I bet I know why people don't review me too much is because their sick freaks that know better and are not mind controlled- Oops, you didn't hear anything… BYE! (Throws flash bomb to disappear but it's a normal bomb and ACT II blows up)
After the rave, Falcon tried ripping off the tutu that was over his spandex.
"Guys!" Link yelled while standing on a chair, "I have an announcement! Last chapter was 666 words long!"
"NOEZ!" everyone cried, except for DK who said 'NOES!'
"We must exorcize this place!" declared Mewtwo.
"I have another announcement!" Link yelled, "Also last chapter Peach said the word satanic-istsically! Now we know this isn't a coincidence!"
Samus and Mario ran around the house randomly throwing garlic on stuff and spreading cottage cheese that was blessed by a priest on the walls and ceiling.
Marth and Fox hung 'Passion of The Christ' DVDs on the walls like pictures as Pichu ran around screaming, but this was normal and nothing happened.
"Pichu! Do something useful!" Fox said,
Tampon brought fifty exorcists to the mansion.
"Shampoo! Do something useful!" Fox said, escorting the exorcists out.
"I thought I was 'Tampon' AND I WANT TO BE CALLED PIT!" Shampoo asked angrily.
"That aught to do it!" Pikachu said, admiring his work,
"WTF ARE YOU DOING!" Link screamed, pushing the desk of demonic knick-knacks and voodoo out of a window.
"Hey!" Falco piped up,
"Pipe down!" Zelda yelled from across the room,
"Peach said that word! It's her fault!" the falcon yelled, everyone chased Peach through the house with pitchforks and torches.
Peach, knowing their weakness, threw wonder bread at them.
"OK! OK! Now that the house is safe, LET'S WATCH TV!" screamed Kirby.
"YAY!1" they screamed and ran down the stairs into the living room.
They then watched HBO.
"ZOMG IT'S US!" Jigglypuff screamed in horror, everyone ran over to the front door when it burst open to reveal…
"NNUUUUUUUEEEESSS!" Pikachu cried and tried committing suicide with some underpants, but failed.
"HI!" screamed Ash to everyone's shock, "I'M YOUR NEXT PERSON WHO SAYS THEY GOT OVER SOMETHING!"
Shampoo shot him with a rocket launcher.
"HA I SAVED YOUR LIVES FROM ETERNAL AND INTERNAL DOOM! NOW CHANGE MY NAME!" Shampoo yelled, but because of all the yelling the Smashers were momentarily def.
Then a cow came in and mugged Dr. Mario of his head and ran off.
Suddenly Master Hand blew the doors away with a hand BB-gun and flew in "Next challenge will be challenging!"
He waited for them to laugh.
They stared.
Then they all said "LOL!" monotonously. Just the abbreviation… and read it like a word.
"Anyway, You have to track down that cow to win the doc's friggin' head!" the hand that was apparently masterful informed.
"HELLZ YEAH!1" Dr. Mario yelled, but no one heard him because his head was far away.
Far away the cow meowed in horror at the sentence the head/loot said and got 'Geek Stink Breath' stuck in his mind, lodged cleverly and tightly in his cortex "MOOOOOO?" befuddled the cow, which then died.
After a moment of silence a bunch of nine-year olds came up and poked it with sticks "WHY JOO LITTLE-" Dr. Mario's head yelled and taught them a Christian-approved, clean virtue fit for PBS.
The kids got bored and ran off.
"Kids these days," the head said. Then a box inched up to him, "WTF?" Snake looked out, screamed when he saw the head, and ran off. Then got hit by a semi. This was all very confusing to anyone in/reading the story as they were on an island and could not escape.
The Smashers strolled down the street whistling when they came upon a cow.
"OMG COW!" Peach said,
"OMG OTHER COW!" Link said,
"OMG DEAD COW!" Falco said,
"YAY COWS!" Kirby said,
"OMG HEAD!" Yoshi said. This wasn't Dr. Mario's head so they moved on.
They stopped at an ice cream shop.
"I'll have some toilet flavored ice cream please." Wario asked,
"Any toppings?" the freak at the counter asked,
"Oh I guess heads."
"HEY! LET'S LOOK THERE!" Link screamed to everyone else, even though he was a few inches away.
Pikachu payed the freak two hundred chocolate coins in foil rappers and took the bucket of topping headsout, "Found it!" He said and held Dr. Mario's head.
Everyone took their bubble gum and put it on the doctor's neck, then stuck his head on it. Master Hand appeared and said, "Yay! U one! Now lets goa!" he waited for them to notice the misspelled words and crap, but they can't see what he said and just stared. He, along with them, disappeared.
Back at thehouse the Smashers had another crabby period.
Seriously the last chapter was 666 words long and coincedentally Peach said 'satanic'.
Well I guess I'm just a little less reveiwed than an averageperson on this site and I haven't been writing stories for even a year... But since this fic I've been trying to thinkof a story that could be a slight hit.
Oh yeah, and if you have an idea for Smashy Games, tell me. Doubt I'll get any though.
Oh wellz, review, my mind controlled minion- SHUT UP! (runs of crying and gets run over by a semi)
