It's so annoying that I bearly get any reviews when some noobs who aren't funny get three hundred and a half reviews each chapter! Atleast half or moreof my reviews are fromsome of my favorite authors (Yes the first half is by one I like, then by someone else, ha ha I'm funny.) And i've offically been here a year (since June 2005) not counting my account.
READ: people say joo in this!
After breakfast Bowser snuck off cartoonishly while snickering.
"Hmm, how suspicious…" Luigi said, rubbing his chin. Sadly he wore his carpet gloves and got carpet burn. The plumber ran around screaming and after a while went in search of Bowser.
Young Link tried to say that he wanted extra helpings but it came out as a 'Yo Momma' joke.
"WTF?" everyone with the exception of Luigi and Bowser said and chased him with hairdryers, peanut butter, and the undying bond of friendship.
Luigi opened a door, pushing the bucket on it on to his head "NOEZ THE PUPPIES, THEY BURN MY FACE!" he screamed as a gallon of puppies poured over him yipping. Bowser laughed and ran past him, "WHY JOO LITTLE-!" the plumber screamed and chased Bowser, then Luigi stared, "When will that plumber go away, we don't need one!"
A laugh tack played,
Bowser lit him on fire and the guy ran around screaming.
Everyone else ran into the living room chasing Young Link when the ranting, yelling, and cheese was stopped by Master Hand who appeared out of thin air, sadly he misjudged and appeared halfway inside a wall and died, Crazy Hand appeared next to him and said, "Hello addicted freaks! You will meet another person who got over his/her addiction, then participate in a challenge."
Pit walked in and sat in the chair. To everyone's horror/amusement the fiery plumber caught Pit on fire and the two ran around screaming until Pit got bored and quit acting to become his life dream; stylish toilet designer!
"YAY! Stylish toilet designer!" Pit cried.
"I'll buy one just for you!" Peach said dramatically/romantically/sarcastically/satanic-istsically.
"O RLY, noob?" Pit, who will now be called Banana from now on, said.
"I like underwear!" Roy cried while throwing sand at people and prancing circles.
Banana was very offended by this and ran onto the beach crying where a crab tried eating his face off.
"OK!" screamed Crazy Hand, bringing Master Hand back to life with the Magical Happy Muffin®, "On to the challenge!"
The Smashers all disappeared by magical and very cheap reasons.
They appeared in a giant cardboard box with lights illuminating it. All of a sudden a bunch of bananas ran in including Banana who just sat there as a banana tried jumping him.
But they were just bananas.
So nothing happened.
Everyone ate them, except for Banana who wanted to start his career already.
They warped back.
"NUTZ!1" Crazy said, annoyed, "NEXT TIME JOO WON'T GET OFF SO EASILY!" the glove cackled nicely and smashed through a window, bloody and twitching.
"I don't want to be called Banana anymore!" Banana screamed angrily.
"OK Pineapple." Ganondorf said,
"WHY JOO LITTLE-!" Pineapple yelled and chased Ganondorf while wild banjo music played.
Zelda flung soft-served ice cream at Fox who got smacked in the face.
Of course this started your typical school lunchtime…
"Knitting rave!" Nana screamed.
In the middle of the rave Pineapple yelled so they cloud hear, "I don't want to be called a frigging fruit!"
"How about Tampon?" Roy said while doing an extreme knit spiral but biffed. Tampon chased Roy with an elephant gun.
"YAY I'M NOT MADE FUN OF!" Falcon cried… before Yoshi threw him into a Tutu-O-matic-putter-oner-thinger-omg-wtf-bbq™.
I have nothing against Pit, I actually want ot play him the most.
Oh and I suggest you buy a tutu machine like the one inthis chapter; Itmakes a tutu designed just for your body made around your body! In Barbie hot pink or Gothic horror black.
(1-800) WTF-N00B
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