Chapter 21: Operation Difference Between Science and Screwing Around
XCOM-TST-04W2
XCOM Research and Development Department - Test Summary Report
Author: Technician David Lockwood
Subject: Field Test of 'Electric Feet' Magnetic Boot Prototype
Test Procedure: XCOM-TSTP-04W3
Date of Test: 20th September 2035
Test Status: Failure. Severe injury sustained. Minor damage to prototype.
Abstract: Following successful laboratory testing of the magnet boots prototype (Refer to Test Summary Report XCOM-TST-04W1 for further details), hereafter referred to as the 'prototype', field testing was undertaken.
The testing of the prototype was undertaken while the AVENGER was landed and under uncontrolled field test environmental conditions. Overall responsibility of the test was assigned to Senior Engineer Adrian Roberts. Test Subject was Sergeant Robin Taylor, hereafter referred to as the 'Operator'.
The prototype was prepared by XCOM engineering staff Technician David Lockwood and Technician Samantha Collins. Operator was assisted into the prototype and post installation checks were carried out.
Operator activated the prototype and confirmed no issues. Operator confirmed the power source to be operational and within normal parameters. Operator began a vertical ascent of the exterior hull of the AVENGER. At an estimated six feet from ground level Operator reported no issues and continued his ascent. At an estimated ten feet above ground level Operator reported a malfunction of the prototype.
Shortly after, the prototype became detached from the hull and caused the Operator to fall the estimated ten feet to ground level. Technical staff present attended to the Operator, reporting him to be conscious but complaining of severe pain in the back and groin.
Operator was immediately taken to the infirmary for medical treatment. Dr Amanda Albright diagnosed his condition as: Vertebral Fractures, Posterior Rib Fractures, Testicular Hematoma. (Refer to patient medical records for further details ACCESS RESTRICTED, AUTHORITY OF XCOM PHYSICIAN DR. AMANDA ALBRIGHT).
Overall cause of the failure is currently under investigation. The prototype has been quarantined and all further testing has been suspended until the conclusion of the investigation. (Refer to XCOM-TST-04W3 for a summary of the investigation).
Preliminary recommendation for rework of prototype: Try bigger magnets?
Appendix: Refer to tape TST-0095/2035-09-20 for video recording of test.
END OF REPORT
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XCOM-ANL-07Q5
XCOM Research and Development Department - Analysis Summary Report
Author: Researcher Adrianne Cunnings
Subject: Investigation into use of Acoustic Warfare Solutions (AWS)
Abstract: Several proposals were made for the use of audio signals in XCOM operations in both offensive and support roles. Historic examples of use of music in warfare include both the use for inspiration of one's own troops and the demoralisation and intimidation of the enemy. Refer to XCOM historical archives for subject 'When Johnny Comes Marching Home', 'Ride of the Valkyries', 'Horns of Jericho' for examples.
Conclusion: While an improvement in morale is noted for off duty personnel the broadcasting of recorded music during operations is not compatible to XCOMs current role as a black ops organisation. Additionally, contrary to anecdotal evidence use of the song 'Stayin' Alive' does not provide any repeatable evidence of improved medical outcomes during complex surgeries.
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XCOM-ANL-09S6
XCOM Research and Development Department - Analysis Summary Report
Author: Technician Sian Devereux
Subject: Investigation into use of Viper Infiltration Unit (VIU)
Abstract: Based on analysis of Dr Vahlens experiments with the Viper King, an investigation was undertaken for the creation and deployment of a Viper Infiltration Unit (VIU). The VIU is a mechanical, autonomous unit based on the likeness of earths snake species intended for reconnaissance and infiltration of Viper dense regions.
Development of the prototype was based on historical archive footage of scientists using robotic units disguised as animals for the observation of wild animal groups. A prototype unit was designed and laboratory tested to be capable of autonomous movement in a variety of terrains, provide real time intelligence and mimic the behaviour patterns of earth snakes.
The VIU prototype was released outside the AVENGER for field testing. Initial results were promising but testing was abruptly halted after the VIU was set upon by a wild mongoose. XCOM technical personnel were able to capture the interfering mongoose and are currently awaiting retrieval of some of the VIUs components for analysis.
Conclusion: Further refinement of design required.
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XCOM-ANL-56W7
XCOM Research and Development Department - Analysis Summary Report
Author: Technician Lin Xiao Long
Subject: Development of Squad Automatic Weapon (SAW)
Abstract: XCOM weapons development were tasked to create a Squad Automatic Weapon (SAW) to allow Support strike team members to provide additional firepower on the battlefield. The original concept was to be based on the existing standard assault rifle with the addition of fully automatic firing capability.
While initially promising in the laboratory attempts to use the weapon under combat conditions have resulted in a considerable number of misfires and malfunctions. It has been noted in the after-action reports that some strike team members have taken to referring to the prototype as the 'Bob Marley'.
Conclusion: Further development to be suspended.
Addendum: Senior strike team members have expressed exasperation in having to explain the reference to younger recruits.
END OF REPORT
XCOM Rule 282: Contrary to popular belief the phrase 'Throw science at the wall and see what sticks' is not a viable research philosophy.
