribery, reverse-psychology, and a parrot named Herschel famed for his persuasive abilities. The only thing he hadn't tried was sexual favors.
Hmmmm…
Author's NoteYeah there is no point, but it's damned funny.
Next Up, Chapter 12: Caution
