Disclaimer: (has heart attack and dies)

What's the point? Everyone knows I don't own anything.

I think, I don't know, what's cheese? HELP!


After the crabby period ended, everyone settled down. Link was making Technic© Throwbots© at a table when Peach walked up "Eww, Throwbots are like so 90's!"

"That's what's good about them, and they beat Bionicle® any day you noob!" Link proclaimed, as the two argued, behind them outside the window was Pichu covered in toilet paper, running around screaming as rabid clowns chased him.

"90's sucked!"

"That contradicts me and the author!"

"O RLY?"

"YA RLY!"

Young Link, still in the Cookie Monster costume, tried lighting the clowns on fire with Marth's tiara as Marth and Falcon chased the boy.

"Kay!" she said and took one of the toys. The two made airplane noises for some reason as they ran through the house playing with them.

The two having fun ran past Mr. Game and Watch and Mewtwo, "That was weirder than Mario's show on ABC." Mewtwo said to the liquid crystal figure.


Flashback

Mario stood in front of an audience with a mic, behind him on a curtain said 'What the F--- is up with that!'

"So I noticed on any crossover fiction that's not centered around Nintendo have me say 'Mama-mia' or 'It's a-me, Mario' at least once! I mean what the F(censored) is up with that?" the crowd cheered because the 'applause' sign told them to.


End Flashback

"Yeah what was that crossover thing about anyway?" Game and Watch asked himself.

"Oh and remember," Roy asked, walking up to them, "That time Crazy Hand built a Braw HQ for an update?"


Flashback

"Meet these guys!" the hand screamed in horror for some reason, pointing to the four SSBB fighters.

"YO!" they said,

"YO!" They others said,

"Now to throw out this old Melee HQ…" the glove held it by the corner, disgusted, and flung it out a window, landing on a fat guy.

He put in it's place an exact, identical HQ except it had 'Braw' in place of 'Melee' on the front of the building.

A laugh track played.

"Where's that coming from?" Ness asked,

The same laugh track repeated.


End Flashback

"It's the Smash Mansion, we didn't say 'yo', and that never happened." informed Mewtwo,

"Yeah, and I didn't even write that flashback." The author said,

"SHUT UP!" Roy yelled and ran off.

The same laugh track played again.

Boring stuff ensued until night fell.

Link and Roy were sprawled in hammocks outside the house staring at the slight glow of the sun behind the horizon. "Mountains, mountains of glorious beans!" Roy cried dramatically "And tiny, tiny little dancing crab cake!"

Sadly, they were so used to eating only gummy worms that they hadn't eaten all day. Even though it had only been half a day.

"Stupid!" Link snapped, "Stop being delusional! Those are Gummy Smashers!"

"JOO NOOB!" Roy cried and threw cheese dip at Link. Then they fought… with breadsticks.

Finally it was pitch-black except for the stars and moon.

"SLUMBER PARTAY!" Marth screamed girlishly,

"YAY!" all the girls and Falcon cried,

"Loserz!" random Sega, Xbox, Playstation, and best of all, Atari all-stars shouted and pointed.

"WTF?" every Smasher said and tried lighting them on fire, chasing them around the house while 'shout' played for comical effect. Since the lights were out everyone all stubbed their toes… at once and screamed, then screamed again in pain for hearing the loud scream. Zelda put a sheet over his head and said boo and everyone ran off screaming. Then cried because they were scared, then had ice cream and felt better, and finally continued chasing.

Then it was ten O'clock.

The twenty-six settled down and laid out their sleeping bags.

Pichu then ran around screaming, but this was normal and nothing happened.

The next morning everyone went to breakfast. "FOOD FIGHT!" Screamed Jigglypuff, she chucked her whole plate at Young Link's head. But missed and nothing happened.


R&R! (yes, read it again)