W00t apples.


Everyone was sprawled across the living room.

An apple was sitting next to the TV. Butthis had nothing to do with anything.

Suddenly Zelda got up "I have a special treat for you all… FREE HAIR CUTS!"

"YAY!" everyone said, getting up.

"YAY!" Zelda said, after a moment of silence, "YAY!"

She cut everyone's hair, even May who was still unconscious when she cut her hair.

"Ok, here's a mirror!" Zelda said, rolling in a big mirror/apple.

"OMG!1" everyone cried, they all had Marth's head for their heads.

"I WANT TO BE BACK TO NORMAL!" Marth cried,

Everyone pulled out one big chainsaw and chased the princess around the house.

Zelda threw Wonder Bread at them to subdue the lynch mob whatever and used the Magical Happy Muffin® to turn their heads back to normal.

"When did you get that from me young lady?" Master Hand asked Zelda,

"I pick pocketed you..?" Zelda admitted shyly,

"Thank you for admitting shyly the truth, you are grounded for four apples!" Master Hand announced,

"Huh?" Zelda asked.

Four apples later…

"I'm free!" Zelda said, getting out of her room.

"Or are you?"Yoshi said,Bowser did a crappy version of the Twilight Zone theme song but didn't capture the true essence of the music and cried.

Pichu stole May's right arm and ran off, she held in her anger and attached a sculpture of an arm made entirely out of cheese to her shoulder stump and walked proudly in circles.

Peach took her cheese arm and force-fed herself while performing an artsy one-woman show.

May then just glued her stump to Dr. Mario's foot, "Now we're Siamese twins!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO WHY ME?" Fox cried instead of Link for no reason,the trainer and hero poked each other with sticks, force fed each other orange juice, went to college and everything happened like some weird college movie while staying there and got called freaks and went EMO, then got stuck in a double date. Finally they came back here in a tear-jerking reunion. This all happened in three apples.

"WTF apples again?" Ness asked,

"ANYWAY…" Master Hand said, "Before I was interrupted by the freaks/apples I was going to say that another challenge will be happening."

He snapped his fingers and Pit appeared "Nuts!" cursed the angel,

"YOU SAID A BAD WORD!" Falcon said, pointing at him.

"Pit will also be here to participate with you." The glove said,

"NUTZ!" Pit obscenit-ied, easy on the language!

Master Hand used a magical apple to teleport them to their destination.

"Why not use the muffin this time?" Yoshi asked,

"So I could eat it!" the glove said while making weird farting noises.

May and Link ate a salad together romantically,

"NOES." Zelda said angrily, "I want my Linky-poo………p." Marth wasn't listening however as he was dancing to the Black Eyed Peas on his Ipod.

"Yeah, crappy couples are like SO important and serious!"Pichu stated,

They finally realized that they were on a weird parking lot like thing floating out in the ocean.

Suddenly Crazy Hand ripped free from Link's right arm who attached his normal hand, "OK! What you will have to do this time is… eat this giant apple!"

A giant apple appeared out of nowhere.

Kirby sucked it up, however this was so big that he was stretched around it, taking the shape of a giant apple "YAY!1" squealed Kirby.

Suddenly a giant gummy eel grabbed Peach in its mouth and swam to the bottom of the tropical sea.

"Ok, let's teleport back to the house already!" Jigglypuff said, no one thinking what just happened one second ago was any big deal.

"Not just yet! You have to rescue Peach with this submarine!" Crazy Hand pointed to a yellow sub with bubble windows all around. Roy remembered the Yellow Submarine song and got it stuck in his head, he rolled around the ground screaming, everyone ran in, Game And Watch dragging Roy in by the foot.

Zelda got tired of Roy screaming and lodged Pit in his mouth. Roy accidentallyswollowed Pit and was satisfied.

Peach could somehow breathe and talk under water and took a bite out of the gummy worm.

Back at the parking lot thing, the hands were watching everything from a monitor, "Why did you have a giant gummy eel for this challenge? They'll just eat it and it will just be harder for them to break the habit," asked Master Hand.

"But this way they'll have to fight the thing they love to eat!" Crazy replied,

"NO WAI!1" Master Hand said girlishly,

"YA WAI!1" Crazy Hand said girlishly,

Back with Peach, she took another big bite, the eel then stopped at an underwater lighthouse. It opened the front door and pushed her in.

Some how the place was watertight, the walls and floor were dark blue murals of watery stuff, She ran in circles screaming until a talking apple approached her, she ran away from the talking apple up the stairs.

Back in the sub, Fox, who was controlling the thing, shot apples at the yummy beast through the cannons in front.

"WTF apples again?" Ness asked, who was only good for saying a bad word abbreviation and apples.

The gummy eel wrapped around the sub, causing it to roll and sink even though that wouldn't happen but is cool so ha!

Roy got sick from rolling around and threw up Pit, "I'm free!"

"JOO SAID A BAD WORD!" Falcon said and pointed,

"NU UH!" stated Pit,

"0M6 L33T!1" Samus stated,

"I BET PEACH'S THERE!" Mario stated, pointing to the lighthouse,

"O RLY?" Luigi stated,

"Yes." Mario stated,

"NUUUEEE! JOO DIDN'T L33T OR MISSPELL ON PERPUS!" Luigi stated,

"I don't want to!" Mario stated,

"NUUEEE!" Luigi stated,

"STOP STATING!" screamed Yoshi in horror, getting constipated from all the stating.

"EWWWWZ!" Zelda said,

Some cracks appeared as the eel squeezed tighter, water sprayed in, then the eel zapped the sub, but ended up electrocuting itself sinking to the bottom of the sea, "I WANTED TO EAT IT!" Nana said,

Popo didn't find this funny enough and sentenced her to life in prison.

"YAY!" Nana cried in joy, "Now I will actually go around with you more!"

The submarine collided with the top of the lighthouse and got lodged in, Peach, who just reached the top, opened the door and got in.

Suddenly the talking apple smashed through the front window, Bowser tried to eat it but missed. Link and May, conjoined by Dr. Mario, did a triple summersault, this did nothing so they just shot at it with machine guns until it was no more. Then Master Hand brought them back to the mansion/house with his apple.

"WHEE APPLES! ONCE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!" Master Hand screamed,

"Pineapples!" Crazy Hand said,

The Smashers just stared blankly.

Apples.


I feel bad for Roy. But that's what's fanfiction's for am I right? No? STFU!

Poor Link, May, and Dr. Mario too... Freaks/apples/stated

EAT APPLES!1