Why I made fun of Pit was because everyone is obsessing about him and I wanted to be the first to make fun of him... I think I am anyway.

This chapter is a crappy crossover of Smashiness/Pokemon/Soda/Lego/other stuff.


During this crabby period, (noted as the last sentence in chapter four) Roy duct taped celery to Ganondorf's face, Pikachu scotch taped his butt to C. Flalcon's forehead,Zeldathrew Link's Legos out of a window, and Shampoo wrote his real name in crayon and glued it to Bowser's shell "I STILL PWN YOU ALL!" he cried triumphantly as he flew out a window. Pichu scarfed down the couch and Peach spray painted her hair clear.

Suddenly the door flew open and Meta Knight walked in, "ZOMG, what now?" Peach asked dramatically at all the dramatic stuff happening.

He shrugged and stole Kirby's Fruit Loops, "HOW DARE YOU!" Kirby gasped, "THIS ISYOUR WORST DOING YET FIEND!"

"O YA?" Meta Knight asked,

"YA!" Kirby replied,

"O RLY?"

"YA RLY!"

"Can't we just say 'really', 'oh', and 'yeah' normally?" Ness yelled,

"No, noob…" Fox said, then the dead cows became zombies and shuffled in.

"NOEZ!" everyone shouted,

Master Hand blew them up with his Bullet Bill finger move,

"YAYZ!" everyone shouted,

"Now another challenge." announced the hand,

"NOEZ!" everyone shouted,

"Psych!" Master Hand said,

"YAYZ!" everyone shouted,

"TALK INDIVIDUALLY!" the glove ordered,

"NOEZ!" everyone shouted,

"What, but, why you little-!" Master Hand yelled and chased the Smashers who moved as one unit.

After the chase, Master Hand put aside hisbloody whiskand said, "Before you interrupted me, I was going to tell you that another boring person will tell you about his/her story and crud."

"What? Really? Not again… Aw man… Where did that start were people said 'man' in a sentence like this? Hmm… weird… I'm hungry," all the Smashers said at once.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TALKING AT THE SAME TIME?" Master Hand cried and chased them with a lawnmower covered in yogurt.

After that chase, they ended up in the living room where the first chase began.

The door opened and in came May riding on Turbo, the teal car-like Throwbot/Slizer®.

"YAY!" Link said and clapped, then his hands fell off "AH!" he took some gum from Dr. Mario's neck and attached his hands back on, Dr. Mario's head fell off, "AH!" he did some handy work out of site and stood up, revealing to everyone that his left arm had Dr. Mario's body and his right arm had Crazy Hand, Link then hid his arms behind him and pushed his severed hands and Dr. Mario's head under a table.

"…Ok… How did he do that with out his hands? Anyway, I used to be anorexic, but I got hooked on Gummy worms when one accidentally fell into my mouth, now I don't worry about my body and keep in perfect shape!" May told them,

"WTF? That was positive about Gummies!" Captain Falcon said,

"O RLY?" Ness got mad at her saying 'O RLY'"I meant that was my cousin! Yeah! I once got mugged by a bag of Gummy bears, that's my story!" May said,

"That wasn't very funny…" Mario said,

"O YA? Than what's this!" May exclaimed.

Nothing happened.

Turbo threw his disk, which hit Marth in the forehead, knocking him senseless. Zelda pushed May out a conveniently placed window where she landed on Link's Legos. Turbo ran over Ganondorf who was advertising for Pepsi by drinking a can, Y. Link drank Coca-Cola and advertised it, Donkey Kong stole it and crushed it on his head, knocking him senseless and landing by Marth. Peach spray-painted Turbo with her clear paint, making him look invisible-ish.

"Ha! Now we can't see him!" Peach said, admiring her wittiness, "Oh wait…"

"Don't you mean: O WAITZERZ!1!1!5!" Ness sighed,

"Yes, You get a free spray!" Peach sprayed Ness invisible who screamed,

"Hey! Peach can spray us and Turbo won't be able to see us!" Fox suggested, Peach did so, wiped off the clear paint from Turbo, and sprayed herself.

Turbo heard people snickering and feet running along the floor, then running into each other and screams of pain.

Samus shot Turbo with Pit's forgotten elephant gun.

He blew up.

Link made a weird junky thing out of Turbo's pieces and called it the 'Super Mega Ultra Hyper 360 Wii PS3 Dream Cast Lawlz!1!3$#11!' and sent it to retrieve Roy.

"AH!" Roy screamed as he ran from the robot.

Jigglypuff watched some celebrity show that was sad if you're that obsessed about some famous people and saw that PVM and the endless Survivor shows were more popular than her show 'Jigglypuff Roasts People'

"WHY JOO LITTLE-!" She picked up the TV and held it over her head, tried to throw it out the window, but got crushed.

"WHEEEE!" May said while trying to whip Master Hand with a spiked whip.

Bowser grabbed Link's invention and bashed May unconscious, Master Hand took out his whisk and fought Bowser off.

Kirby and Yoshi stole every third sock from their own drawers while Pichu ran around screaming, but this was normal and nothing happened.


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